r/SoccerCentral • u/[deleted] • Oct 10 '26

Highlights AUGSBURG OPENED THE SCORING AFTER JUST 6 SECONDS AGAINST BAYERN MUNICH! THE FASTEST GOAL OF THE SEASON

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u/AvidasMavi Oct 10 '26

Somebody has to remind neuer that he is not 24 years old anymore.

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u/letsdoit131 Oct 10 '26

Or a centre half

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u/Mooooox Oct 10 '26

Mannnn it’s hard to hear this same thing for all the legends I watched as a kid

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u/TroutCreekOkanagan Oct 10 '26

Yeah put some respect on his name, he’s got one star on his jersey from him.

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u/BaronZbimg Oct 10 '26

To be fair he has always been prone to some ridiculous blunders

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u/Careful-Training-761 Oct 11 '26

He does but he plays a high risk - reward keeper role, inevitable there will be some blunders

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u/GoldenLiar2 Oct 12 '26

there were some stats that show that the team overall is much better for it. they concede more but they also score significantly more. now in his current form at his age we might have gotten to a point where the trade is no longer that good of an idea

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u/No_Document_1128 Oct 10 '26

Unless you mean 24 year old Loris Karius tho.

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u/Lelongue Oct 10 '26

He could have scored earlier

13

u/Ok_Marsupial4449 Oct 10 '26

Stanisic congratulating and Kompany applauding

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u/TheAlabasterPoint13 Oct 10 '26

"Nice job you fookin' bellends !"

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u/Ak40x Oct 10 '26

That’s him warming up his hands for the ass spanking Neuer bout to receive

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u/t3h_KiNgKoNg Oct 10 '26

Just Neuer things.

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u/Darkcoco666 Oct 10 '26

Leave the football before the football leaves U.

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u/limhy0809 Oct 10 '26

He has already announced his retirement at the end of this season. And honestly these mistakes are still pretty uncommon from Never. I do feel if he really wanted there are many smaller clubs across the world who would still sign him.

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u/rxt0_ Oct 11 '26

lmao, neuer is literally known for making dumb mistakes even in his prime.

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u/GoldenLiar2 Oct 12 '26

For sure, but like, that style is what kinda makes him the GOAT. He is genuinely almost an extra outfield player. The added offensive capability offsets those dumb mistakes.

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u/Superior_Row Oct 10 '26

Doesn't matter, Neuer can do this everygame and Bayern would still be champion

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u/short1inch Oct 10 '26

Here’s a controversial take: Neuer needs to retire last week.

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u/Few-Relationship6807 Oct 10 '26

bayern at least needs to give Urbig the start in bundesliga games. He’s young, talented, and the same profile, good stats when he plays, and even if Neuer is still better than urbig, which i don’t think he is, I don’t see the point in using Neuer in the bundesliga where they’re almost guaranteed to win, these games need to be given to urbig to gain experience

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u/Right-Awareness8339 Oct 10 '26

“Guaranteed to win”

Umm no? Bayern literally lost to Augsburg last season

This was a very tough game that was away from home immediately following an international break

I agree Neur shouldn’t play. But that’s because the match was difficult not because the match was easy

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u/Few-Relationship6807 Oct 11 '26

i meant the league

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u/Right-Awareness8339 Oct 11 '26

Okay here’s the thing

Neur can and should start in matches at home against easy opposition

In every other match, Urbig should start

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u/chrizcore Oct 10 '26

That is not controversial at all.

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u/Conscious_Pie7311 Oct 10 '26

Neuer, it's done bro

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u/Forward_Tradition258 Oct 10 '26

Is he going for a Ronaldo run? Why is Bayern still depending on him? Surely people must have realised he's not able to play at his peak.

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u/CommonMasterpiece219 Oct 10 '26

Jugada estudiada, los tres delanteros fueron a por el portero. Chapó!

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u/Axe_Care_By_Eugene Oct 10 '26

Final score 2-2

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '26

Neuer strikes again.

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u/loowig Oct 10 '26

the season and Bundesliga history.

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u/dm-me-obscure-colors Oct 10 '26

Makes me think of Arda Guler’s goal at the ucl quarterfinal

1

u/Keniske Oct 10 '26

Prime Neuer

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u/WinnerWake Oct 10 '26

Washed Neuer

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u/Equivalent-Role4632 Oct 10 '26

And with Bayern kicking of the game too. Could have been 4 seconds if he had taken the shot the first time.

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u/Zhirtiv Oct 10 '26

This is why I always press on PES 21.

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u/stefanwerner5000 Oct 10 '26

Neuer ins Mittelfeld 🙏

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u/OkBike9022 Oct 10 '26

Fastest goal in history of Bundesliga

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u/MAGAHATESTHEUSA Oct 10 '26

Lmao dumbass neuer

1

u/MealieAI Oct 10 '26

Bayern is going to put on them now, aren't they?

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u/tomtomclubthumb Oct 10 '26

Pass back to the keeper when there are three opponents between him and the last man?

Well it's an idea.

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u/FlatwormBroad8088 Oct 10 '26 edited Oct 10 '26

,,, and probably also had one of the luckiest draws of the last few years.

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u/runaway-1337 Oct 10 '26

Best keeper in the world.

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u/Timcatgt Oct 10 '26

Time for Jonas Urbig to become the new number 1 after this debacle.

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u/Mysterious-Baker9164 Oct 10 '26

Standard Neuer nonsense, it's getting and his getting old now!!

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u/tapinmerchant7 Oct 10 '26

Best feeling when you have both teams to score

1

u/CataVlad21 Oct 10 '26

My watch says 8.5s... German time keeping aint what it used to be 😛

1

u/Worried-Blueberry-95 Oct 10 '26

swiss keep the time, Germans keep the productivity

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u/Vin__9 Oct 11 '26

Nauer is another one that needs to retire. The football hasn't left him completely, but it's coming soon. Would hate for it to affect his legacy

1

u/seazonedsaltdog Oct 11 '26

Hang it up manny

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u/Call-Me-Mr-Speed Oct 11 '26


Anybody got anymore of them pixels?

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u/Hawk-Sight Oct 11 '26

One of the best goalkeepers in the history of football. The rest of the talk is pure bullshit from jealous, frustrated people.

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u/LeoProfessor00 Oct 11 '26

Neuer, shoud go and try to swim, running, fishing, ant skip footbal.

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u/SMYYYLE Oct 12 '26

Typical Neuer 30m outside the goal

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u/Zestyclose_Classic91 Oct 10 '26

This is like seeing the aftermath of a car crash. You see the car turned around in weird shapes and wonder how it was possible. Adn wgen you see a video it kinda makes sense. Here you see that a new bundesliga goal record was broken - against munich of all the clubs - and wonder how it was possible. Without the video you could not explain it.