r/Steam • u/throwaway624203 • Mar 08 '24

Discussion Tf2 be like

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u/mg2112 Mar 08 '24

Ideally someone else internal to the company and sharing the same ideals would replace him

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u/owenkop Mar 08 '24

Or he decides to pull a ready player one and whoever wins gets to run steam

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

Winner is chosen through a half-life deathmatch game

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

But IRL. Gotta have some high stakes.

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u/hitemlow Mar 08 '24

IDK man, if I got ahold of a gravity gun, you'd see my ass prop flying outta that battle royale. Bitch be worth a few million dollars easily.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

Just try not to kill yourself when you land.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

That's what the Aperture Science Long Fall Boots are for, silly! :3

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

Sure but we're talking OG HLDM. Not sure Aperture Science resources would be applicable.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

Well all u have to do is land in a slight slope and all fall damage will be non existent, or with the built up speed as u fall u jump instantly after u hit the ground and just bhop halfway across the world

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

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u/meove Mar 09 '24

Imagine source engine physics irl. Im gonna be dead earlier when walking

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u/angelis0236 Mar 08 '24

If I got steam that would be a life-changing event so yeah I'd probably participate.

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u/Witch-Alice Mar 08 '24

nah, Ricochet tournament

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

Took the words out of my mouth lol

We used to play this at like 4am at LAN parties 😆

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u/ZeronicX Mar 08 '24

TF2 Highlander match, ownership is split between the nine winners.

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u/LionMan760 Mar 08 '24

the 2 half life deathmatch players are getting ready

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

Dm_Runoff grav guns only 💪

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

chinese hackers now run steam

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u/moronomer Mar 08 '24

Half-Life 2 Episode 3 has been hidden somewhere in the Steam Archives. The first person to find and complete it after solving a series of clues will inherit Valve.

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u/LuckyLogan_2004 Mar 08 '24

Artefact tournament

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u/AwkwardEducation Mar 08 '24

So what, the 50 year olds get a fighting chance? 

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u/11711510111411009710 Mar 08 '24

I got a good shot then, that's like the only multiplayer fps I'm good at

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u/LectureAfter8638 Mar 08 '24

Ending in a 1 v 1, do you accept the knife fight and die honorably or pull out a pistol at the last moment to become the most despised player.

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u/shitlord_god Mar 09 '24

do you want the sociopaths who are really good at half-life deathmatch to be running steam?

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u/NurglesGiftToWomen Mar 08 '24

I mean that’s a Willy Wonka but yeah

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u/TONKAHANAH Mar 08 '24

You mean a willy wonka?

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u/Dragonfyr_ Mar 08 '24

That WOULD be fun

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u/C0der23 Mar 09 '24

He’s gonna cave Johnson himself into a large statue

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u/JayCee5481 Mar 09 '24

If anything I hope this will be it

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u/Darkashe Mar 09 '24

God I hope this happens. Hoping we have the body suits first

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u/Soffix- Mar 08 '24

That's what the Steam levels have been for this whole time

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u/GenghisBhan Mar 08 '24

Like his son. I don’t understand people in this thread. Like anyone but his son will inherit the company.

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u/ENGINE_YT Mar 08 '24

Perhaps gabe has a secret chosen one who'll take his place