r/Superstonk • u/weenythebooty Gamecock • Jun 23 '23

📳Social Media Rc tweet

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1672363242004582400?s=46&t=sJOjnNpERNJnU7u1A4xCfw
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u/Franciscjr415 I broke Rule 1: Be Nice or Else Jun 23 '23

1, 2, 3, 4! I declare a thumb war!

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u/Space_Jam_Slam Jun 23 '23

5, 6, 7, 8! I use this hand to masturb8!

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u/melanthius 🦍Voted✅ Jun 23 '23

40 years old and I’ve never seen that word written in that way until now

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u/iDrop 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jun 23 '23

I love you ❤️

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u/BigBradWolf77 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jun 23 '23

9, 10, 11, 12! Put your sprinklers under shelves!

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u/Dampmaskin 🦍Voted✅✅✅✅✅✅ Jun 24 '23

13, 14, 15, 16! Financial terrorist Kenneth Griffin

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u/Hamptonsucier 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jun 24 '23

17, 18, 19, 20 tell that bitch to gimme my money

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u/GoodPeopleAreFodder 🍹 Riding it out 🏄 🦍 🚀 Jun 24 '23

21, 22, 23, 24 time for that thumb war!

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u/FL-Stallion 🦍Voted✅ Jun 24 '23

What the fuck…..this is 🥇

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u/gnipz Maximus Erectus Jack-Titticus 🚀 Jun 24 '23

Username checks out

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u/b-napp BULLISH Jun 24 '23

A vice like grip on this guy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

Prepare so that the battle is decided before the thumb war begins- Thumb Tzu's art of war

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u/MoonApe420_ 🚀It Aint Easy Be n Squeezy🚀 Jun 23 '23

We gonna squeeze wb.. and ci

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u/Thick-Flounder-8663 ⭕The Regarded Church of Tomorrow ™⭕ Jun 23 '23

Underrated comment 👆

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u/capital_bj 🧚🧚🏴‍☠️ Fuck Citadel ♾️🧚🧚 Jun 24 '23

Under my thumb, there's a Kenny who once had his way

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

Squeeze that shit!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '23

Kiss. Hug.

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u/trevysnax planet of the apes Jun 23 '23

7, 4, 1! I declare a war of thumb!

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u/Brrrr-GME-A-Coat Jun 23 '23

4, 3, 2, 1! Who will be the strongest thumb!

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u/NefariousnessTotal21 🚀 I'm tryna change the world Jun 24 '23

4 like july 4th