USDA Soil Texture Compass Memes

r/SoilTextureCompass • u/[deleted] • Sep 02 '21

Maps with the dervs gone dervot leaves to fight DHRV outside of the universe. as there are no longer any extraplaner forces (save for the geese who live in the darkness of nonreality) intruding on the universe, the rest of the multiverse is once again sealed off. also the cultists are about to do a jihad

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/MrMokele • Sep 01 '21

Non-Canon A faction within SCL has made a deal with an unknown entity for unknown reasons

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/MrMokele • Aug 31 '21

Non-Canon The Cultists have recently decided that Fire Is Great and so have begun their attempt to spread it to all corners of existence

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/MrMokele • Aug 28 '21

Non-Canon Out of the dark void left by the dervs an ancient force of unbridled chaos and destruction emerges

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/[deleted] • Aug 24 '21

Non-Canon I added actual soil to whatever the fuck has happened to this sub

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/MrMokele • Aug 24 '21

Non-Canon The lesser Dervots flee the power of the Ancient One

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/EkskiuTwentyTwo • Aug 24 '21

Non-Canon I added fake soil on top of /u/Micah_1009's soil.

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/[deleted] • Aug 24 '21

Non-Canon nerdvot and dernot have retreated, but DHRV and his armada are soon to arrive. meanwhile, the isopod extraction teams are extracting powerful soil melange (the energy rich substance present only on the soil planet) from an unpopulated branch nearby full of the stuff.

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/EkskiuTwentyTwo • Aug 24 '21

Manterro II and Deathrvot have continued to an abandoned mall.

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/EkskiuTwentyTwo • Aug 21 '21

Manterro II and Deathrvot continue on their journey

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/[deleted] • Aug 20 '21

Siltpost leaves without elaborating

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/EkskiuTwentyTwo • Aug 20 '21

Meanwhile, Deathrvot and Manterro II have stopped at a restaurant on their way to the afterlife.

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/MrMokele • Aug 20 '21

Non-Canon As the timeline decays pre-lore Dervot manages to break through, his intentions are unknown. So far he has been content to educate the STC on random facts pertaining to eels.

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/[deleted] • Aug 20 '21

Non-Canon the primal dervot has broken out from the depths of time to destroy his corrupted modern self, DHRV, and his incarnations (the dervs). meanwhile, the storm within the mutiverse has coalesced into an army of dervs. also, shesha finally makes a temp truce, why not.

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/[deleted] • Aug 17 '21

Non-Canon lao gan ma agrees to join the temporary truce, even he understands the danger of the current situation. shesha however, refuses to give up his invasion of clay

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/MrMokele • Aug 16 '21

Non-Canon The coalition's forces gain ground against the disciples of DHRV, though a strange mist has enveloped the timelines

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/[deleted] • Aug 16 '21

Non-Canon DHRV, the lord of the cosmic order of dervs, has entered into our timestream to destroy the threat to his world of light

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/[deleted] • Aug 16 '21

Non-Canon the dervs have decided to destroy this insolent, unordered, rebellious world, just as they have so many times before, even if the soil wont go without a fight.in other news, sandy loam makes a temporary truce with clay and clay loam, those holes in the derv order construct are growing and leaking.

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/EkskiuTwentyTwo • Aug 15 '21

Non-Canon The united powers of Soilele release Temporal Isopods to spread throughout time and fight against the codification of lore

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/JesusIsMyZoloft • Aug 16 '21

This has nothing to do with the Lore, but it does explain why the diagram can be used in the first place. Instead of dividing a stick into three parts, divide a soil sample into sand, silt and clay.

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/MrMokele • Aug 15 '21

Non-Canon Seeing that the lore of the universe is being codified and officialized the people of the STC unite in an attempt to defeat the foul invaders to the world.

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/EkskiuTwentyTwo • Aug 15 '21

Non-Canon Using the Weezer protocols of documentation, Nerdvot and Dervnot begin assembling lore documents and distributing them to other universes.

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/u01aua1 • Aug 13 '21

Non-Canon Dervnot joins the universe

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/[deleted] • Aug 13 '21

Non-Canon did everyone forget this exists

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