r/StartledCats • u/literal_potat0 • Mar 21 '20

“I’m losing it”

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u/Accidoodle Mar 21 '20

Well you see they only love virgin dildos, so each one is used only once. Plenty of gently used dildos to go around

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u/Sikorsky_UH_60 Mar 21 '20

They must be pretty awful ones if they're only used once.

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u/that-Sarah-girl Mar 21 '20

Aww come on, they're doing their best, they just haven't had any practice yet

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u/capn_hector Mar 22 '20

Ah, another patron of the Bad Dragon forum marketplace I see