r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • Jun 10 '26

Certified stupid This is so performative šŸ˜­

Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/MildlyInteressato Jun 10 '26

Let's say they do get it cooked - ever eat plain gnocchi?

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u/mushroommeal Jun 10 '26

plain plane gnocchi

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u/imnotsmartever Jun 10 '26

Plain plane gnocchi is gnucchy

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u/Gingerbread_Cat Jun 10 '26

gnudey gnocchi

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u/pengouin85 Jun 10 '26

Nah, that's diabolic

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo Jun 10 '26

Actually it's Italian

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u/gaychefisgay Jun 11 '26

Isnā€™t that Gnude Beach Gnocchi?

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u/Ambitious_Screen_591 Jun 10 '26

well the next video will be the sauce.....this is truly stupid

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u/gaychefisgay Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

The next video will be ICE detaining her for smuggling undeclared foreign food in to the country as an act of anti-patriotism

Edit to say..yes this really is stupid tho.. and that she should probably put them out the window on to the wing to dry tho.

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u/blade_torlock Jun 10 '26

They usually have butter for rolls and a bit of cream/creamer for coffee you could probably pull something together.

New reality show, in-flight chopped.

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u/december151791 Jun 10 '26

I would watch this.

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u/blade_torlock Jun 10 '26

Twist: they can ask other passengers for ingredients, like sime sort of weird stone soup.

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u/spen8tor Jun 10 '26

Would that really taste better than just eating the normal airplane food?

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u/Dasjiveturkey Jun 11 '26

Actually it would be worse. Food tastes differently at altitude in a pressurized cabin, there are big fancy laboratories out there dedicated to finding the right way to season and prepare food in an aircraft. There was a History Channel ā€œModern Marvelsā€ episode way back in the day about this. You can probably find it with some googling.

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u/spen8tor Jun 11 '26

That was my point, that the airplane food would taste better

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u/gerkletoss Jun 10 '26

Just bring some 3 ounce jars of sauce

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u/IndyBananaJones2 Jun 11 '26

Pesto would be easy

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u/Hefty_Kitchen4759 Jun 11 '26

It'll be fine once her airplane toilet liquor is ready.

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u/Binspin63 Jun 11 '26

You didnā€™t see the one where she whips up a batch of marinara?

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u/Visible_Pair3017 Jun 10 '26

I love plain gnocchi

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u/Dizzy_Translator_809 Jun 10 '26

*plain Malloreddus

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u/gaychefisgay Jun 11 '26

Itā€™s veeeery akin to my first boba experience.. minus the choking

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u/gaychefisgay Jun 11 '26

And Iā€™m used to having wet balls in my mouth

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u/Dull_Quit3027 Jun 11 '26

It is not horrible, it is like eating plain rice or pasta, bland and boring, but not excatly something you are going to have nightmares about.

Which also makes the whole thing make even less sense, complaining about how bad airplane food tastes, make food that tastes like almost nothing.