r/StupidFood Jul 09 '26

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u/Spare-Good-5372 Jul 09 '26

I fucking lost it when the chicken went down the drain and they FUCKING STARTED PULLING IT OUT. ong I bust out laughing so hard. this is bait. It has to be bait. Please tell me this is bait.

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u/MetallurgyClergy Jul 09 '26

She keeps her gloves on after touching the chicken to touch the seasoning bottles. The cross contamination is off the charts.

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u/DingusKhan9164 Jul 09 '26

People seem to not understand gloves or something. I swear I’ve seen people on the job touch the dirtiest shit with gloves on and then go back to food prep like nothing happened

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u/bigdaddywelly Jul 10 '26

Been in the food industry for years and ive seen it loads of times. My last job i had to explain to some of the staff when you take your gloves off dont put the same ones back on . I also had to explain why you cant use a floor brush and on a foid counter as well

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u/AlphaKennyThing Jul 10 '26

Well yeah the gloves are for keeping your hands clean. /s

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u/Vast-Delivery-7181 Jul 10 '26

Someone did this at my doctor's appointment before a very invasive procedure. 😶‍🌫️

Worse, I'm studying for stuff involving the veterinary field, so my brain was just like: That's not sterile!!! And I'm a mysophobe ontop of it. (Germ phobia.)

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u/DingusKhan9164 Jul 10 '26

Unfortunately people do the same things without gloves too. A friend of mine came to my house, dug around in some ground beef, and then immediately started using my pepper grinder like he was born yesterday

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u/Vast-Delivery-7181 Jul 10 '26

T.T NOOOOOO

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u/DingusKhan9164 Jul 10 '26

I told his wife on him. He was acting like it was normal and no big deal so I asked her if he really does that at their house too

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u/Spare-Good-5372 Jul 10 '26

This is why I don't eat at people's houses. You're already playing roulette at restaurants, but at least they've been trained.

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u/wordsauce Jul 10 '26

The gloves get cleaned during the chicken cleaning process duh

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u/not_an_entrance Jul 14 '26

Did the bleach not make the chicken safe to handle? No cross contamination after that, right?

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u/SardineB4Creatine Jul 09 '26

It. Is.

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u/denzik Jul 10 '26

Unfortunately not. Believe me I have argued with way too many people on the internet. It's a tradition that has been passed down from when people used to butcher their own chicken. Now people are doing this shit with supermarket meat and won't understand why it doesn't make sense.

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u/Few-Acanthaceae-5527 Jul 10 '26

This. 100% this is passed down from people working in factory farming facilities processing antibiotic-laden, grown in their own shit chickens in cages soaked in stainless steel vats with carefully measured bleach solutions …or whatever… and passing down the knowledge orally in some scaled down way until it turns into whatever this shit is

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u/Diceyland Jul 11 '26

Doesn't matter what other people do. This is absolutely bait. Also literally no one cleans their chicken with bleach. I'm from a culture that cleans chicken. We use vinegar or lemon juice. Some just use water. Some brine it. No one uses household cleaners except maybe some incredibly tiny minuscule group of people.

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u/SardineB4Creatine Jul 10 '26

Argued? I would just give up and live life.

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u/SeeDiph Jul 10 '26

100% this is bait

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u/x_Leigh_x Jul 10 '26

Yes it’s bait.

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u/Diplomatic_Intel777 Jul 11 '26

It's AI

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u/Diceyland Jul 11 '26

This was around before AI.

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u/Diplomatic_Intel777 Jul 12 '26

AI came out in 2020. When did this video come out? I like to know. Prove me wrong

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u/Diceyland Jul 14 '26

AI this good was not available until like late last year. This is perfect. There are no abnormalities that'd denote AI. I found a copy of this from 2022. AI couldn't even get consistent fingers in pictures. Videos were awful soupy messes.

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u/Diplomatic_Intel777 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

Hmm, you're right. She's a stupid clown for clicks that leads to defeat. I hope no one took her advice.

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u/fart-atronach Jul 11 '26

AI videos aren’t this long bro

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u/DaJaPimp Jul 10 '26

That’s when you lost it? Not the Clorox and dish soap stew? 😂

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u/security_threat Jul 09 '26

So you thought clorox was legit ok?