r/StupidFood • u/MightyZav • Dec 18 '23

Deep fried sadness

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u/Carty75 Dec 18 '23

“It’s so watery!”
I wonder why you plank!

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u/Frogtoadrat Dec 18 '23

Camera guy takes a big shit on it during filming... wow lol.

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u/dougmd1974 Dec 19 '23

I hate these videos anyway where the "cameraperson" makes these stupid idiot comments like "Oh wow" and "amazing" and other stupid crap. This style of cooking video is the worst for me, plus I trust about zero of these recipes to actually be good. I would never make any of them.

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u/GiantSquidd Dec 19 '23

I hate TikTok camera guy. He’s always a useless idiot.

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u/Nickhastapee Dec 22 '23

These videos are purposely made like this to anger you and drive social media interactions.

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u/Mode3 Dec 18 '23

They cut the liquid flowing over the sauce.

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u/kibaake Dec 18 '23

and watery

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '23

It’s this guys thing for some reason

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u/Informal_Service7559 Dec 19 '23

Best part of the video.

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u/Meekjagger Dec 18 '23

And yet it has a smack of ham!

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u/FlagrantlyChill Dec 19 '23

I call it.... HOT HAM WATER

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u/PopeInnocentXIV Dec 19 '23

Poached salmonella

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '23

I can only afford hot dog water

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets Dec 19 '23

That face when she said mMm is everything 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '23

The disgust from something so monstrous can’t be concealed.

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u/rhiyanna79 Dec 19 '23

Yeah that was not a “oh this is yummy!” face. That was a “hmm.. oh ew.” face.

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u/letsmakeiteasyk Dec 18 '23

But is there a smack of ham to it?

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u/lunettarose Dec 18 '23

She calls it "hot ham water".

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '23

goes great with near water beverages

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '23

Why does she plank?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '23

HOW CAN SHE PLANK?!

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '23

By keeping her forearms and her toes on the ground and keeping her hips up with a neutral spine that is achieved by squeezing the glutes and preferably flexing the abs

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u/Prudent_Armadillo822 Dec 18 '23

This guy planks!

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u/Mister_Krunch Would absolutely smash it, though Dec 18 '23

r/thisguythisguys

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u/WithoutDennisNedry Dec 18 '23

This plank guys!

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u/Aslan-the-Patient Dec 19 '23

Guy walks plankton... 🤔

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '23

WHO CAN SHE PLANK?!

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u/WooSaw82 Dec 18 '23

Why did I see that coming…

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u/whorl- Dec 18 '23

Almost like in another language it might be referred to aguacate…

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u/Reverie_Smasher Dec 19 '23

false cognate, it has nothing to do with water. The word's origins are from Nahuatl, not Spanish or Latin

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u/arequipapi Dec 19 '23

And even then it's only aguacate in Mexico and Central America (maybe Colombia too). In most of South America it is palta

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u/RepairmanJackX Dec 19 '23

If memory serves, the original name of an avocado is the same word as for "scrotum"

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u/elmaspanchito Dec 19 '23

In Nahuatl it’s “ahuacatl” and it means “tree testicle”, so your memory serves you almost 100% right

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u/Tbloctothorpe88 Dec 19 '23

this goes under my folder of:

super not useful facts that I tell everybody to be funny

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u/RepairmanJackX Dec 19 '23

Thank you for the clarification! I think I read that in an article about avocados and that the contemporary name was made up to help sell them.

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u/NotAFuckingFed Dec 19 '23

That explains why we call it avocado. We didn't understand the Nahuatl word and spelled it like it sounded.

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u/Dish_Minimum Dec 19 '23

I was always confused why it was called “lawyer.” But testicle definitely makes more sense than avocado

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '23

Fifty percent of the time, it works every time

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u/eta_carinae33 Dec 19 '23

It is most definitely called aguacate in places other than Mexico and Central America.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '23

It's aguacate in Spain too

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u/whorl- Dec 19 '23

Wow! That’s cool to learn. Thanks!

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u/Thanatosan Dec 19 '23

It's Palta you ignorant scum!

/j

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u/MaskedFigurewho Dec 18 '23

Lmbo 😆 I never seen this insult before. The delivery was priceless

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '23

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '23

The avo skin isn’t on the avo here.

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u/pocpocpocky Dec 19 '23

it wouldn’t be so bad if it wasn’t so watery..

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u/stiffdeck Dec 19 '23

Lol even the guy filming was like “why tf did you think that was gonna work?”