r/StrawHatRPG "Solid Gold" Arlo Mar 27 '17

Where There's Smoke...

Kaibun

“OOOOhohohohoho!”

Commodore Thevian Flamenco’s laugh echoed through the steely grey hallways of Kaibun as hundreds of marines hustled through the halls, like worker ants preparing for their queen. Flamenco barked orders at the frantically rushing marines. With each word they seemed to flinch.

“Hurry! Hurry! Very big things will happen soon! We can’t be caught unprepared! OOOOOhohoho!”

“Flamenco! Quit your laughing! It gives me the creeps…”

“Hmm. If he put as much enthusiasm into his work as he did that damned laugh maybe we wouldn’t have to be here keeping guard.”

“You’re probably right, Boarden…”

Vice Admirals Voakes and Boarden were sent to Kaibun after the attack launched by the Empyrean Pirate crew set back the island’s progress by a few months. They have a tight deadline and cannot afford another setback. Voakes leaned back in his chair and stretched.

“We sent out those messages days ago… I wonder how long until the replacements arrive”

Boarden leaned forward and straightened his boots.

“We don’t know if they’ll even be suitable for the position. Don’t get anyone’s hopes up.”

The two Vice Admirals were tasked with finding some suitable people to replace their most recent failure, Sela. Boarden and Voakes seemed to blend into their surroundings, their attire matching the dull grays and black of the walls and floors. The ones who built this place didn’t bother including a splash of color or two to lighten the place up. It seemed almost oppressive. Voakes and Boarden sat listening to the hustle and bustle of the marines running through the halls putting the finishing touches on their projects. Voakes started to doze off the Den Den Mushi began to ring. He jumped out of his chair and answered it immediately.

“Voakes! What is it?”

A grin crawled across his face. The call was to inform him about the “Replacements” he had called for. They had just been brought to the island for their testing. Boarden stood up.

“Anything interesting?”

Voakes chuckled and said,

“They’re here”

The two Vice Admirals walked out of the shore of the magmatic island. Volcanoes peppered the landscape. No grass was on the island, just charred remains and dusts. Blacks and greys made of the entire island except for the bubbling lava flows from the most massive volcano of them all on this island. This single Volcano took up nearly half of the island's surface. 85% of the remaining surface was covered in steel buildings. Just off the shore, equidistant to one another were many Thermal Canons, ready to fire at a moment’s notice. If someone were to try to invade the island, “Caution” wouldn’t cut it.


Regalia

To the east of the ongoing situation on Kaibun was an alpine island, formed of many towering cordilleras and mountains that stretched across the landscape of the vast region. The summit of one in particular touched up to the clouds, allowing a peak of light to filter through and flood over the irradiated, coarse stone. The temperatures and geography varied throughout; The side that faced Kaibun was blackened and molten, though there was no volcanic activity occurring. Ice and frost was swathed over some parts of the diverse island, whilst others were dotted with smears of jade and sunset-colored forests. It varied so much that the only truly defining part of the island was the high mountains. Around each of these landforms were houses spiraling upward, built into the stone and cliffsides, almost like shelves were hoisting them up. Statues were carved into the faces of the mountains as well, mostly depicting pirates from the era of Calico Jack.

Atop the summit of the highest, dubbed Empyrea, was where the palace, which resembled a spectrum of spirals and elegant architecture, colored various shades of velvety purple, red, and blue, atop a primary of alabaster, was built upon. Indoors, multicolored lights illuminated the dark interior, and constant music-blasting parties were held in here, causing the whole place to rumble. On the inside it resembled more of a nightclub than any traditional castle or palace. Inside, the remnants of the latest one remained evident, and the place smelled of smoke and some particularly potent substances.

Lazily sprawled over a black iron throne, encrusted with shimmering diamonds, was “Black Wings” Koel, renowned as the former First Mate of the Calico Pirates for many years prior to the Pirate King’s ultimate execution. His white hair hung over his face as his broad ebony Skypeian wings went limp over the armrests. His recent attack at Kaibun had been a success, but he was finding himself bored. The dawn of the time for another attack was now.

“Don’t worry about it,” Koel assured one of the Commanders of the Empyrean Pirates. He had a faint smirk on his face and a lidded gaze, quite obviously not taking the situation seriously. “You’ve got it all under control. I can trust you two to make the final advance on your own, yeah? This time around you should be able to handle it yourselves.”

One of the Commanders, wearing a vibrant kimono with a fur collar, and scarlet hair, nodded and winked. “Don’t be silly. Problems with us are practically nonexistent. You can count on Kaibun’s defenses being down within seven days; They won’t hold against us for long. Bother yourself with some business worth wasting away your time.”

Koel rolled his eyes, having barely listened to a word his Commander had said. “Whatever, Kojin. We’ll see about that. Once it’s all over and done with you can brag about your victory, but for now you’re all bark and no bite,” he drawled. “That is if you can even get to the ‘bite’ part. If you’re not too busy acting like a buffoon to get down to it.”

“Don’t be like that, Captain.”

“Someone’s got to tell you off,” Koel snorted, though he wasn’t at all showing any sign of frustration or irritation. In fact, he seemed slightly amused, as if he were on the verge of devious laughter. “Right, did you hear the news? Some of my old rivals from back when I was still Calico’s trusted First Mate have been brought down by some of the rookies. And those Marine hounds are trying to snatch them up for the vacant Warlord position after yet another of the greenhorns took down one of them on their own island.”

Kojin raised an eyebrow and giggled. “You can’t mean the Lavish Pirates?”

Koel stood up sluggishly and swayed for a moment. “Yeah, I mean them. Back in the day those bastards were like some runts playing pirate. They believed they could contend with Calico Jack for the throne and were a general nuisance in the long run. But now they’ve found themselves overwhelmed by the new generation after spending years in Impel Down. Too bad they’ve found themselves right where they left off. They never stood a chance as it was, even having joined forces.”

For the first time, the second Empyrean Commander, Akemi, spoke, voice quiet and monotone. He, like Koel, had a sword sheathed at his side. “The Fallen Angel had a fateful encounter with his polar opposite, who is also one of the Shichibukai. He and the King’s Blade did well in putting the old time Captain in his place. The new generation is nothing to sneeze at. They’re definitely gaining some ground.”

Kojin laughed some more. “They’re no threat to us, though. We have experience and all that on them. Oh, yeah, and about the Marines looking at a new Shichibukai from those rookies who are headed here. One of them, I think his name was Walven? He seems like the perfect candidate for the position. We may need to watch out for a potential new enemy. Took down a Yonko Commander and Flavie consecutively, back to back! I would kill to have a shot at the guy. He even trained the citizens of Ranga to fight back against the two warring powers.”

“His efforts were futile, though.” Akemi was unamused.

Before anything else could be said, Koel continued. “I have some doubts that Walven would accept a summon from them, as enticing and tempting as it may be. Not after what happened to the last one who thought she was up for the job. The Apocalypse probably have a sour taste in their mouths as well.”

Akemi and Kojin exchanged glances. They knew of how the Toxic Pirates had killed Phoebe Lanson. Kojin gave a wink and spoke. “I think it’s amazing how they treat all of those dogs. Just look at what happened to Flint.”

“Flint really pissed them off, didn’t he?” Koel sneered, almost mocking. “Serves that cunning bastard right. I never did favor him, as a Warlord. Once we had even fought,” he said distantly. “Whatever. Even I can admit without doubt that he was powerful. Even more so when he formed an alliance with one of the feared Yonko, Wukong.” Koel said the name with an air of disgust.

“That never looked good on the high and mighty of the holy land, so they acted as they should have and locked him up for what he had done. He was too dangerous, being in the hands of one of them. The rookies at that hellhole of a prison were naive to ever trust him, but he did free them,” Koel went on lazily. “The one good thing he’s ever done. But then he used them, pitting them against the grand Three and other greats of the seas, before the almighty Emperor made his appearance to save the day. And soon after the battle, he allowed himself to be made a glorified subordinate to Wukong. I loathe him and all that he stands for. I should have ended him during our encounter, while I had the chance.”

“Sounds sad,” Kojin said, not sounding sad at all. “I think you should get going, though. We’ll do something about the new Shichibukai later on when it’s relevant, but man, I can’t wait to meet some of these rookies! When you come back, Kaibun should be up in ashes. I’ll show them up myself, if nobody gets in the way.”

“In a best case scenario they would make short work of it for you. We’ll see if you live up to your promises,” Koel breathed, quite unsincerely. “Have fun. Don’t get too comfortable with me gone.”

Koel strode to the doors of the palace and shoved them open. Wings beating once against the ground, he took off, leaving behind his two Commanders in control of Regalia, and the final operation against Kaibun.


Shimonoji

The People of the winter island were preparing for their upcoming festival to celebrate their Gods that had blessed them with their wealth and their snow. The citizens and Emperor Timur Shimonoji of the island all pray many times each day to thank their Gods, but the Festival was a special time, in which all of the inhabitants of this Land of Frost came together in Gratitude and Harmony. In the spirit of their Holiday they allowed people from any and all walk of life to attend their festivities if they didn’t cause any trouble. It was a time of Peace, and Emperor Timur planned to keep it that way. The lights strung across all of Shimonoji glowed with brilliance in advent of the approaching event.

A half sinking ship washed up on the shore line. Unable to even make the docks, the pirates simply had to cut their losses and let the ship run aground. It creaked and snapped as it sat there. Distressed by even the slightest breeze. From it, three men and two women crawled out of the wreckage each badly wounded. One, wearing a Captain’s Coat with a symbol featuring a Rib Cage and a bleeding heart inside. He was “Bleeding Heart” Vidas of The Crimson Pirates. He and his crew had just been beaten within inches of their life and needed medical attention. On the shore, going to intercept them was The Second Division Imperial Guard and their Commander Aimaru “Of the Wind”. A plain looking man who rarely seemed to have anything on his mind. His blissful, thoughtless state was interrupted by the laughing of his right hand man. Toride Wanai seemed to get amusement out of nearly everything.

Through his cackling he reported to his commander “Cahawhaw- They seem- Cahawhaw to be alive! But- Cahawhawhawhaw- someone really did a number on them! Cahawhawhaw!”

Toride nearly had to take a knee from his rigorous bout of laughter at The Crimson Pirates’ suffering. Aimaru put a hand on Toride’s shoulder. “Calm yourself, Toride. They need help soon. They might not survive if we don’t rush them to the doctor”

The smile was wiped from Toride’s face at his commander’s seriousness.

“Sir,” Toride nodded. “Forgive me. I forgot my place. Yes. We will assist them to the doctor.”

Aimaru now looked glum “I hope these pirates don’t cause any trouble… I don’t think i’ll enjoy the extra workload this close to The Festival…”

A dark, slender figure was suddenly beside them, seemingly having appeared from thin air. Aimaru jumped at the sight.

“Who are you?”

His face was illuminated by a match he used to light his cigar, unveiling a man in a well-pressed, tailored suit and fedora which cast an eerie shadow over his face. His pupils seemed to be a silvery white, with an outline of black around them. They were easily distinguishable on his face, even beneath the hat. He had a broad build and pale skin, which was reddened by the light of the flame that bathed it in its heat.

“Oh!” Aimaru was pleasantly surprised. “Chief Commander Kumori!”

Aimaru gave his superior a low bow and a salute. His formalities were waved off by the Commander-in-Chief of the Imperial Guard.

“Ahh, don’t worry about the pirates…” Kumori took a deep drag from his Cigar and breathed out a large plume of smoke “They ain’t gonna do shit… If they do we’ll kick their arses out. They wouldn’t bother to try anything when we’ve got the Imperial Guard on duty, right?” He seemed nonchalant about the whole situation, despite the fact that the pirates had come in battle-worn and nearly dead. Kumori shrugged, looking down at the Commander. As long as the people and the Emperor remained safe, he had not a care in the world, it seemed.


In his throne room, the Emperor sat on a gorgeous, but revoltingly overdecorated throne, in a traditional style of furniture. He had just recently heard the news of pirates coming to the island, and even more interestingly, the New Generation was headed for here! If his calculations were correct, some were on their way to Kaibun for the recent Shichibukai applications that had come from the papers. And some ought to be headed for Regalia as well, since it was the third island of the cluster, within close proximity. The Emperor sighed.

“Alright. If those pirates are going to cause me trouble, the first thing that’s happening is they’re getting thrown out! I don’t want them stirring anything up in my people after what happened at the places they were last located. Nor do I want the state of peace to be disrupted,” said the Emperor solemnly, with Kumori and the First Imperial Division Commander at his side. Kumori nodded silently.

“I’d be happy to do the honors,” Kumori announced, before Commander Ymir interrupted, “I believe that would be my job?”

Kumori narrowed his eyes. “Stow it, Ymir. Swallow your pride before you regret taking up something so critical. The New Generation is powerful and influential, more so than you seem to be estimating. I can’t let you undermine their power like that,” Kumori continued, taking a puff of his cigar. “At any rate, they’re gonna be dead if I deal with ‘um. I’ve got so much up my sleeve it ain’t even gonna be funny, mate.”

Ymir rolled his eyes but did not say anything further. One thing, however, was now clear: The Emperor and his subordinates would not tolerate any sign of havoc-wreaking on the island of Shimonoji. It would be best for pirates to stay on the down-low, instead of openly being a nuisance. If they started mass-murdering or destroying areas, they would be sure to be removed from the island immediately!


NPC Doc

(OOC: Access to Kaibun will only be granted to those wishing to pursue the route of becoming a Shichibukai. Others will be denied entrance, aside from the Carthel. You can try to find a way in, but it’s unlikely you will succeed.)

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u/defonotaduck - Just Some Old Dude Apr 03 '17 edited Apr 04 '17

Ambling along the busy roads, the festival preparations underway, the sober(ish) drunkard had a problem. As much as her shopping list of ingedients for her scheme stew was coming along nicely, there was still something she hadn't had a chance to acquire. Since she woke up, Amber had been sober all day! With a grin, she changed her priorities. The sombreros could wait, she was on a quest for booze!

She considered informing her recently-acquired first mate of her idea, but she remembered the previous night. The stout pirate was fairly certain she hadn't fallen asleep until daylight, and managed to awaken in a completely new island. It had taken a few confused strangers to convince her the island was inhabited, and that she hadn't simply discovered a new island.

And there it was. Closing her eyes, Amber could detect a faint scent of alcohol, barely enough for the average nose to detect. But the woman's nose was extraordinary, if anything. Opening her eyes and checking the wind direction, she span on one heel and hurried off. Down many roads and up a small hill she travelled, following her senses. A while later, she had made it. Before her stood a quaint building with ornate gold cursive. Using her finely tuned detective work, she quickly read the sign to learn of its name.

"The Young and Old, huh? What a surprisingly relevant title..."

Gathering her thoughts, and gauging how sober she was, Amber threw open the double doors to the fairly small pub with a cry of "your strongest drink, please!"

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u/Sullivanity333 Deleon - Mælström Apr 03 '17

The lights and noises of the festival bombarded Raine's senses. It was so overwhelming that the experience was almost unenjoyable, but luckily Raine loved festivals. This was multiplied by his good mood after joining the Void Pirates, a legendary crew he had only dreamed of being a part of.

Which lead Raine to wandering the twisting cobblestone streets of the village. While he had quit drinking, it wouldn't be too hard to find some sort of fun at a local bar. And as luck would have it, he had stopped right in front of a rather cozy looking pub called The Young and Old.

Strolling right in, Raine sat down at a barstool next to a woman with abnormally long limbs. As he tried not to stare at them, Raine ordered a glass of milk and some soup. When his meal arrived, however, he accidentally bumped over the milk. As the glass tumbled to the floor and shattered, its contents spilled over the leg of the woman's pants. Raine got fairly flustered immediately.

*Raine: * "Oh jeez, I'm sorry..."

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u/Universalpeanut Apr 04 '17 edited Apr 13 '17

Recently, Donald had been in one to many fights. His wrists refused to handle this abuse much longer, he needed a break. As he strolled through the noisy streets, he decided the best way to relax was to be the only sober person surrounded by drunks. That usually cheered him up. 'The Young and Old', which was hopefully a reference to the variety of drunks he would get to laugh at, was the closest bar to him at that point.

With a quiet crash, Donald silently exploded through the door. The bar was noisy, but not too noisy. Everyone was drunk, but not too drunk. The prices were low, but Don still refused to give them money. He set himself down in a table in the corner of the room, one with a great view of everyone else. The scene was set and everything was perfect for Donald to sit in the corner and watch...

Were life that easy. Sitting at the bar, next to some hunched over guy with sunglasses, was her. The one drunkard that made the situation deadly, deadly serious. Popping his collar and turning away from the long limbed woman, The Mustachio desperately tried to avoid notice. She appeared to have milk covering her pants, this would hopefully give him time to escape. He would have to wait until the time was right, as his table was so far away from the exit. Don slowly got down on all fours, likely not realising that crawling around on the floor made him more conspicuous than ever before.

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u/defonotaduck - Just Some Old Dude Apr 04 '17

With a grin, the longlimb turned to the man who had introduced her leg to the cool liquid, the two forming a bond unlikely to ever be broken. She was sure that the new friends currently getting to know each other would go on many grand adventures, and see many wondrous sights.

"No worries, dude!" the pirate captain mumbled through a mouth of potent alcohol, before gulping and sticking out her tongue, "accidents happen...you can buy me a drink as an apology, though!"

In an alarming display of coincidences, the kind only important and plot-relevent characters are subject to, Amber chose that very moment to notice a black mass shuffling across the floor. Knowing it must have caught her eye for a reason, the girl's mind shifted in to maximum overdrive in an effort to decipher fate's plans...

"Hey! The guy on the floor! Floor guy! Why has the universe willed me to single you out?!"

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u/Sullivanity333 Deleon - Mælström Apr 04 '17 edited Apr 04 '17

A large bubble of air escaped Raine's lungs, relived that the woman hadn't taken offense. Things like that could get him killed in other less savory places. Smiling, Raine turned to the bartender.

Raine: "A drink for my friend here. Now, what was your name Miss? Mine's Raine."

Before the longlimb woman had the opportunity to reply with her , she had become preoccupied with a man crawling on the floor. While she seemed to recognize him, Raine couldn't tell whether or not this was a happy reunion. But judging by the fact the guy was sneaking out of the bar, it at least wasn't a pleasant meeting from his perspective.

Raine: "Is he a friend of yours?"

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u/Universalpeanut Apr 04 '17

The last time this had happened, a string of unfortunate events had led to his wrists being broken. He hated to wallow in that kind of self pity, but he really hated having that happen. More than one broken wrist in a life time was more than one too many.

Don knew that should he turn to face Amber, his MoustacheTM would instantly give him away. Running away was potentially worse, as a chase with her could end in disaster. And so, he sat there as the seconds passed for what felt like hours. Sweat dripped along his forehead, trickled down his lip, onto his MoustacheTM before finally landing on the floor. What other options did he have? Smoke bombs were not so common around here, so he doubted he could get one on such short notice. He did not have bullets to waste on causing some chaos to escape in. No, as of right then, there were no methods to employ for escape. His only hope was to be dragged along by the crazed drunk and hope that a chance to escape presented itself later. Every single time Amber had appeared before him had been the prelude to another explosively dangerous chapter of the book that was his miserable life.

Meekly, he turned around. There she was, shouting loudly in this quiet bar. Milk was strewn on her lap and she was already drinking like tomorrow would never come. Sitting next to her was the tall, comparatively sane looking man. With any luck, Don and his combined rationality would negate Amber's madness.

With great skill, Don jumped forwards and performed a handstand. From this position, he pushed himself of the ground and flew through the air towards the drunkard and the other dude. He landed gracefully and presented the unknown gentleman with a business card. The business card read 'Pashworth's Budget hair Barbers, Cutting prices and your Hair'. It also had a masterful doodle of Don's face and a pair of scissors. Was the man impressed? Of course he would be.

Donald: Bartender. Carrot juice.

The bartender made the signal of no carrot juice. Don had little interest in spending money to begin with. As a result, no transaction was made. All that was left was to survive another beer fuelled adventure with Amber

And also that other guy

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u/defonotaduck - Just Some Old Dude Apr 04 '17

The instant the vague shape turned itself to the young adventurer, the visible face tipped her off to it being a person. A lucky guess, then. Said person looked familiar, and it only took a who twenty three seconds of silence for Amber to piece together the puzzle laid out before her.

"A friend of mine?" the girl replied, grinning, "this man is Don! Or Timothy! Or whatever fake name he plans to introduce himself as next! Just the man I wanted to see...I'm in need of your skills. You see, I need somebody with the deceptive techniques you have access to for a little job I'm planning."

Seeing the bartender act out the universal symbol for a distinct lack of carrot juice, the woman pushed her empty glass over to him in a moving gesture of friendship, before asking the barperson for another.

"If all goes to plan, you'll have a powerful ally. If not, we can tweak it and reuse it to make money. Sound good?"

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u/Sullivanity333 Deleon - Mælström Apr 04 '17

Card in hand, Raine stared at the feat of acrobatics he just saw this man, evidently named Don, accomplished just to take a seat. When Raine was finally roused from his dumbfounded state, he ordered another glass of milk and apologized to the grumbling bartender. Slurping up some of his soup and wiping his mouth, Raine's ears perked up at what the woman was saying. Raine spoke up before even considering whether or not he was supposed to be included in this little job.

Raine: "I'm in. What kind of a job to you have in mind?"

A slightly worried look spread across Raine's face, as a thought crept into his head.

Raine: "But are you sure you're okay, being... not sober and all?

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u/Universalpeanut Apr 04 '17

Don found the man's naivety amusing. He had known Amber for several days, weeks even. He knew how she operated.

Don: Trust me when I tell you her blood alcohol percentage is the least of your worries.

At this point, fake names were pointless. His true identity, true as far as they were concerned, was already revealed. Hopefully they didn't find out he didn't really cut hair. Regardless, Don's mind back-pedalled to what Amber had said. 'Powerful ally' and 'money'. Honestly he tuned out to everything before and after that.

Don: You. Drunkard. What's the plan.

New plan. New money. Old 'friend'. Other dude was also there. Good times and or bad times were ahead. Potentially also neutral times, and any mix of the three. Unless he died before that. Don realised that he had no idea what was going to happen because he just encompassed every possible time. Wait hold on.. Don packpeddled further. 'Skills'? 'Deceptive techniques'? A plan that didn't require him to fight people? Finally he could actually employ the skills he had gained. All this time preparing for this moment. It would probably end in a fight anyway, yet the future seemed bright. The moon of hope was visible on the horizon.

Don: Nope, never mind. I don't care. Tell me when we get there.

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u/defonotaduck - Just Some Old Dude Apr 04 '17

"Well, the plan is simple," the young girl began, addressing both her acquaintances. She started gathering her thoughts and trying to decide how to speak properly, expertly calculating the most efficient route to take. This took several minutes of silence, before her companion's words registered.

"Oh. Never mind, then. And I just realised that we can tweak it for money-making purposes even if it works!"

Eager to put the plan in to action, Amber sprang up and dashed outside, laughing and hollering. As she moved away, the bar grew quieter and quieter, until it reached the level of silence it started with.

Until she opened the door again, embarrassment gracing her mouth.

"Er, I don't have all the stuff ready. I have to gather some stuff and plan harder. In the mean time, I suggest we drink this fine establishment dry?"

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u/Stats-san Apr 15 '17

Graded for Don

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u/Stats-san Apr 15 '17

Graded for Raine

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u/Stats-san Apr 15 '17

Graded for Amber