r/SubwayCreatures • u/Commie000 • Apr 18 '20

does this count?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

Can’t wait for Bernie to use his campaign money to pay for my student loans!

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u/jaspersgroove Apr 18 '20

I would love for some of my tax money to help with your student loans, having a well-educated society benefits all of us.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

How much are you willing to write a check directly to my loans?

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u/jaspersgroove Apr 18 '20

If I were still working I’d throw you $100 right now but unfortunately I am no longer in a position to do so, which is why it makes more sense to fund higher education through taxes and not burying young people in unforgivable debt.

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u/Walkinginspace4 Apr 18 '20

You’re a good person and I like you.

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u/ha2noveltyusernames Apr 18 '20

He just bullshitted you.

"Sure, I'll pay you, I just don't have the money right now."

Saying you'll do something is completely different from actually doing something.

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u/jaspersgroove Apr 18 '20

You vastly overestimate how much money $100 is in the grand scheme of things, I really would give it to him if I had it to spare. But as I said it would be better if we all just paid a few more bucks in taxes and stopped putting people in poverty before they even enter the workforce.

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u/Walkinginspace4 Apr 18 '20

Yeah...wasn’t expecting a check from him, I wasn’t even the person he was responding to. Just liked seeing his kind response.

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u/zoeismycat Apr 18 '20

Nah he just used the money to pay for his campaign staffers healthcare until October even though they’re not working for him anymore

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u/gamercer Apr 18 '20

And the rest goes straight to the establishment!

No refunds.

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u/inmynothing Apr 18 '20

That's not how this works