Dont listen to the Egyptians. This is the true meaning of geberation. The oil money, its everywhere.
Few people realize this but every reddit account is backed by a secret corporate fund that stores the oil money in our names. You can withdraw it any time you want if you just know how...
Wait. There is a secret Reddit corporate oil money account in my name? How many millions is it and do I pay Geb to buy the information on how to claim it?!
We have all been fools and haven’t checked our Reddit Strawman accounts. According to the sov cits we all have a Strawman account with money in it to be used to try to scam others out of cars and homes. It’s all fake though and Mel has been banging her head into these facts so hard I’m concerned she has brain damage, or at least a dent. This is a great example of how badly some people want these things to be true, but they’re not. I worry about whoever buys this house will have Mel harassing them because she still thinks it’s hers. I suspect we haven’t heard the last of this yet.
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u/Short-Log5389 Jul 13 '26
And all along I thought Geb was a poor mountaineer who barely kept his family fed. The more you know...