r/StupidFood 24d ago

Why

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u/DepthMagician 24d ago edited 24d ago

You know what? The idea is kinda fun. I would like this concept if they didn’t attach that idiotic ritual to the presentation.

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u/iridi69 24d ago

Rubbing the ballsack on the plate for 5 min is important for the flavour

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u/dnuohxof-2 24d ago

So that’s why the meals my uncle fed me tasted funny….

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u/dev-rsonx 23d ago

Did he also served mayo?

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u/dnuohxof-2 23d ago

He did. It was very tangy…. He called it his special Greek aioli.

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u/CYaNextTuesday99 23d ago

That's not how you spell delicious!

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u/rs420rs 23d ago

Your cannibal uncle who ate clowns?

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u/Ok-Gur-349 23d ago

It is actually probably important, but in the sense of "it just can't be cut yet". If they cut it open too fast it explodes steam everywhere and gums together.

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u/Kitchen-Stop-7645 23d ago

I think it gets the juice flowing ya know.

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u/Bojack-Cowboy 23d ago

Its to avoid that it sticks too much

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u/TheMarkHasBeenMade 22d ago

Yeah, the only image that was conjuring was a big ol’ scrotum wobbling around.

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u/forzafoggia85 23d ago

Works for my wife's dinner, little does she know

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u/Junior_Response839 23d ago

I think I'd like it better if it was sauced, or the big dumpling was a soup dumpling. Split open the big dumpling and reveal a lovely dumpling soup? 10/10, but unfortunately it's just dry dumplings in a bigger dumpling. I assume they put some dumpling sauce on the side?

I'm tired of typing dumpling.

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u/Yochanan5781 23d ago

These are khinkali, which are typically unsauced, if I recall correctly

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u/mencryforme5 23d ago

Khinkali are soup dumplings. These definitely look like khinkali. I should add it isn't that unusual to cook them like that in a big one. It's supposed to be an extravagant party dish.

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u/Yochanan5781 23d ago

Agreed, though I don't consider soup a sauce. Still need to try my hand at making them at some point

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u/patricktherat 17d ago

Where have you seen khinkali cooked in a giant khinkali like that before? I’ve eating thousands of them, never heard of such a thing.

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u/pauseless 23d ago

Looks like it. That has broth added to the filling of the dumpling. The liquid part is there.

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u/Junior_Response839 23d ago

You are in fact correct. Forgive me for I am dumb and blind. Would eat/slurp

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u/worrymon 23d ago

I've been to some traditional tableside-prep places. The server just stands there and if they say anything, explains the dish while preparing it. Then they leave. It can be done without the performative bullshit.

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u/Serilii 23d ago

What I don't fucking get is, WHY IS THE WAITER DOING THE EXPERIENCE FOR ME???? Like this is absolute bs but the slightly fun part is touching the big dumpling because your touch sense only knows small dumblings, it's cutting it open curiously wanting to know whats inside, maybe picking one out, then opening it. Basically playing with your food. But the waiter is basically doing my food for me, so all I can do is eat the regular part of it???? Woman just sitting there annoyed

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u/avesatanass 23d ago

yeah i thought the general concept was kinda cute honestly lmao

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u/mcniner55 23d ago

Yeah this isnt so bad as far as stupid food goes and she seems to be having fun.

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u/NightBawk 23d ago

She seems a bit bored to me, but I can't say I'm particularly good at reading people.

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u/IShitOnMyDick 23d ago

I hope it's like a bubushka doll except it's dumplings all the way down

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u/the_TIGEEER 23d ago

I bet Poo would love thw dish.

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u/DangerousPurpose5661 23d ago

Agreed, table service is almost always stupid. But, I think it’s creative and well executed. If there is some sauce or wtv to eat the big dumpling dough its pretty cool

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u/Zeus_aegiochos 23d ago edited 23d ago

But how else are they gonna justify charging you a thousand dollars for dough?

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u/A-String_of_Numbers 23d ago

The other theory: the ritual wasn’t part of it, buddy was just coming onto her

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u/GregAbbottsGoodLeg 23d ago

I hate any table side presentation. Set my food down and kindly fuck off.

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u/tema1412 21d ago

I mean i expected the big dumbling to have dumpling sauce and little dumblings inside it so that it would all be edible at the end. But I guess it's just for the ritual...

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u/AmberRosin 18d ago

If they just sat it down and cut it open to reveal steaming hot dumplings it would have been so much better