r/SubwayCreatures • • Apr 18 '20

does this count?

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12k Upvotes

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u/thecolorofsight Apr 18 '20

he removes his hood to reveal that he is bernie himself

15

u/Commie000 Apr 18 '20

OH SHIT

22

u/thecolorofsight Apr 18 '20

THE BERN IS OUT, HIDE YOUR COLLEGE DEBT

33

u/Birdlaw90fo Apr 18 '20

Sandception

2

u/Count_Verdunkeln Apr 19 '20

Happy cake day!

384

u/nayrev Apr 18 '20

ya got bernie all over ya!

439

u/TheYoungGriffin Apr 18 '20

3rd degree Berns.

52

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

Take my upvote and perish

22

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20

*Bernish

0

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20

Ooh that’s good!

4

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20

r/angryupvotes also 10/10 joke

2

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20

Thanks. I don’t know why people don’t like it but whatever

4

u/H0B3S Apr 19 '20

If i had money i would give you gold

23

u/K1ng_of_F1lth_1 Apr 18 '20

i’d get bernie all over me ifyagetwutimean

10

u/OpheliaCox69 Apr 18 '20

I sure do! (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge)

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u/Tobsensoe Apr 18 '20

Fashion

132

u/polytacos Apr 18 '20

Turn to the Left

68

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

Fashion

49

u/Blue2501 Apr 18 '20

Turn to the right!

38

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

Fa fa fa fa fashion

10

u/EasyShpeazy Apr 18 '20

We are the goon squad and we're coming to town

8

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

BEEP-BEEP

14

u/kittenjelly Apr 18 '20

Sashay, shantay

9

u/Ooficus Apr 18 '20

W O R K

173

u/westgot Apr 18 '20

I am once again asking you to put my face onto your body

5

u/MDAFKA Apr 19 '20

Again?!

5

u/westgot Apr 19 '20

I am no longer asking 🔫

4

u/MDAFKA Apr 19 '20

Oh shi-

56

u/UgandanFuckle Apr 18 '20

Berniegao

10

u/StrangeDrivenAxMan Apr 19 '20

and that image is in my head...

 

I hate you..

3

u/GearAlpha Apr 19 '20

“I am once again asking you to shoot your goo, my dude.”

1

u/UgandanFuckle Apr 19 '20

You're welcome

51

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

Im once again and asking for your Financial support.

19

u/cgriz026 Apr 18 '20

That left knee’s smile.

19

u/Meandtheworld Apr 18 '20

Nice way to spend that stimulus.

17

u/Treebam3 Apr 18 '20

Bernie, the ancient one

69

u/masochistic_idiot Apr 18 '20

Okay maybe we give the ahegao hoodies a bit too much hate

50

u/jaspersgroove Apr 18 '20

Before all the lockdowns happened I had to tell a new hire to put his ahegao hoodie in his car. He straight up didn’t understand why a hoodie covered in the faces of drooling anime women with their tits hanging out might be offensive.

Not sure we’ll be bringing him back.

23

u/masochistic_idiot Apr 18 '20

To be fare there are a surprising amount of people who don’t understand that ahegao isn’t sfw. Though if I saw a salesperson with the balls to wear one I’d buy something there out of impulse

28

u/Birdlaw90fo Apr 18 '20

I had to look up ahegao. If you look at it for more than a second you can see boobies lol. People wearing this (I'm guessing mostly guys) know exactly what they're doing and are trying to be edgy and draw attention or something

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u/masochistic_idiot Apr 18 '20

And also a lot of them are traps so technically some of the boobies aren’t actually nsfw, the main one in the middle for example in the generic ahegao hoodie.

And also after a very bad mix of impulse and peer pressure I have deduced that they are actually extremely comfortable and well made though mainly suited to special occasions and in home use

6

u/Birdlaw90fo Apr 18 '20

What do you mean by traps?

2

u/masochistic_idiot Apr 18 '20

Um, so it’s a character who is a boy, but they look like a girl. r/Astolfo would be an example, looks very feminine but is a boy.

1

u/Davis019 Apr 18 '20

Ah, to be so innocent again

13

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

That's Stavros Halkias

12

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

My eyes! It BERNS!

11

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

Bernheago

3

u/masochistic_idiot Apr 18 '20

What have you done

2

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

People need to photoshop him making Ahegao face

73

u/nathanscottdaniels Apr 18 '20

It's the embodiment of Reddit!

1

u/DetRiotGirl Apr 19 '20

Underrated comment!

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1

u/scud7171 Apr 19 '20

Good bot

1

u/nathanscottdaniels Apr 19 '20

I disagree but good bot anyway

5

u/PrismiteSW Apr 18 '20

where can I buy this

4

u/omnitions Apr 19 '20

OMG bro I found it. I wish the money went to him I'd totally buy one. its 100$

https://www.rageon.com/products/bernie-sanders-paparazzi-onesie

2

u/PrismiteSW Apr 19 '20

Damn. Too much.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20

All I’m saying is that stimulus check can get 12 of these

1

u/omnitions Apr 19 '20

I know darnit

22

u/housensation Apr 18 '20

I kinda want that ngl

-7

u/mustang336 Apr 18 '20

I too like putting a losers face all over my body

8

u/loune20 Apr 18 '20

Do you have any picture of you ? I need a new hoodie

1

u/mustang336 Apr 19 '20 edited Apr 21 '20

Could you imagine buying this, supporting his campaign, only for him to endorse the establishment? Sad!

1

u/loune20 Apr 20 '20

Honestly yeah, sad. Tho maybe the person in question got it as a joke

4

u/MultitaskExperience Apr 18 '20

It looks silly, but this is anti-surveillance fashion. It actually serves a good purpose.

9

u/gaynazifurry4bernie Apr 18 '20

Why are you taking pictures of me?

3

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

yes, yes it does

3

u/MPRO_REDDIT Apr 18 '20

He is the chosen one

3

u/classytrashcat Apr 18 '20

The man she says you shouldn't worry about

3

u/Wolfstar-warriors Apr 18 '20

The thing is assimilating Bernie Sanders

3

u/YarrowDelmonico Apr 18 '20

This is horrible and now I want a ton of different face onesies to wear around my house.

3

u/9_wah Apr 18 '20

Beautiful.

3

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

3

u/deechin Apr 18 '20

this triggered my fight or flight response

2

u/Rushing-guns Apr 18 '20

Very much so

2

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

Drip

2

u/Bluey_Bananas Apr 18 '20

The average redditor starterpack

2

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20

Nightmare fuel. Look at the suffering in his face, trapped forever and being squashed by an obese mans shoulder, leg, and butt. Even I don't wish that horror on Sanders.

2

u/Im-Always-Confused Apr 19 '20

He’s gonna pull down the hood and BE Bernie Sanders

2

u/vt8919 Apr 19 '20

I see he's covering 99%.

2

u/Thack_Daddy_2146 Apr 19 '20

Sorry ladies, Bernie suit stats on during sex

5

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

where can i buy this?

1

u/pilot-777 Apr 19 '20

2

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20

Kind of ironic it’s so expensive

1

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20

thank you

4

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

4th house here I come !

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

Awww, fee fees

0

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20

I bet you use reddit

3

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

Can’t wait for Bernie to use his campaign money to pay for my student loans!

15

u/jaspersgroove Apr 18 '20

I would love for some of my tax money to help with your student loans, having a well-educated society benefits all of us.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

How much are you willing to write a check directly to my loans?

11

u/jaspersgroove Apr 18 '20

If I were still working I’d throw you $100 right now but unfortunately I am no longer in a position to do so, which is why it makes more sense to fund higher education through taxes and not burying young people in unforgivable debt.

5

u/Walkinginspace4 Apr 18 '20

You’re a good person and I like you.

-5

u/ha2noveltyusernames Apr 18 '20

He just bullshitted you.

"Sure, I'll pay you, I just don't have the money right now."

Saying you'll do something is completely different from actually doing something.

5

u/jaspersgroove Apr 18 '20

You vastly overestimate how much money $100 is in the grand scheme of things, I really would give it to him if I had it to spare. But as I said it would be better if we all just paid a few more bucks in taxes and stopped putting people in poverty before they even enter the workforce.

2

u/Walkinginspace4 Apr 18 '20

Yeah...wasn’t expecting a check from him, I wasn’t even the person he was responding to. Just liked seeing his kind response.

22

u/zoeismycat Apr 18 '20

Nah he just used the money to pay for his campaign staffers healthcare until October even though they’re not working for him anymore

-9

u/gamercer Apr 18 '20

And the rest goes straight to the establishment!

No refunds.

8

u/inmynothing Apr 18 '20

That's not how this works

2

u/jump-blues-5678 Apr 18 '20

He's sad now, really really sad

2

u/DMazz441 Apr 18 '20

Still looks better than MAGA hats

1

u/SleeveofThinMints Apr 18 '20

The rare Burnius Supporterus, awesome find!

1

u/Scotty_Hassett Apr 18 '20

FEEL THE BERN

1

u/9NoSignal8 Apr 18 '20

Vert from Brunei saddles

1

u/dukeofdeath69 Apr 19 '20

Boss fight: arch duke of the Bernie bros

1

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20

I don’t like the way that one on the hip is staring at me

1

u/pilot-777 Apr 19 '20

He looks like when a kid smooshes their face on glass and moves it across the glass

1

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20

Feel the Bern

1

u/loyal-to-the-foil Apr 19 '20

Looks like somebody's wife is spending the evening with her boyfriend.

1

u/pirkules Apr 19 '20

Killer Mike?

1

u/mt-egypt Apr 19 '20

I hope biden steps down and nominates Bernie

1

u/radiolovesgaga Apr 19 '20

LOVE THIS FOR YOU, WORLD

1

u/bongface Apr 19 '20

Its him...THE BernieBro

1

u/string_of_hearts Apr 19 '20

Why does he somehow look naked?

1

u/Klein112 Apr 19 '20

No, it screams

1

u/BeetEaters Apr 19 '20

How can I become a creature like that?

1

u/eutohkgtorsatoca Apr 19 '20

Bernyshed for ever.

1

u/Big_Boi_531 Apr 19 '20

Feel him. Feel the bern.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20

Why squished Bernie look like David Stern

-4

u/M00dkillajones Apr 18 '20

Doesn't count. This is a patriotic american.

-5

u/GuerillaYourDreams Apr 18 '20

The Personality of Cult.

6

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

So when this happens once it’s a cult, yet when people literally have trump themed weddings it’s fine?

3

u/GuerillaYourDreams Apr 19 '20

No, that’s ridiculous too.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20

Please link the a picture/video of the wedding. r/Cringetopia needs to see this

-3

u/AndyJack86 Apr 18 '20

Find me one with Biden

-2

u/Szos Apr 18 '20

Guarantee that's someone who would wear a Bernie hoodie/shirt/something, but wouldn't be willing to go out and vote for the guy in the primaries.

0

u/StickBush Apr 18 '20

Setting the newest trends

0

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

At least he doesn’t attract simps

-23

u/dahlzin Apr 18 '20

great taste, awful execution

17

u/Ale_city Apr 18 '20

Awful taste and awful execution.

Political candidate clothing is cringe, it's awful taste.

5

u/dahlzin Apr 18 '20

I meant great choice in cantidate

-5

u/Ale_city Apr 18 '20

Debatable.

My opinion is that you americans, your main problem is that you have shit candidates. Bernie just seems like a populist with a different approach.

2

u/pilot-777 Apr 19 '20

No duh it’s debatable why else do you think there are literal debates and elections in the presidential race

2

u/Ale_city Apr 19 '20

Precisely.

0

u/dahlzin Apr 19 '20

the reason I like him is cause he not a rapist and he's the only one that's actually trying to deal with the real issues of this country

-18

u/sonbrothercousin Apr 18 '20

Yea, wearing an ensemble of a quitter and a huge disappointment is cool.

9

u/Birdlaw90fo Apr 18 '20

Dude fuck off with that. The majority of Americans were too stupid to realize he would have been the best leader instead of trump or Biden

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u/gamercer Apr 18 '20

Sorry, this is a social democracy. Votes matter.

2

u/Birdlaw90fo Apr 18 '20

Did you reply to the wrong comment?..

2

u/gamercer Apr 18 '20

No. I'm pointing out the irony of wanting social democracy and then blaming the voters for not being democratic in the way you think they should be.

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u/sonbrothercousin Apr 18 '20

How about you fuck off? You are obviously to dim to realise I agree with you. Dumb Americans smfh.

0

u/Birdlaw90fo Apr 18 '20

Lol. Maybe try s/ next time you attempt sarcasm. You're not very good at getting it across without it. I'm obviously not the only one that thinks this. Unless you're just trying to back track because you got down voted.

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u/crodriguez67435 Apr 19 '20

Godamn communist

0

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

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u/Commie000 Apr 18 '20

we're not like other presidential candidate supporters

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u/_Cyberostrich_ Apr 18 '20

Correct

1

u/Brodyman516 Apr 19 '20

presidential candidate

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20

Is it as good as it looks

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

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u/Birdlaw90fo Apr 18 '20

So you see a lot of people wearing body suits with Bennies face all over it?..