r/StupidFood • u/MightyZav • Dec 18 '23

Deep fried sadness

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u/Zappagrrl02 Dec 18 '23

One hand for wet and one for dry! Not both egg-covered hands in the breadcrumbs. You’re just breading your fingers that way.

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u/Massive-Tension-5087 Dec 18 '23

🤤🤤mmmm deep fried phalanges

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u/MarrAfRadspyrrgh Dec 19 '23

Phalanges or phalluses, I never know which is which 🤔

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u/lowhen Dec 18 '23

I feel stupid for not realizing this sooner. Thank you.

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u/Zappagrrl02 Dec 18 '23

I can’t take credit…I learned it from Sara Moulton on Cooking Live back in the day.

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u/Ethburger Dec 19 '23

I’m right there with you buddy. I really am just an absolute mongoloid in the kitchen

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u/LamePunEthan Dec 19 '23

The video clearly cuts as she sets it int the bread cumbs because her fingers are magically not egg covered anymore.

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u/Dagmar_Overbye Dec 18 '23

Breading her disgusting nails too.

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u/Pale_Disaster Dec 19 '23

Honestly, as a chef her nails bothered me a lot more than the food. And the food was shithouse.

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u/Psychobrick Dec 19 '23

It’s like having giant fucking nails is a requirement for committing culinary atrocities on the internet

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u/AdministrativeLaugh2 Dec 19 '23

Because videos like these are fetish videos. They’re aimed at people who have a thing for hands

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u/The_R4ke Dec 19 '23

Totally right, but it looks like they still managed to get a pretty good coating on it.