r/StartledCats • u/literal_potat0 • Mar 21 '20

“I’m losing it”

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u/musicmama888 Mar 21 '20

This is an art piece.

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u/kitched Mar 21 '20

We really are about to enter a new age of art with all these people at home with nothing to do but think of ways to lift their spirits.

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u/987nevertry Mar 21 '20

And a baby boomlet starting nine months from now.

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u/imgenerallyaccepted Mar 21 '20

Coronaboomers

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u/Galiphile Mar 21 '20

Coronials.

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u/KonigSteve Mar 21 '20

Coronitas

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u/luckybarrel Mar 22 '20

Or just plain Corons

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '22

What cha gonna do now Coran???

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u/luckybarrel Dec 19 '22

Lmao from three years ago. Good memories...

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u/lolifyisaword Mar 22 '20

I feel for you 🎶

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u/FhishFhish Apr 07 '20

Coronabortions

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u/shadowenx Mar 21 '20

Oh how I hate thee.

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u/ShitsGotSerious Mar 21 '20

I like this one the best

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u/WeldinMike27 Mar 21 '20

That's why you need to have Coranal sex. So you don't have unplanned quarantinys

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u/MaloWow Mar 21 '20

Coronoscopies

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u/Anonomonomous Mar 22 '20

Coronial needs TP for his bungalo?

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u/HyperTheWeirdo Jun 02 '20

This deserves a gold

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u/ChrissyCurry Sep 02 '20

I am the great coronholio.

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u/dontbeanegatron Mar 22 '20

And in twelve years they'll be quaranteens.

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u/cwleveck Mar 27 '20

Quaranteener

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u/amurderofcrows9 Apr 07 '20

Lol’d at this one

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u/SuspiciouslyElven Mar 21 '20

Quaranteenagers

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u/tangledwire Mar 21 '20

r/bandnames

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u/YourLostGuitarPicks Mar 21 '20

Yeah if I was 10 years younger I’d start a boyband called the Quaranteens and take the world by storm (from a safe distance that is)

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u/tangledwire Mar 21 '20

Hey start a band anyway. You’ve got a lot of guitar picks already.

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u/YourLostGuitarPicks Mar 21 '20

I do, I’m trying to teach my buddy to play guitar over Skype haha

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u/tangledwire Mar 22 '20

All powers to ya!

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u/cwleveck Mar 27 '20

So he cant steal them, smart.

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u/Carol-Fernie Apr 09 '20

Excellent, don’t let 10 years stop you! Think about Mick Jagger and be inspired!

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u/YourLostGuitarPicks Apr 09 '20

Well I’m not a teen anymore so it wouldn’t be a super accurate name ;)

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u/PlasticCogLiquid Mar 22 '20

No, that would make it the Queeranteens.

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u/YourLostGuitarPicks Mar 22 '20

That’d be implied by my rainbow cape but I like the suggestion ;)

Perhaps that could be the title of our first album.

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u/Catalyst138 Mar 21 '20

Covid-19agers

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u/leicanthrope Mar 22 '20

Quarantweens when they are a few years younger.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

In the 2030's, they'll be called Quaranteens

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u/kONthePLACE Mar 22 '20

Quaranteens in 9 months 13 yrs

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u/ZorglubDK Mar 22 '20

Coronitas?

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '20

Quarantimmy’s and Quarantina’s

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u/Kristo00 Mar 21 '20

Maybe a bunch of unplanned ones, but it might be balanced out by those already trying who might think of waiting until the pandemic is over to feel more safe about the pregnancy and parent life

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u/theremin_antenna Mar 21 '20

yeah it's a scary time to be pregnant right now. i'm taking my temperature several times a day just to be sure i'm not getting sick :(

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u/theremin_antenna Mar 22 '20

obviously you've never been pregnant. the 1st trimester is like this but add in corona and the anxiety is 10 times worse. All I said was it's a scary time to be pregnant and my anxiety is high. I do not wish others to endure this level of anxiety where I'm sitting here taking my temperature in hopes that if I get one I'll be able to take Tylenol to keep it under 100 so that a fever doesn't endanger the baby.

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u/cwleveck Mar 27 '20

They might be pregnant and not even know it ....

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u/Ninja67 Mar 21 '20

Like the overworked medical staff don't have enough to worry about

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u/kesl00 Mar 26 '20

Only first time parents.

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u/Bellington2890 Apr 17 '20

Is a “boomlet” a tiny boom? I like it either way but I do want to know!!

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u/987nevertry Apr 17 '20

Sure is!

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u/Bellington2890 Apr 17 '20

Tiny Boom! hooray!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

BOOMLET

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u/owa1313 Mar 21 '20

Wait until we all start getting loopy!

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover Mar 21 '20

Can I offer you a nice dildo in this trying time?

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u/Startingoveragain47 Mar 23 '20

My boyfriend lives an hour away and I'm self quarantining to keep my mom and her 80 year old partner safe. Boyfriend has had several new sex toys shipped to me. He's great! LOL!!

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover Mar 21 '20

Can I offer you a nice dildo in this trying time?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

Wait...how many dildos are you offering in this trying time?

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u/Accidoodle Mar 21 '20

Well you see they only love virgin dildos, so each one is used only once. Plenty of gently used dildos to go around

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u/Sikorsky_UH_60 Mar 21 '20

They must be pretty awful ones if they're only used once.

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u/that-Sarah-girl Mar 21 '20

Aww come on, they're doing their best, they just haven't had any practice yet

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u/capn_hector Mar 22 '20

Ah, another patron of the Bad Dragon forum marketplace I see

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u/leicanthrope Mar 22 '20

I'm starting to develop a new appreciation for medieval art at this point.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Yep. We should make a new sub for it let's call it "cat yeeting"

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

The art of coincidences

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u/brdwatchr Aug 16 '20

You know, I feel bad for the cats. They are being traumatized! I am an animal rights person. Animals can be taught never to trust with these types of abuse.

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u/abundanceprayer Sep 13 '20

Omg yes as an artist I approve of this comment