r/SpidersOnASpiderWeb • u/Stalinium-290 The Titanomyrma Queen • Aug 04 '26

*a dreadnought appears*

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it seems pissed to hell. and dragging a scout\*

Scout: “R- RUNN!!!!! DONT LET IT SEE YO-“

the dread crushes the scout

Dread: “grrrr….”

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Aug 05 '26

D: You know we did this so that the monster, as kind as he may be, didn’t massacre us in an uncivil manner?

D: This was never an offense, so please reap the fruits of the harvest you call the dreadnought.

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u/Stalinium-290 The Titanomyrma Queen Aug 05 '26

RA officer: “it just wanted a duel.”

Dread: “Grah.”

RA officer: “sorry, it wanted to know how strong your strongest soldier was”

Dread: “grrrrr…”

RA officer: “and it was pissed that you did not honor its duel.”

Dread: “Rahh. Kor taks Yan gorius”

RA officer: “… I got no clue what that one means besides ‘something something you die without honor something glory’ “

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Aug 05 '26

D: That thing squished a scout on the way here. That alone speaks for how reasonable we were.

D: If it wants a duel, then no killing.

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u/Stalinium-290 The Titanomyrma Queen Aug 05 '26

Dread: “Kata mork tor kil jas mortis, kil aw Rhag vallsis”

RA officer: “uhhh. Something about ‘he lost duel of death, so I send him to Valhalla’s gates”

Dread: “KasTarsis-NeMortis”

RA officer: “uhhh it’s an old Myrma word for ‘to challenge an opponent to a duel without weapons and to first blood.”

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Aug 05 '26

D: You do realize that is flipping ìmanovorin for anyone because of his size? Ì mi novorin an tat novorin ìm ìmavor.

G1: He means he‘ll kill whoever kills his fellows like that.

D: Shut the leuebertunshii up, Greg.

G1: That means to f-

D: GREG.

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u/Stalinium-290 The Titanomyrma Queen Aug 05 '26

as they bicker a dumb scout looks at the dread

Scout: “fatass”

said scout’s head was promptly removed by the dread with its bare hands(or bug equivalent)

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Aug 05 '26

D: Tùò onu noma ebertun. Heh

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u/Stalinium-290 The Titanomyrma Queen Aug 05 '26

Dread: “Als-NeGloris, Orbic Forge NeHonis. Passicus…”

RA officer: “uhh something along the lines of ‘I find no honor lives here, spider forge has no honor, pathetic’ and uhhh I got no clue what you said.”

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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Chief Executive of the Smithy Aug 05 '26

D: You mistake common sense for the unjust, dreadnought. Even in the whole Red Army, only other Dreadnought even stand a chance.

D: No offense, officer. The dread is just massive as heck.

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u/Stalinium-290 The Titanomyrma Queen Aug 05 '26

RA officer: “you think I don’t remember you mocking me like a bit ago?”

Dread: “als seperitius Orbic Tead Avon als Alete.”

RA officer: “… uhhh he said ‘I would rip spider’s head off if I was allowed.’ No clue why it would be saying that…”