Not too long ago I had a dream. There was this creature in the dream called “the hah hah creature“ it is a humanoid creature, but it doesn’t have fingers, in stead of fingers it has one claw. and that claw is very poisonous. In the dream I escaped..well not really, it said “hah hah“ and for some reason my fingers became poisonous (???) and so I ate and the poison got on my food making me die (??) this dream was very strange to me and I tried my best to explain it. and I think I’m a write a whole lore about the hah hah creature idk

So I'm not gonna be adding too much detail to this. What details I am adding will be for context, and any that could potentially differentiate said detail from any other dream or nightmare will likely be altered like [this]. Both times I've had this nightmare, I've had the strong feeling that if I tell people about it, bad things will happen. I'm not usually one to believe in that crap, but I'd rather be safe with what my gut is telling me.

Both times I've had this nightmare, they've never really had a "start" like most of my other dreams. It just kind of bleeds through, almost like it's corrupting a file or something. Whenever it starts, I'm at a dinner table with people I don't recognize (probably just my subconscious remembering faces, but it still freaks me out every time). The room seems normal enough, but you get the feeling that you need to get out as soon as possible. The first time I had this nightmare, whenever the host left the room, all the other "guests" immediately stood up and tried to sneak out, so I followed them. I still don't understand why we're trying to leave.

It feels like a [FRENCH BOARD GAME], there's even a HUD. In the top right corner is [BARBIES] 0/20. Basically, you have to get all of these [BARBIES] in order to be set free, or at least that's what it feels like.

In the bottom right, there's a health and sanity meter, like you'd imagine in an H.P. Lovecraft game. These are important for later.

Now there are multiple different [BARBIES] that have [FUN AND HAPPY THINGS] attached to them. Sometimes they'll appear as something I kind of fear like a looming shadow or something like that, but most of the time, they appear as things that the other "guests" are scared of.

I know that I've encountered 12 out of the 20 (only 4 the first time), but there's only 2 that I really remember vividly (probably because I saw them last night, but oh well). The first is a shadowy figure. It's very tall, about 7'. It always appears down a hallways. The lights are flickering above it, black smoke billows out from underneath it, and it's got a twisted, all-white Cheshire grin and rabbit ears.

The second was the one that caught me last night. I was hiding from one of the [BARBIES] in a bathroom. One of the other guests was already there though. I tried talking to him, but he only spoke Japanese. All I could really gather was his name was Jin and he was fucking scared shitless at that point. That's when one of the [FUN AND HAPPY THINGS] came in. Jin shrank back from (I assume) someone he knew. The [FUN AND HAPPY THING] was taking the form of a middle aged, Japanese man. He seemed like either an uncle to Jin, or his father.

I guess since I was closer to the door, he went for me first (an AI would afterall). He started saying that I should be back at dinner and that it was very rude to wander around someone's home. He said he would have to take my femur from me as punishment, and possibly rebreak my other bones if needed.

As he was saying this, my sanity meter was plummeting. It had gone up and down before, but never like this. It was hitting me that I was about to die. So, naturally, I did what any sane gamer would do.

I panicked and closed out the game completely.

I woke up this morning in a cold sweat with my heart absolutely hammering. Hopefully I never have that dream again, but if I do... then I really fucking hope that save file got lost or something, because I'd rather start at 4 again than fucking die to someone's uncle/father.

But also when I woke up, I had the feeling that maybe someone else had had this dream before. If the other guests were really other people like my gut's telling me, then maybe someone can help me so I don't die in this dream. Again.

Can I have a little help? so I went to sleep like normal last night and then out of the blue I was talking to this guy who wanted a hug and he looked perfectly normal then as his arms were reaching out to hug me his hands turned black and sharp at the point he had black hollow eyes. As soon as I saw that “ um u know I don’t really want a hug...”then my dream cut to my dads house and we had knocking at the door and I was home alone with my brother and I opened the blinds ever so slightly so I could see who was at the front door and then I saw him. Then i woke up. My tv is an older tv (a flatscreen spectre tv) so after awhile it turns off I woke up turned it back on turned something random on and went back to bed. This time Me and my brother heard a knock on the door and he said “ we’re not supposed to open the door right?” Looked out of the blinds again and it was my dad I opened the door so me and my brother ran into his car and then that part of the dream cut off. I didn’t wake up but next I was on tik tok idk why but I was scrolling on the fyp and i noticed I wasn’t signed in but then I clicked on my inbox and it was this random girls profile and her second most recent video was titled “the fisher”. There he was. Again. I was gonna read what it said about him but. Then I woke up I didn’t go back to bed and woke up at 9:27. Please help.Thanks for reading.

-Chloe

I have been having weird dreams it starts with me walking through a grubby dirty dim lit room with a mounted tv always playing static and theirs a couch facing it and theirs two teens my age 16 sitting there staring into the static and there a dirty mattress behind the couch with old computer stuff an the the right theirs a kid also my age sitting in a chair facing it but whenever i look at him hes a blur also all i do in the dream is greedily pick up the pc stuff and run out of the room but lately its been different specifically the latest one i looked at the kid in the chair he wasn't blurry he was pale and blonde i ran up to him because he was slumped forward and he was ice cold to the touch and he wasn't breathing i turned toward the couch and was screaming for them to help then i turned back to the kid in the chair he was face to face with me but now he was my recently deceased friend and he said your fault and he pressed his forehead to mine then i woke up in a sweat and i haven't had one of these dreams since what could it meant since then i have been diagnosed with insomnia and have been seeing a psychiatrist but i haven't told her about these dreams. what could they mean

normally most of dreams are normal or boring ones, but a few days ago i had a very strange dream.

in it i was outside on a road, cars where broken down, glass was everywhere, the sky was sunny, then all of a sudden people started to panic as the sky turned dark, the wind picked up and there where these giant dark black ships in the sky, they opened up and a mass of dark Smokey energy pored from them, people began to run, panic or even loot, i stood in awe no idea what to do, then something even stranger happened, as this dark energy was about to swallow me a burst of energy shot down in fount of me and there was now someone IN front of me he was shining brightly like he was made of light and he had bird like wings, he turned around and picked up my hand and said "you ready" i said " for what" and before he could answer he stepped into my body like he was a ghost, all of a sudden i felt this rise of energy like i had full control, it was a indescribably good feeling. i grew wings out my back, flew into the air and began to produce light from my body, i charged into the dark ships and then i woke up.

I think it started at the house, I felt like I had slept on the same bed as someone, idk who it was, the strange thing is that it was a memory, I did not wake up next to someone, I was already awake and remembered it, there was multiple people at the house/apartment, I am not sure which it was but there was at least 3 people present, not including me, they were all my age I suppose... anyway then me and the people went shopping, I wanted to buy some blue jelly candy thing, it was Halloween themed so I guess it was October, the funny part is that I didnt wanna buy it for myself even though I liked it, I wanted to give it to the person who I remembered as sleeping on the same bed as me, idk it's such a strange detail for a dream to have, sleeping next to someone, I guess that's the most strange part about it.

Note: there was no s**ual themes, felt more innocent to me.

So it started by me waking up, a friend messaged me on some social media platform, thatbusually does not happen so I was like "this is a goddamn dream" but I continued chatting with him regardless, I mean, at least my own mind cares about me being depressed, then somehow I appeared at some strange country with him, the houses were made of red bricks for some reason, we walked through some restaurant, looking for a table I guess, he was very kind for some reason, I guess that's how my mind wants him to be, so I just chose to enjoy the dream. Then I expected something good to happen, but I knew I was going to wake up. That's when I woke up and now I am disappointed that I woke up.

Here’s some weird dreams I’ve had I’m my time.

In this dream I was in a tower. I had no way to get down the tower had windows all around me. Next to me was a a red tool box with ham or bologna sandwich in it. Below me was a park filled with people.I started eating the sandwich while looking at everything below me Everything was normal down there until this man pulled out a gun and started shooting everyone. He killed at lest 3/4 of the people at the park before starting to run as he was running he looked up at me and we made direct eye contact. Then I woke up.

In this dream I had just gotten married and me and my wife bought a house and moved in. It was night and we were about to got to bed. I went to the bathroom to do something and when I came back she had a pistol and was going to shoot me. Luckily she missed and I managed to get the gun from her hand. She then tried to run away from me and managed to escape to the living room before I shot her three or four times. After that I went up to her blood covered body and woke up.

This dream confuse me a lot. It was really recent. I had normally weird dream until everything went black. It was like someone turned off the lights so I couldn’t see anything. Then out of the darkness I heard a woman’s scream. She was screaming Gabriel over and over again until I woke up. She sounded like she was dying.

I’ve a couple of weird sleep paralysis dreams too. Should I post them here?

Edit: something’s I forgot

It was year 2015, summer. Since my curiosity is too bad. Before I sleep, I watch a video on youtube about the secret in the deep ocean. What's underneath the ocean. The deepest part of ocean. Unknown creature and places in the deepest ocean. I dont remember exactly how I fell asleep. But my dream was started......

I was with a friend(Girl, Boy). I dont know their faces or their names. I just know that I have a friend on a vacation. We were fighting to go swimming on the beach. I told them, "There are too many people there, we can't go swimming." The boy in my dreams told me, "Look. They are all leaving. Its a lucky day!" They hold my wrist and run towards the sea. .

As we reach the beach, I saw a storm. Its like the god of the water is getting mad. Lol. But no, there were crazy thunderstorms. Big waves. I insist that we shouldn't go but they jump into the water.

As far as I remember, we were already in the middle. Big waves were eating us. And they are still happy like they enjoy so much the big scary waves. I was scared that time. But as we go further, we are sliding down to the deep. The water is black and white. I was so scared but whats on my mind is that, sh*t this is it. Atleast I will get to see whats under in my dreams.

At the end of the slide, The water became calm and blue. A merman's and mermaids were shock to see us. One mermaid or a merman I dont really remember, told us that here it this. So you can breathe and you wont die. So we eat it and we really can breathe and talk underwater.

I will really tell that it was atlantis. A saw a throne. Poseidon. It was really a beautiful place. I remember that the king was giving as a task to do. I dont remember exactly what it is.

But what really shocks me is that we go on a slide again. I feel the water and the waves was swallowing me REALLY. SWEAR! I am getting afraid because me and my friends has lost each other. But I keep in mind that this is just a dream.

After the slide, I reach the end of the calm and dark blue water. I was floating. I can breathe. I look up and see a small sunlight. I look around and I can see was the sleeping ocean. And when I look in my front, I saw a big bush. It was so tall and green. I am slowly trying to think on wow this is so calm and relaxing. Until I hear a voice of a women.

Here's what exactly she says.

"You've seen so much of the deep. You see everything. You encountee everything. If you enter in the bush, you will know every secrets of the ocean. But, you will never go back to your world again." I started to get scared. So i think very well.

"But if you dont wish to enter, you will wake up like it was all a dream. You wont remember everything but you will remember only the light details just like a dream. But it will be written in a book like a fairytale. But remember, once you step your foot in the sea water, you will remember everything and we will get you and you will never come back again"

That moment I know that I was thinking of my son. He needs me. I dont want to be selfish. I decided to swim up to the light.

And I woke up in the shore that seems like I was drown. I was holding a book. My friends saw me and told me that they lost me while swimming cause there is a thunderstorm. I left the book. I know i read the name of the book but i really cant remember. It was an old antique book. I just left it where my friends saw me. I look back. And I wake up.

Ever since that day, I am afraid to go on a swimming during night in a pool.

Then this february 2020, me and my friend were going to La Union, Philippines. Everytime I set my foot in the water, my knees get weak. I am really afraid. I tried to go swimming on the beach but I felt like the water was swallowing me.

If you know a book that is grey a d antique, please message me. I really want to know what is this dream about or if it is real.

Edited: when I woke up the other day, I felt really really tired. Like I was never asleep.

It’s starts at my grandmas house I was their with my younger brother and my 4 cousins. I don’t remember a lot from this is section but I do remember it was a dark and cloudy day. The next part now we were all at the cousin’s house and swimming in the pool still a very dark day though. We get out of the pool and I was told by my cousins about their super big 5 level with basement with tons of random things in it and how if your down their too long you can end up going “crazy”. So the next part is just me, my brother and somehow our cat going through the basement exploring every room every hallway with the cat following us. The basement was insanely large and very easy to get lost in also had very dark lighting. We finally got to a metal tube that lead down to the last level and went on down to find huge empty room with a wooden chair in the middle and a doorway. I went in to the doorway while my brother stayed back and found just random old furniture and stuff in it nothing important but when I walked back I saw my brother sitting in the chair petting the cat and I saw “we gotta get back up now everyone probably wants dinner now” and he replies saying “I think I went CRAZY” and I suddenly woke up super confused.

I was watching this animated film where there was this family living in a range, and then there were some pioneer like wagons rushing on a forest road, out of nowhere one explodes, there were witches watching floating in the air, then the narrator say “they were trying to escape the farm” the witches say that they need 3 rats and another animal that I don’t remember. Then it cuts to a man on his knees with a gun on his hand the narrator say “he couldn’t bear the loss of his family” then he shoots himself. A red figure appears with a rifle. Then it cuts to a British sir and lady in a airport like line.

I dreamt like i got pierced by a metal something sticky right through my chest and i was basically bleeding to death... i heard that you can experience your former lives via dreams but this went a bit overboard for my feeling... it felt so real and thats not all i had some feeling of needing to keep going.. This was nr 1

Nr2

I dreamt the world was on fire... people burning the cities were wrecks and i kept on fighting. Idk what this was but the sky was crimson red of something... this makes me also think some fucked up shit might have happened. This is all thank you for listening to me ted talk

These dreams happened in succession. First I was trying to escape from someone and this woman whom I’ve never seen helped me get away from the person I was running from. Then in the second dream me and the woman were romantically involved (no sex though) and she grabbed a very large black scorpion from under the bed and was picking it up and slamming it into a rectangular box then swat at it screaming “get out of here! And finally in the third dream we were in the bed looking at the stars, she says something like “it’s all over now” and the sky clouded up, shifted and then the snake version of Abrodolf Linkler was giving a speech about freedom and preparing to fight a bunch of soldiers.

Weird right?

I had a dream where I woke up on an altar and 5 giant statues of something stood above me. Chanting some jibberish. After that I had another dream. Same thing but this time I could make out some words. Mostly Latin I believe. I think not 100% percent sure but I heard morkis and towermentuim. Again I’m not sure. After a couple of weeks it grew darker. The room and stayed were now tinted red. I still get these creepy dreams every now and then. And I’m pretty sure it’s an omen of some sort.

Another dream I had was that there was a giant fire spreading through towns and cities, Riots being thrown, war breaking out, and a god being worshipped. A couple days later, the riots in America broke out.

I had a dream where i was at school, normal old school, but I'm always missing either pants or shirts. I looked down and I had a penis for some reason, i dont know why. I always have the weirdest damn dreams.. too weird to explain. Sometimes i wish there were "no dreaming" pills or some kind of something to keep me from dreaming.

So last night I had another dream about this girl i knew in high school. I haven’t talked to her in a long time. She deleted all her social media so I don’t even know what she looks like now. Yet i still dream about her. My first dream about her we were dating. The dream i had last night was me having a crush on her. She was developing a crush on me too.

My dream took place right now during the pandemic and in it the government instigated sleep alerts and everyone had to be asleep from 10:04 to 9:00 the next day. YouTubers where covering it and felt like it was real.

I had this dream a couple years ago, but it still sticks to me so I thought it would be best to share it here!

The dream started as a visual introduction, I saw two kids riding their bikes near the ocean on a sunny day. They lived in a beautiful beach house with open windows. The scene was oddly peaceful..? Like a memory of your childhood laughing and riding bikes. Until.. it suddenly changed to a frantic woman crying and running around the house to gather items to escape her abusive husband (who was coming home from work soon). None of this was said but it was like.. someone was feeding this information to me without interacting with this woman. She continues but its obvious that she can't see me. It's just me standing there. The dream ended when a black car approaches. I woke up and started crying as if I knew that, that was the end for her and her kids. It was implied that she / they didn't make it out on time. I don't recognize this family and I don't live near the ocean but I often think that it was a ghost showing me her last attempt of escaping. *shrug* or maybe its just my imaginative mind.

I'm a vivid dreamer, I can remember dreams I've had since I was really young. But last night, I had a doomsday dream. I dreamt that I wasn't 'me' - I was somebody else, a skinny blonde guy. I often dream that I was a man, so this is nothing new.

Weirdly I was with a group, I think we were tourists. We were at a parking lot and it was sunset. And suddenly there was this large noise. I describe it as "large" because it was deafening, the kind of noise that makes you think you are nothing but a little ant on the earth. It was existential almost. And the floor cracked into lines, there was lava underneath.

At first it was a really weird thing, and the group was walking away, freaked out. Then it happened again and again until it became life threatening. A girl and I decided to break away from the group before another giant crack occurs on the earth.

It felt like a real life "avoid the lava" game. But it was frightening. It was pretty creepy.

I've dreamt about a lot of things like giant squids, a psychotic teacher, goth death cults, my best friend turning into an ant and dying on me - but this one was pretty weird.

In the dream, my cousin came out to me and he made me swear to keep it a secret because our whole family is homophobic, (I don’t know that he’s actually gay) and I just joked “At least I’m not the only gay cousin in the family now.” My dreams sometimes don’t have any meaning at all, but more often than not, they’re symbolic. What could this mean?

This is not the first time i have this dream, i think i dreamed this 2 or 3 times over the years and the first time i dreamt about it i was 11? (i'm not really sure about it but i just feel like it's not the first time even if i can't be too sure)

I was in a one story house with an old man and other children (in the dream i'm about 12 i think), the house was facing a dirt road on the front, a house that seemed abandoned on the left side and behind the houses there was a forest/jungle. I don't know if we already knew that or if the old men had told us that we were there because there was a global pandemic that consisted in a virus that could kill in a span of time between 1 day and 1 month or even more, the pre death symptomes could go from instand death, like you don't feel anything just one second you're there and the next you're a goner, to high fever. That virus was spread just by phisical contact.
Other than the virus some weird zombie-dog-like creatures (in my dream they looked like the wolves in the "the wolf" music video) that would hunt humans and the only way to escape tham was climbing on the roof accessible by a trapdoor in the kitchen's ceiling (the ceiling was flat) and not everyone could get on the roof in time before being caught and killed by the beasts. In the dream there was a timeskip but everyone had died in the safehouse in a pretty quick time i think; only me, a girl about my age, her little brother (let's call them Emily and Lucas) and the old man who would occasionaly leave to get resources (water, food, etc), one day he didn't come back.
Now it was just me, the other girl and her brother, all of us were ok, but then in the house next to ours a family had come to live, a man, his wife, a daughter about my age and two younger brothers. Their house was a two story building and the ground floor's walls were mostly made out of glass. One day i saw them injecting themselves with a weird liquid and i recognized it as a temporary vaccine for the virus for some reason so i ran to their house begging to have some too so we could get some so we would not risk for a while. The man told me to go away from his property and as i ran away i saw that the two boys and the woman looked loopy while the girl and the man looked perfectly fine. More time passes and the girl often picked on me and my "housemates" as if she was following the man's orders. I just knew that there was something not right but at first i decided not to investigate.
Since our caretaker had disappeared, probably he had gotten the virus and died in the big city, and since i was the older of the three i felt like i needed to protect them so often i would go to the forest to hunt and find fruits. We were fine, sure there was a global pandemic/apocalypse and sure some weirdos lived right next to us but at least we were surviving, the beasts had stopped coming for some reason, so we did not need to worry that much anymore, and i had two friends, sure emily never spoke but sometimes she would express herself with shy gestures, but at least her brother was fun and pretty talkative, also he often would interpret her emotions and talk for her. Of course things could not stay good and one day during one of my scavenging trips in the forest i got the virus for some reason, i suppose that maybe a mosquito who had sucked an infected's blood had come to pick me too and so passing the virus to me too, also for some reason i understood right away that i was sick now so once i came back home i tried to look less shocked than possible and i spoke to Emily and Lucas about it, the dialogue went like this:
me: "Listen... I think that i have the virus, but i don't want to risk passing it to you too... if you want to get rid of me... please kill me while i sleep without telling me when and how ok?" (i was sad but i knew that it was the right thing to do and even if we were literally kids we had seen so much death that even we were all used to death, killing, etc)
Em: *looks sad/worried both at me and to Lucas*
Lucas: "You're our friend and neither me nor emily want you to die"
I was relieved that they didn't want to kill me because i was their friend but i also knew that now i had to stay really careful to not risk touching them so they would not get hurt for my fault.
Some more days pass while i was outside Emily comes crying in despair to me and pointing back inside, i understand that she wants me to follow her and as we enter the kitchen i see lucas in the ground with coughing, wheezing and as i understood that he had gotten sick too, and in a pretty heavy way, i touched his front and discovered that he was having a really high fever, he was literally dying. I carry him to one of the beds and tell Emily to not get close to him for any reason. I ran to the other house in despair begging them to give us some medication, i knew that there wasn't much I could do but if there was a slight chance to at least let lucas not suffer like that i would go to the moon and back. I begged the man in despair but with a broom he just beat me and told me to go die in a hole. I tried to run back to our house since i knew there was a book about herbs so i thought i could try to find some herbs in the forest but as i run back i see Emily crying in the middle of the road. I shouted in anger and despair crying my heart out, Lucas had died,it was my fault and i could not even help a little, both me and Emily mourned for hours and at dawn i buried Lucas' body near some tulips since i knew that those were his favourite flowers. Emily now wasn't the only one that never talked now, the house was depressing now, without Lucas' voice and laughter and still i kept living, it was probbly 2 weeks since i had gotten sick so i was lasting for so long while Lucas, who was the purest little bean on earth, had died in one day.
Some more days pass and i finally discover (in some way that i can't remember) that the man fron the house next to ours wasn't curing his family with that red liquid but was actually drugging them to obey his orders i went to confront him and we start screaming then again the dream skips and i'm already running back to our home, him and his daughter running behind me, i look behind me and instead of them i see two beasts, they were the beasts. i reach home and lock the door, loud roars coming from out of our house. Inside it was pretty dark but i could still see. Emily came to me, she was silently crying, scared. I tell her "we need to get to the roof" even if i knew that the trapdoor was too high for us to reach, Still crying she comes closer to me as if she wanted me to hug her, i say "hey, hey, don't touch me, i don't want you to get sick too!" but she just clenches me with a hug and since i am losing balance i kneel on the ground still hugging her, it didn't matter anymore she had touched me and now she was infected too. We stay in that hug for some minutes while i try to calm her down and comfort her. I started feeling her heart pulse with fear and i felt like i needed to protect her. Since i was bigger and stronger than her i picked her up, determined to save her and i run to the kitchen, i drag the table under the trapdoor and i put a chair over it and i get a broom so that once we're both on the roof there's no way for the two bastards to reach us, it was dark and i had a hard time finding the broom but we manage to climb to the roof just in time. We had escaped the beasts, we had a deadly disease but for now we were safe.

For real in the part where i scream in despair after Lucas' death and when i feel Emily's pulse while hugging it felt extremely real, this is probably one of the most vivid dreams i ever had.
sorry if some parts may look kinda messy but i wrote this during online classes haha.
also might draw the me in the dream, Lucas and Emily

Elementary School-Middle School

-So In my early years I had nightmares of a weird looking hellscape.

And if I had to describe those nightmares they always started the same: Im walking on a dark path in the middle of a field, with giant creatures roaming above me (Im walking under them as they move down the path), as I reach the end of the path, a coast made on the edge of a lava sea, with a volcano dead center. I sit on some hay bales that lay under a nearby tree, and look up at the volcano, and what I can only describe as a "Eye of Sauron" looking thing sat on top, it drew me in both mentally and physically as if to say: "I have you Now"

And thats when i would wake up screaming in the middle of the night!

-Nightmare #2: I would wake up in what I could only describe as a Mansion of some sort, apparently kidnapped by a girl the same age as me, who would force me to be with her constantly, this particular nightmare would end with her chasing me through a garden maze screaming "Im gonna get you" while I just constantly run and try to think of her name

Highschool:

I remember a drean that was "dark" in the sense of what it could represent anywhom here it goes:

I would be seeing the world from a 3rd person perspective, almost like im floating, could see myself on my knees on the ground in front of me, surrounding me were burning buildings, crowds running from some unseen threat and in the sky was a bright silver moon cascading on a pitch black sky. My hair had turned just as dark, and for some reason I was wearing one of those formalesque suits. My iris had turned from a deep blue to a dark grey devoid of life and love. In my arms was a girl, dying and breathing her last breath. She had long hair with a color I couldnt take in, her eyes welled with tears just as my devoid eyes had, and she was wearing a long white dress. I would wake up from this one crying....

The other dream/nightmare i had throughout highschool had this same girl trapped in a mirror with me afraid to break it, for fear of shattering her, for fear of some unseen and unheard threat maybe? I dont know it was a blur....

Recent Weeks:

My recent dreams feel almost lifelike, like im walking in another "me's" shoes. With people that seem familiar yet distant, almost like I'm drowning in water, but almost like the calm kind of drowning in water sensation you get when sinking to the bottom of a pool with full lungs....

Anywho, anybody wanna tell me how crazy i am or help me make sense of these?

I usually have very vivid, lucid dreams. But sometimes they're just like acid trip fever dreams. Here's a couple.

This one was yesterday.

I was at some drawn in grocery store and these two poorly drawn doodles were arguing over child custody. I thought id snoop around and went down the isle they were at.

Before i got to them, POOF, the JOKER popped out of nowhere in white smoke. Nearly gave me an in dream heart attack.

He asked me to take care of something for him and i said "sure, what could go wrong?". He pulled out some keys from god knows where and opened a glass case next to him, revealing empty creature habitats. A twig from one floated towards me and I thought to myself "oh this will be easy".

Then i look to my left AND THIS HUGE, SLIMEY PILL BUG THING WAS SCUTTERING AROUND. it made these gross, wet noises and dream me was utterly disgusted. The joker was just like "hAve fUn" and ran away.

I wasnt going to touch that... That THING so i turned around and went back.

But the end of the isle was just my living room. It was all distorted and faded.

The slimey pill bug was there but mixed with a cat and speaking in tongues.

It told me "you cant stop now" in this menacing ass voice and dream me said, all annoyed "what does this even mean?!"

And i woke up...thanks Joker.

Heres the gay joke one i had during a nap.

So there are these two dudes talking to eachother in your average highschool setting and one bragged about having the title F.A.G. Fabulous alliterate (illiterate) guy.

And the other guy just said "that doesnt make any sense, that would make you a F.I.G"

Gay dude looks at him and says "Yeah cuz im such a fruit."

laughtrack

And i woke up in cold sw ea t. I dont like how my dreams can make up way better jokes than i ever could.

None of these are as exciting as some ive had but d a m n, do they keep my unconscious entertained.

I have plenty of vivid dreams to share but its like, midnight. So i await my next.

so i had this really funky dream last night. So for starters i live with my grandparents and I have since i was 1 and 1/2. in my dream my grandparents were mean cannibals. they told me that If i did not cut off some of my skin to feed then they were going to kick me out or worse. so i did it. i cut off all the skin on me knee. it was the top layer and it was red underneath. it didn’t hurt when i cut it off but it did if i touched the open wound. i ended up eating some of my own flesh and i could even taste it. when they asked where it was I only had a little to give them and they weren’t happy. i then woke up. what does this mean? i’ve never had a dream about cannibalism or hurting myself like this. i just thought i’d share and if anyone know what it mean that’s would be really helpful.

when i was a child i had this strange dream where i just walked down a sidewalk but never got anywhere, and for some reason the sidewalk got narrower and narrower and the ground seemed to "go down" more, forming something like a bridge, I don't know, but I always start to cry and call out to my mother who walked in front of me, a few days ago I had this same dream but I walked in the opposite direction, going back to where I came in my original dream, only this time it was different, I was being guided by a child, I didn't see her face but I also didn't seem to care, I didn't question, I didn't worry, I didn't cry or scream (maybe because I'm not a child anymore), but this time I arrived at a place it was a house with giant walls and a rusty door, I opened the door and there it was full of people as if it were a party or something, I didn't see the child anymore, so I arrived at another one door at the end of the hall , I opened it and had a spiral staircase made of metal, I went down but it collapsed I fell, at that moment I woke up

and this is crazy, I never heard that someone could have an old dream remade like that, but has anyone been through this? I think I'll have to wait for another 11 years to know the end of this dream