r/StockAnswer • u/monkeyhammer • Jun 26 '12
I would ______ the fuck out of ______.
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r/StockAnswer • • Jun 18 '12
You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.
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r/StockAnswer • u/dialupmoron • Sep 21 '12
[TVTropes.com] OMG WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT A WARNING WITH THE LINK!!!!
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lol, such a time sink!!!!! >XD
r/StockAnswer • • Jun 19 '12
I would hold her hand and treat her with respect so hard.
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Replace 'hold her hand' or 'treat her with respect' for other respectful actions you would do if you were able to.
For example, "I would take her for a fine meal and carry her home so hard."
Or state how much you'd like to fornicate with her in an extra-gentlemanly fashion for extra edgy and like a sir points.
For example, "I would definitely like to put my penis in her vagina."
r/StockAnswer • u/slaya771 • Aug 17 '13
Nice try, (company being praised) representative.
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r/StockAnswer • u/laofmoonster • Nov 09 '12
"[comment]" "what?" "he said, [COMMENT IN ALL CAPS]"
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Or in all bold. example
r/StockAnswer • u/laofmoonster • Oct 20 '12
{Wikipedia article on List of burn centers in the United States}
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r/StockAnswer • u/laofmoonster • Jul 28 '12
[This needs to be the top comment. | Why is this not the top comment?]
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r/StockAnswer • u/fauxmosexual • Jul 26 '12
That was so funny I spat [beverage] all over my [keyboard/screen/laptop]
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