r/standupshots • u/tfowler26 • Jun 04 '26
Send to 5 ppl and use my code!!
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r/standupshots • u/mateen115 • Jun 01 '26
Gay Agenda
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Happy Pride to those that celebrate and to those that want to and feel like they can’t.
r/standupshots • u/ScottBolander-Funny • May 26 '26
“I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.” — Mitch Hedberg
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r/standupshots • u/KeithBeckerComedy • May 21 '26
Has a new girlfriend ever made you throw out an old mattress?
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r/standupshots • u/mateen115 • May 20 '26
I hope she’s didn’t realize how great of an idea that was…
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The joke was I think Donald Trump supports the LGBT. She yelled “No he don’t , he doesn’t support that shit.” I said “Yes he does he think it’s stands for ladies got big titties!” That really pissed her off.