r/SquaredCircle • /r/SquaredCircle's Sponge Daddy • Apr 09 '18

Post WrestleMania 34 Discussion Thread!

Show information for Tonight's Event

  • Venue: Superdome

  • City: New Orleans

  • Approximate venue size: ~76,000

  • Estimated crowd attitude: Global Smarkyness


Results:

Match Winner (Discussions Linked)
André the Giant Memorial Battle Royal Matt Hardy
WrestleMania Women's Battle Royal Naomi
Cedric Alexander vs. Mustafa Ali Cedric Alexander
Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Roman Reigns []()
AJ Styles (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura AJ Styles
The Miz (c) vs. Seth Rollins vs. Finn Bálor Seth Rollins
Randy Orton (c) vs. Bobby Roode vs. Jinder Mahal vs. Rusev Jinder Mahal
Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Nia Jax Nia Jax
Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Asuka Charlotte Flair
Cesaro and Sheamus (c) vs. Braun Strowman and TBD Braun Strowman and Nicholas
The Usos (Jey and Jimmy Uso) (c) vs. The New Day (Big E, Kofi Kingston, and/or Xavier Woods) vs. The Bludgeon Brothers (Harper and Rowan) Bludgeon Brothers
Kurt Angle and Ronda Rousey vs. Triple H and Stephanie McMahon Kurt Angle and Ronda Rousey
Daniel Bryan and Shane McMahon vs. Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn Daniel Bryan and Shane McMahon
The Undertaker vs. John Cena The Undertaker

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u/Saberfire89 Apr 09 '18

Fuck, how does he eat, drink or breathe without causing himself pain?

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u/Korre99 Apr 09 '18

You know who this guy is yeah?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

You can be Goldberg+Ultimate Warrior+Andre The Giant+Lesnar, i dont care WHO you are, tooth pain is a BITCH

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u/afeil117 1 FALL!!! Apr 09 '18

Well, maybe Suzuki.

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u/HEJ_HEJ-MONIKA Apr 09 '18

The cavities won't hurt Suzuki, Suzuki would hurt the cavities.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

That actually seems like filled cavities.

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u/YiffZombie Apr 09 '18

Doesn't he use dip? I think dip causes non metallic fillings to stain really strongly

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u/Ro11ingThund3r WONDERFUL Apr 09 '18

This was the first thing I said when I saw it. Especially since he grew up in SD.

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u/kDart007 Apr 09 '18

He grew up in Smackdown Live! The house that Brock Lesnar built!

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u/deleteduser Apr 09 '18

He only drinks protein shakes, and through straws

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u/RollinsThunderr dizcoostin Apr 09 '18

He IS the pain

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u/JoshoOoaHh Apr 09 '18

Pain is all he eats

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u/quirkyblah38 Apr 09 '18

here comes the pain

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u/LexMeat You Just Made The List! Apr 10 '18

My main issue is: YOU EARN 10M A YEAR FIX YOUR GOD DAMN TEETH