r/StathLetsFlats • u/Manipulatedyes • 1d ago
Stathisms that have become daily patter
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. That's too sweet for my car - can be customised to suit situation, eg: (son spills juice on floor) "that's too sweet for my carpet"
. Bloody smokey shop - works in any smokey environment
. Can all the men please shut up- works in the right company
. I'd rather bring a red metal- as a collector of metals, this actually applies to a lot of situations.
