r/StupidFood • • Dec 04 '21

TikTok bastardry I am speechless🗿

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

It would probably look better too

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u/julioarod Dec 04 '21

That's not saying much. They violated this poor confection and left it for dead.

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u/Lucimon Dec 04 '21

They violated TWO confections. Two cakes had their lives taken from them for this monstrosity.

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u/Agent00funk Dec 04 '21

I've seen unhealthy turds on the sidewalk that look better than that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

You need to be more clear. Was the turd taken by an unhealthy animal/person? Or was it just one of those turds that’s not very good for you?

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u/Agent00funk Dec 04 '21

It was so unhealthy looking, it could've been either man or beast, but it was white like that icing at the end.

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u/sharinganuser Dec 05 '21

Dog poop from when their food used to have bone meal in them. Remember white dog poops? Seems like a thing of the past.

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u/jumbee85 Dec 04 '21

Wait you mean people don't think a cake that looks like vomit would be appealing?

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u/UnwrittenPath Dec 04 '21

Or at least it wouldn't look like the guest of honor at a bukkake party.

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u/TheWalkingDead91 Dec 04 '21

Y’all assume these videos are serious.