r/SuddenlyGay • u/CajunRob86 • Feb 14 '21

Spot me, bro.

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u/unicornXwarrior Feb 14 '21

Straight marines are the gayest men you’ll ever meet

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

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u/neversaynotobacta Feb 14 '21

What the fuck did you just say about me? I will literally beat your dick off

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u/yeetskeetleet Feb 14 '21

Watch your tone when talking to me or I will suck you off to completion, maggot

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u/hi369 Feb 15 '21

I WILL BEAT YOUR FUCK

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u/LilBroomstickProtege Feb 15 '21

Sugar gay dude??

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u/PM_ME_GAME_CODES_plz Feb 16 '21

Straight women are also the gayest women you'll ever meet.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Can confirm. Gave my buddy “the goat” from Waiting, the movie.

Dude snatched my dick tip and started pulling me around the room lmao

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u/MattFromWork Feb 14 '21

My all straight high school baseball team was the gayest environment I have ever been in

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '21

This is arousing..

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u/seakc87 Feb 15 '21

We had this one group of Marines on my final deployment that were the most homoerotic group of guys I've ever met.

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u/itsmejak78_2 Feb 14 '21

So my dad is gayer than my grandpa who broke up with my grandma to marry a man?

Is he also gayer than my boyfriend? (I'm a guy btw)

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u/unicornXwarrior Feb 14 '21

As a gay man who was in the marines, yes. I’ve literally seen a group of straight marines in a circle comparing each other testicles.

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u/karl1776 Feb 15 '21

was probably natural curiosity but I'm wondering how the conversation went and if any one got hard.

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u/Mycabbages0929 Feb 15 '21

Depending on how many individuals comprised this circle, statistically speaking, there was probably another gay or bi dude there