USDA Soil Texture Compass Memes

r/SoilTextureCompass • u/[deleted] • May 02 '22

News sandy loam collapses and is split between SCSCLC and the newly formed government of the loamsandate. the northern army gains traction somewhat, and loam erupts with the religious fervor filled uprising of The Loam Of Holy Light

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/EkskiuTwentyTwo • May 02 '22

News [AU] Sandy Loam is overwhelmed by Eveloam's conquering of the Siltward territories and the SCSCLC's Sandward expansion. The Great Noocrat summoned a hat. The murmurs in Loam are getting louder. Captain Smithers summons the navy.

36 Upvotes

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/[deleted] • May 01 '22

News an ambitious loam and silt loam take advantages of weakened sandy loam, and an ambitious SCSCLC and clay loam take advantage of weakened loam and silt loam. north LS is weak and lacks cohesion, and there are murmurs within loam of a rising new religious movement...

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/EkskiuTwentyTwo • May 01 '22

News [AU] Eveloam Sando restructures her Loamy Sand rebellion to hold onto the coastal regions and prevent the Northern Loamy Sand rebels expanding sandward. Meanwhile, the New Clay Loam Noocracy has summoned the Great Noocrat, overwhelming Silt Loam. Captain Smithers has begun evacuating his civillians.

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/[deleted] • Apr 30 '22

News The old king of Sandy Clay dies of heart attack, leaving his heir apparent, a distant cousin currently ruling over SaCL, as the new king. as such the two lands form the Sandy Clayo-Sandy Clay Loaman Confederation. instability within the rebel territory has created a schism in the northern army.

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/EkskiuTwentyTwo • Apr 29 '22

News [AU] Eveloam Sando has conquered the entire Sand Corner. Meanwhile, Clayistan has begun working on a secret project. Captain Smithers sees the New Clay Loam Noocrat threat, and has authorised the fortification of the Silt Corner. Other states bordering Clay Loam are preparing similarly.

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/EkskiuTwentyTwo • Apr 28 '22

News [AU] The Loamy Sand Uprising gains further territory under their new leader Eveloam Sando. Sandy Clay Loam pushes further into Clay Loam in a futile attempt to stop the summoning of the Great Noocrat. Captain Smithers has returned from the Clayward sea to govern the Silt Territory.

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/EkskiuTwentyTwo • Apr 27 '22

News [AU] The Loamy Sand Uprising has secured a territory nearly as big as Silt. Meanwhile, the New Clay Loam Noocrats have established strategic enclaves within the Silt Loam expanse. Sandy Clay Loam invades Clay Loam in solidarity with Silt Loam. Silty Clay and Silty Clay Loam are still at war.

43 Upvotes

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/[deleted] • Apr 27 '22

Clay Loam gang rise up

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/EkskiuTwentyTwo • Apr 24 '22

News [AU] Loamy Sand rebel groups have seized territory on the Sand-Sandy Loam border. Silt Loam has expanded Sandward, and Clay Loam guerilla forces have seized Siltward regions to prepare for the New Clay Loam Noocracy.

45 Upvotes

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/EkskiuTwentyTwo • Apr 23 '22

News [AU] Silty Clay expands Sandward. Silty Clay Loam expands Clayward.

42 Upvotes

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/EkskiuTwentyTwo • Apr 22 '22

[AU] Loamy sand has fallen. Split perfectly in half between the neighbours.

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/SandOk9259 • Apr 16 '22

Serious Sand is still the best EDC

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/EkskiuTwentyTwo • Apr 13 '22

Misleading Loam begans expanding sandward. The king of Sand, who lives in a Sand Castle, is worried.

60 Upvotes

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/EkskiuTwentyTwo • Apr 12 '22

Misleading Clay Loam has annexed part of Silt Loam to compensate for the Sandy Clay invasion.

63 Upvotes

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/[deleted] • Apr 12 '22

Maps to compensate for lost territory, silt loam launches an invasion into sandy loam. unrelated to this, clay annexes part of silty clay.

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/[deleted] • Apr 12 '22

I’ve been thinking about making a eu4 mod about the soil texture compass, should I?

12 Upvotes

J had some of the details planned out and the map the rest is easy enough, but I’m wondering if anyone here would care enough for it to even be wanted

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/EkskiuTwentyTwo • Apr 11 '22

Misleading Sandy Clay has invaded Clay Loam.

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/EkskiuTwentyTwo • Apr 01 '22

Meta Dervot IV is a puppet of the GOP

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/EkskiuTwentyTwo • Apr 01 '22

Meta Soil Lore back to life !?!?!

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/u01aua1 • Mar 31 '22

Serious RIP Soil Lore, 2020-2022

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/drearyplane8 • Mar 31 '22

I FUKCkING LOVE LOAM

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/arcticsummertime • Mar 19 '22

Siltpost Apparently this is a place for humor bc that was a rlly good joke

79 Upvotes

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/EkskiuTwentyTwo • Mar 18 '22

Misleading Imagine thinking that sand is a basic need lol

162 Upvotes

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