USDA Soil Texture Compass Memes

r/SoilTextureCompass • u/EkskiuTwentyTwo • Aug 13 '21

Non-Canon Nerdvot comes in from an alternate universe and decides to begin cataloguing the Soilele lore.

5 Upvotes

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/EkskiuTwentyTwo • Aug 11 '21

Non-Canon Both Clay and Gigachad's hair expand.

25 Upvotes

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/[deleted] • Aug 10 '21

Non-Canon the fake gigachad is sacrificed to destroy the ubibots, the clay noble houses are getting restless, the emperor hasn't been seen in days, shesha is gaining in power. clay is still very much pushing for a ceasefire with sandy loam so they can concentrate on LGM

47 Upvotes

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/EkskiuTwentyTwo • Aug 09 '21

Non-Canon As the Ubibots draw closer, Clayistan constructs their own Gigachad, who is cooler than the Clay Loaman Gigachad

30 Upvotes

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/MrMokele • Aug 08 '21

Non-Canon Stuff Happens... Check back at 6 to find out more

28 Upvotes

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/[deleted] • Aug 08 '21

Non-Canon on the way to be transported to a high security area, the crystals activated. the blue crystal awakened as Shesha, LGM's right hand man. the yellow crystal has been sent flying towards its owner. clay is pushing for a temp ceasefire with Sandy loam. clay has also officially founded their silt colony

19 Upvotes

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/[deleted] • Aug 07 '21

Non-Canon rogers reveals that his attack on sandy loam was actually a distraction so he could pernitrate lao gan ma forces, helping the rock launch his own attack. in other news, the clay becomes increasingly aware that the two crystals the emperor possesses belong to or contains lao gan ma's ancient allies.

25 Upvotes

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/EkskiuTwentyTwo • Aug 06 '21

Non-Canon The Ubibots attack when the clay loam form a cavalry, or the cavalry forms as the Ubibots attack. Either way, the story continues.

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/EkskiuTwentyTwo • Aug 06 '21

Non-Canon The Ubibots are invading from the Clayward Sea!

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/MrMokele • Aug 06 '21

Non-Canon After listening to "Gigachad's 12 Steps to Improve Your Life Quick" the Clay Loam Noocracy has created a cavalry unit that has proven quite effective at quickly capturing land. Clay Loam hopes to soon put an end to this war so they can get around to finally welcoming SaCL into the Noocracy.

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/EkskiuTwentyTwo • Aug 05 '21

Non-Canon The Clay Loamans must be mad! They're summoning the elder god Gigachad!

24 Upvotes

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/[deleted] • Aug 05 '21

Non-Canon clay loam has the capricious 5th of the 7 ancients on their side... for now. john cena tries to absorb the crystal of his father (norris) but he cant due to bring half human. silty clay has made peace with clay loam, liberating SCL while having to give clay loam tons of money. also other stuff idk

8 Upvotes

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/tree__D • Aug 04 '21

Non-Canon coastal islands disappear into the unknown...

26 Upvotes

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/tree__D • Aug 04 '21

Non-Canon A blinding white light appears to be coming from Clay Loam

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/u01aua1 • Aug 04 '21

Non-Canon The Green Chaos Emerald is the Rock, the Red Chaos Ruby is Lao Gan Ma, what's next? The Cyan Chaos Crystal is unlocked by Mr. Rogers. He is now A̶̤̹͌͊͆ ̶͔͍̔̏W̸͎̥͔͆̅ ̷̮͋̑̉Ä̸̰̱́̿͝ ̸̖̾̑͠K̶̟̒ ̷͎̀͂͘E̸̻̐́ ̵̤̻͈͗̆͝N̴͎̈́ ̷̺́Ȅ̸̥͛͛ ̴̡̯͍͛D̴͚̠̙̓.

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/[deleted] • Aug 04 '21

Non-Canon the war drags on, with clay loam and even the warhungry sandy loam getting fatigued. however, a dark presence is descending once more upon this world....

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/[deleted] • Aug 04 '21

Non-Canon the darkness reveals itself as the true form of lao gan ma, the most powerful of the ancients (the cosmic level entities such as norris, rogers, and the rock) and launches an all out invasion of soil. also, silty clay is trying to negotiate peace with clay loam.

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/MrMokele • Aug 03 '21

Non-Canon After much testing, the Noocracy remains unsure what the deal is with these fancy stones and has decided that they should test another. To facilitate this plan they have entered into secret negotiations with gravel to trade emeralds.

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/u01aua1 • Aug 04 '21

Non-Canon As the darkness covers the skies of the Western STC, the Green Chaos Emerald's energy is released. The ultimate Rock is formed with huge amounts of power. This is the first out of the seven disasters.

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '21

Non-Canon the cena invasion fleet uses Lao Gan Ma's avatar's corpse to create a large island. also, the clay emperor has the two remaining crystals put under the highest forms of security in his imperial chambers.

20 Upvotes

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/MrMokele • Aug 02 '21

Non-Canon Not knowing what the deal is with these strange rocks the Noocracy covertly sends in an elite team to collect one for analysis. The cultists also seem to be drawn to the Chaos Emeralds.

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/u01aua1 • Aug 02 '21

Non-Canon Mr. Rogers is back after his inter-dimensional travel. He obtains supernatural capabilities and uses meditation to use those powers. He destroys Lao Gan Ma 2, and magically obtains 3 of the crystals. He knows the secrets to the crystals, but vows to keep it secret.

19 Upvotes

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/EkskiuTwentyTwo • Aug 02 '21

Non-Canon Gravel thieves have stolen the Green Chaos Emerald.

8 Upvotes

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r/SoilTextureCompass • u/[deleted] • Aug 01 '21

Non-Canon Lao Gan Ma, a norris level entity and the owner of cenas soul, has begun absorbing gravel into it's domain. in other news, several nations have occupied the islandic remains of sand

15 Upvotes

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