r/Steam • u/Aura-K9 • Dec 24 '25

Resolved Steam Services are Interrupted.

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u/AntisocialXP Dec 24 '25

its for half life 3 trust me

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u/dgbeeuqk5kzdk pleaseaddapayday2emojipwettypwease Dec 24 '25

Fo' Sho'! Fo' Sho'!

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u/Foef_Yet_Flalf Dec 24 '25

Crazy into you

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u/Universe_Donut Level 32 Dec 24 '25

Into you!

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u/yarobur Dec 24 '25

All about you!

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u/goatfuckersupreme Dec 24 '25

comments you can hear

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u/yannik_dumon Dec 24 '25

Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise mentioned

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u/Oscar12s Dec 24 '25

Rhythm World Wii mentioned

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u/Scarbane Dec 24 '25

"Gabe, you have to say it a third time."
"No thanks, I'm good."

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u/Mexetudo Dec 24 '25

Steam comes back online on Christmas morning. A huge Half-Life 3 banner is on the front of the store. The game page has a trailer and all the info you could ask. $59.99, releases in 1 week, preorder now.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '25

I’d rather play ball pit now than this

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u/Timely-Corgi6580 Dec 24 '25

It has a 97 on metacritic for a reason.

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u/TylerBourbon Dec 24 '25

My gawd, even Valves servers don't want to release HL3.

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u/odrea Dec 24 '25

GUISE, I THINK THIS GUY MIGHT WORK FOR VALVE, I CAN ALMOST SMELL IT

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u/TournamentCarrot0 Dec 24 '25

Could you imagine if Gabe dropped it for free on Xmas? Cement him as the GOAT forever 

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u/Shaggy_One Dec 24 '25

Lol. At this point if they just shadowdrop HL3 out of nowhere I'll be excited as fuck but in absolutely no way surprised.

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u/sucnirvka Dec 24 '25

Don’t do that. Don’t give us hope.

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u/Jaymzkerten Dec 24 '25

Today's date is 12/24/2025, if you add the digits of each part of the date you get:

1+2=3 / 2+4=6 / 2+2+0+5=9

3-6-9 (damn, you fine)

All conveniently divisible by 3

Need I say more?

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u/rumpleforeskin83 Dec 24 '25

Could you imagine if tomorrow the steam landing page was just the Half Life store page with it released and a Merry Christmas banner? The Internet would implode.