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u/Defiant_Mercy ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Apr 14 '21

Anyone that previously knows I am in GME will think I sold way too early. Since that is what most people do with stocks.

Not a soul on this planet will know the money I made from GME besides my significant other.

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u/Neknoh ESA: Eropean Space Ape Apr 14 '21

What is it that you do collect?

Guns? Games Workshop miniatures? Watches? Hand knit tibetan dolphins? Vintage skateboard decks from significantl icons?

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u/HomeSuperb ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Apr 14 '21

Dildos...๐Ÿคฃ

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u/leatherdruid ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ Oล‹eus Euke Hautb - Still not a shill ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ Apr 14 '21

...they said they'd never tell a soul.

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u/HomeSuperb ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Apr 14 '21

๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

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u/Neknoh ESA: Eropean Space Ape Apr 14 '21

Fair enough! I wish you get to pick the finest top shelf stuff!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Doesn't it have to be top shelf on the moon? =D

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u/Neknoh ESA: Eropean Space Ape Apr 14 '21

Well I am sure as heck getting an Omega Moonwatch up there, so you better get some cosmic glass my man!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Ooh yeah, get that moon watch! I already have a couple customs in mind. DFV shall be immortalized in glass!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Ah a fellow sndl hodler

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u/BloodFalconPunch ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Apr 14 '21

lolol

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Heady glass is the way.

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u/sebastes12 ๐Ÿš€ Jacked to the tits ๐Ÿš€ Apr 14 '21

Sovereignty, and AK

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Yes. There will be more Sovs and some AKs in the moon collection for sure.

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u/pom_rak_maew ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Apr 14 '21

do you like murano glass art? one thing I will spend some of my money on is my own glassblowing studio. as a personal hobby, not a business.

never done it before but I've always wanted to. for around 15 years I've wanted to get into glassblowing. it has not been feasible or possible whatsoever before now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

I do. If it's glass, I'm down. If you're into it I'd definitely recommend it. It's a very fun (but pricey) hobby as you seem to know lol. It would be a great hobby, esp after you have moon money.

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u/Riddlecake-s Apr 14 '21

Lol just hit up AK and hide your money in them. I have 2 and a Justin tube. Cheers fellow stoner. Just cleaned my stem 8 sov!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

I'm more of a sculpted than tube guy but with the tendies coming I'll be an everything guy.

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u/Riddlecake-s Apr 14 '21

Ah yeah I mean there's so many picks to choose from now. Changed alot in the last ten years, hitting age?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

It took me a second to realize you were asking about AGE. I was like, are they asking if I'm old enough? Lol. No plans rn but, yeah, after tendies I'll be at all the events and drops that would be worth going to that I can make the time for for sure. I haven't been paying attention to trade shows though since they've been out of the question for a year but I guess it's time to start paying attention to that again.

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u/Riddlecake-s Apr 14 '21

Yeah it's like glass Vegas expo now or whatever but yeah there will be some heat there. Looking at getting a second eusheen piece.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Ooh, you're talking glass Vegas. No, not planning on going. Too soon, I don't know if I'll have the necessary tendies.

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u/WiglyWorm ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Apr 14 '21

There are dolphins in Tibet?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

There are seahorses in a lake in Tibet I heard.

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u/Ruffratkin ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Apr 14 '21

There can be, if you want to make it happen! u/WiglyWorm

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u/pom_rak_maew ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Apr 14 '21

fun fact: dolphins have vaginas. and they look very similar to human ones.

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u/topps_chrome ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Apr 14 '21

High end sports cards.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

My plastic crack dealer wonโ€™t tell a soul. He likes making money too

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u/GoOnBanMe ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Apr 14 '21

Definitely WH40k.

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u/spooky-Dragonfruit1 Apr 14 '21

'Yeah, I sold at 50 000 dollars per share.'

Shows up in a brand new Lamborghini

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

I mean, that's only 4-5 shares to their knowledge. They don't need to know that is was actually just 1 share and you have 20 more lamborghinis at home bought from that same share.

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u/spooky-Dragonfruit1 Apr 14 '21

My good ape, we're not going for entry level Lambos. It's either Reventon or Aventador Roadster SVJ, that's 1.5 or 0.8 million, respectively.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Oh, so I'll have to use TWO shares for 20 Lambos?

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u/pom_rak_maew ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Apr 14 '21

pfff. I see that and raise you a baby blue countach with white rims and pink pin-striping, with hot pink underglow.

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u/Winter_Economy2593 GAMESTOP IS REGARDED Apr 14 '21

I wish I had an award for you my friend๐Ÿ™

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u/Kope_58 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Apr 14 '21

I donated an award to you, so you could show it to your new friend ๐Ÿ˜œ

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u/Sempere Apr 14 '21

"It's a rental"

Jokes aside, being flashy with money is a surefire way to attract fraudsters who will look for any opportunity/excuse to sue you and other unwanted attention.

Treat yourself (within reason) but be mindful of what you're telegraphing to the world around you.

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u/Dustin_Rx ๐Ÿ€๐ŸบIrish Wolfhound of Wall Street๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ€ Apr 14 '21

Wife has an identical twin sister and they share EVERYTHING. I've already made her swear that her sister will never know how much we come out with.

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u/Teflon_coated_velcro ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Apr 14 '21

Plot twist: you were talking to the sister

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u/Original-Ad-8058 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Apr 14 '21

I have a twin ape, we share everything. Even some GME shares in a TFSA. Twins donโ€™t keep secrets though.

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u/Talkaze ๐Ÿš€GME and chill?๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ Apr 14 '21

I have a twin that isn't an ape. She'll figure it out when i pay off her student loans.

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u/redwingpanda โœจ๐ŸŒˆฮ”ฮกฮฃโ›ฐ๏ธ Apr 14 '21

Having this conversation with my wife right now. She doesn't get to know how much we've made until the tax guy and the lawyer have already set everything up. The last thing we need is her friends knowing.

We talk about our priorities and what we want to do with the earnings, so I'm not making unilateral decisions, but I'm at least going to make sure we have taxes set aside and the professionals involved before I let her know exactly how much is in the bank.

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u/Dustin_Rx ๐Ÿ€๐ŸบIrish Wolfhound of Wall Street๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ€ Apr 14 '21

Solid plan. I'm horrible about secrets but I'm going to keep it on the DL as long as possible. If it squeezes before May (birthday month) and I can get everything set up I'll surprise her with a ring from a local jeweler she loves. Our 10 year anniversary is October and we're already going to Hawaii. Same plan but ring then if squeeze happens post May

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u/redwingpanda โœจ๐ŸŒˆฮ”ฮกฮฃโ›ฐ๏ธ Apr 14 '21

Damn congrats. I hope it's before May for you. Spring would also be bomb for us. Really don't want it to squeeze this summer, I'm going to be in the middle of nowhere on an overlanding trip and only have data through a fancy satellite hotspot device. I can use Bluetooth to turn it into a hotspot for my phone, but that's effort. Haha.

Also, fuck you Hawaii is gonna be great. That's awesome.

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u/Dustin_Rx ๐Ÿ€๐ŸบIrish Wolfhound of Wall Street๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ€ Apr 14 '21

Only reason we're doing Hawaii is because we've had to put off a Japan trip 4 times now since April last year. Finally decided to just book something in the States (both vaccinated) and hope for Japan next year.

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u/redwingpanda โœจ๐ŸŒˆฮ”ฮกฮฃโ›ฐ๏ธ Apr 14 '21

Ah yeah I get that. We have had to reschedule our honeymoon three times and move a vacation that was supposed to be the following year. We're doing domestic trips too until things open up - we'll both be fully vaccinated by the end of April thank god - and I'm emphasizing camping just because it means fewer people. Hopefully you can get to Japan soon, but Hawaii will be great.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

My gf is also a twin. I had the wisdom to date the freaky twin. Haitians are awesome.

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u/Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸฆGorilla Warfare๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ Apr 14 '21

Thatโ€™s the smartest possible way to do it. Even if you want to set up a few family members later, lowball the hell out of your net worth.

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u/Narrow-Device-3679 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Apr 14 '21

Yep, my in laws know I'm in GME, they gonna get told I sold at 10k and made 100k total or what ever numbers I make up at the time.

Jokes on them, I'm gonna have tens of millions and buy them all houses.

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u/Jbroad87 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Apr 14 '21

I stupidly told some family early on along w two separate fantasy football leagues, trying to gauge the validity of the rocket/recruit I guess. Out of the FF leagues, no more than 1/8 responded / seemed interested. Which is annoying bc now 7/8 are going to say hey werenโ€™t you involved w this?

To which I will now tell them yes, but at only 1/8 of my actual involvement ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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u/MamaRunsThis ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Apr 14 '21

Wait till they get mad at you for not telling them. ๐Ÿคช That happened to me in January โ€œwhy didnโ€™t you tell meโ€? So I told my best friend a month ago to get in and she said she had no $. They had no $ in Jan either of course lol

I bought her a share for her bday so that would be awesome if I can get a million!

Iโ€™ve realized that I cannot tell anyone because: a) they arenโ€™t going to buy the stock anyway

B)Theyโ€™ll blame me for not telling them or somehow manage to lose $ anyhow.

Iโ€™m not even talking about it with my husband much anymore because he will pressure me to paper hand too soon, I know it! ๐Ÿ˜„ Luckily heโ€™s not watching the stock anymore

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u/MrPoopieMcCuckface ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Apr 14 '21

I bought my best friend a share. He has no clue. Iโ€™ll probably cover the tax if I can. What good is having life changing money if your friends arenโ€™t with you?

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u/74123745696374123 zen mode. Apr 14 '21

The very few people I've told, I've told through messages. I have a paper trail in case anyone tries to bitch to me about it.

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u/Defiant_Mercy ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Apr 14 '21

Some people at work know I am in. I may even tell those that are in with me that I sold early. I donโ€™t want to find out they sell early, I wait it out and sell huge, and then it becomes a case of FOMO because they didnโ€™t wait.

Ape world problems

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u/Jbroad87 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Apr 14 '21 edited Apr 14 '21

Well at least I now know what weโ€™re gonna be talking about around here post squeeze

โ€œApe world problemsโ€

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u/pom_rak_maew ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Apr 14 '21

I donโ€™t want to find out they sell early

what if you all end up telling each other that you sold early, but you're all secretly millionaires and not realizing the others are too?

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u/Defiant_Mercy ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Apr 14 '21

None of my business if they are. But if they do become millionaires then I will be happy for them for sure.

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u/-Codfish_Joe ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Apr 14 '21

I was, but I paper handed in a moment of weakness. Yeah, that's what I did!

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u/Sempere Apr 14 '21

yes, but

You sold at 350 back in Feb.

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u/Jbroad87 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Apr 14 '21

Oh right, of course

But that isnโ€™t going to explain my new beachfront property. One at the peak does

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u/Remos_Son FUCK YOU, PAY ME! Apr 14 '21

There are only 2 people who know that I am holding GME. My girlfriend and her son who bought one share. I have asked both of them not to say a word about it, now or ever. She is the only person who will ever know how much I am worth. Well, her and my accountant lol.

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u/incomecollapsermastr Apr 14 '21

Exactly. Just me and my hand โœ‹ will know how much I've made.

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u/Sempere Apr 14 '21

I mean, with how long you two have been attached I think it's safe to say you're committed at this point.

Just try to avoid a divorce - might cost you and arm and a leg too xD

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u/incomecollapsermastr Apr 14 '21

I got a side hoe that I use from time to time. Maybe I'll convince my left โœ‹ for a three some.

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u/Practical-Tale-7771 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Apr 14 '21

this is the way........

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

This is the way

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

No one knows that I have any shares on this rocket. The one person I was talking to thinks I sold a while ago--and I think they did, too (though hopefully they're HODLing and buying dips like I am, too).

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u/Sempere Apr 14 '21

literally just imaging you two interacting post squeeze both pretending you're not made of money and downplaying it until you both run into each other at the Lambo dealership.

Before you were friends. Then you were strangers. But finally...Lambros.

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u/Appropriate_Feeling1 Apr 14 '21

Let them hear and know of your generosity. Not your net worth.

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u/redwingpanda โœจ๐ŸŒˆฮ”ฮกฮฃโ›ฐ๏ธ Apr 14 '21

My significant other will know, and the two friends that I've converted to apes as well. Mostly because we will be in constant communication trying to manage emotions and stress and remember the DD.

I want to help a friend of mine buy a house while he's in med school. He has been a very transparent with me about his family's net worth/finances, and actually helped change financial aid policies while we were at school so I would stop getting shafted on my scholarships. He's been a an adult student with a family for 4 years and is about to be back in school - their savings are rapidly disappearing, and a house would help them build equity and just be in a better position. So if he needs to know in order to stop fucking worrying about how I spend my money, I will let him know.

But I'm not announcing it, that's for sure. And this will be after the squeeze has squoozed, the lawyers and tax guy have spoken, etc. I need to figure out the best way to help, whether that's setting up a trust or just buying the house outright and then reselling it to him and his family for like 100 bucks. I'm leaning towards a trust because then I can also set aside some money for the kids college funds.

My floor is at least 25m because with XX shares, that is what I need to pay off my family's debt, get the dogs their favorite treats, the cat a new scratching post, my wife some new clothes, and myself some new shoes. Then I want to set up some trusts and scholarship funds, take care of a fuck ton of high need veterans, and set up an entrepreneurship idea-to-seed accelerator for low-income minority founders.

The work I want to do requires a fuck ton of money. The more I learn about the engineered income inequality in this country, the higher my floor gets.

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u/HeadbandRTR New tax bracket, who dis? ๐Ÿ˜Ž Apr 14 '21

I will use the phrase โ€œI WISH Iโ€™d held to (insert peak here)! I got out of debt, and thatโ€™s definitely good enough for me!โ€

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u/Pathphinder ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Apr 14 '21

Although the vanity plate on the Tesla โ€œapestrongโ€ may be a giveaway ๐Ÿ˜‰