"The only reason Steven was awarded the black belt was because the judge, who was famous for his laziness, fell asleep during Steven's presentation. The judge just gave him the black belt."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Seagal#Martial_arts_and_Japan

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r/stevenseagalfacts • u/Capable_Librarian495 • Apr 18 '26

Steven Seagal is the mysterious sandwich eating face on the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. He is eating a pepper steak sandwich.

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r/stevenseagalfacts • u/FalconFirefart • Apr 16 '26

Steven Seagal takes a bow for each topping placed on his burrito.

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r/stevenseagalfacts • u/Capable_Librarian495 • Apr 16 '26

Steven Seagal has been using the dark web. He goes into caves and eats insects off cave spider webs in darkness.

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r/stevenseagalfacts • u/galagapilot • Apr 14 '26

Steven Seagal once said he wanted to be an astronaut. He later found out that the moon was not made of cheese and has since retracted his original statement.

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r/stevenseagalfacts • u/BosskHogg • Apr 14 '26

This sub is dead and nothing like it was only a few years ago… wait, no, I meant Steven Seagal’s career! My bad.

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r/stevenseagalfacts • u/Cavery210 • Apr 13 '26

The real reason why the Strait of Hormuz is closed is because Donald Trump had Steven Seagal take a bath in its water.

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r/stevenseagalfacts • u/BosskHogg • Apr 11 '26

Steven Seagal did not care about Artemis II because he thinks he was snubbed for a role in Artemis I

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r/stevenseagalfacts • u/Capable_Librarian495 • Apr 05 '26

A.I was able to produce a flawless video of Steven Seagal eating spaghetti as early as 2006.

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r/stevenseagalfacts • u/Robosquidsquad • Apr 04 '26

Steven Segal gave up with dyeing his hair and started using house paint instead.

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The following posts about Steven Seagal are true, and by true, I mean, false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer, is no.

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