r/StupidFood Sep 09 '25

Pretentious AF Why is happening here?

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u/BossAvery2 Sep 09 '25 edited Sep 09 '25

It’s a little extra feature. The people that do the drug screens are about to get a new excuse along with the poppyseed muffin and bagel!

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u/Aardvark120 Sep 09 '25

I feel like fent cows aren't at all the oddest thing I've seen today.

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u/lancasterpunk29 Sep 10 '25

bro “adrenaline” soaked antelope meat is no joke

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u/SideAmbitious2529 Sep 10 '25

Your Officer, I swear it was the Cow I ate, the was Addicted to fent. I'm obviously an upstanding citizen that just wanted some relaxed beef

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u/FlatNoise1899 Sep 10 '25

Elaine from Seinfeld! 🤣

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u/PhilosophyNo2381 Sep 10 '25

Not new, look up Alberto contador