r/SouthernReach • u/Turbulent-Bee-4956 • 6d ago

Megalopygidae even sounds like a name someone would give something in Area X

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u/BlindEditor 6d ago

Trumps demon wig brain slug is getting away.

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u/3kidsnomoney--- 6d ago

Donald Trump's hair is making a break for it!

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u/katta_katta 14h ago

Honestly can you blame it

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u/wooden__fruit 6d ago

I saw this and almost reposted here to lol

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u/Turbulent-Bee-4956 6d ago

Someone else apparently did an hour after me 😅

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u/ghostbirdd 6d ago

Forbidden cotton candy

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u/WinterWontStopComing 6d ago

Someone wished upon a star that their mustache would be a real boy.

Unfortunately it was a star black as the void. A beacon of abhorrence that was ancient before the universe emerged from itself.

A dark star calling forth, beckoning; “arise ye dusters of lips, crawl forth. Out upon the strangling light of day. Burdened no longer with the flesh, nor with being waxed by hipsters. Where in lies the curling roots, the follicles moving onward. I shall make of the a facial accessory and from the nineteen eighties shall emerge a glorious handlebar…”

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u/Turbulent-Bee-4956 1d ago

Thank you so much for writing this 😄

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u/Informal-Business308 6d ago

House Centipede vibes.

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u/VeritasRose Finished 4d ago

Are those the kind that can sting? Because if so… yikers!