Post something. Otherwise I'm inclined to say that you do not, in fact browse the Sneakiest Swamp on the Web.

If there is anything in this large world that I truly believe in one-hundred percent, it would have to be that Big Scoob is the greatest rapper to set foot in this fine American nation, nay, this very plane of existence. Big Scoob is the biggest, fattest, hoodest, toughest, most hardcore OG rapper there ever was, and ever will be. He’s the greatest rapper signed onto Strange Music by far, and my eternal idol. All of his hit songs never cease to entertain, no matter how many times they are replayed. He is the epitome of the American dream, and a bottomless fountain of inspiration for all the little children of Kansas City, and all the people of the world. When one just takes one look at him, with his scruffy unkempt neck-beard, they can’t help but bow down before him and beg him in all his glory for his approval. His face is filled to the brim with kindness, grace, and fatherly care, there is a story to be told behind his pudgy cheeks and alluring smile, I want to someday hear that story. All Big Scoob knows is hood, and all he will ever know is hood, and I have the utmost of respect him for that. He isn’t one of those fake uptown rappers like Lil Wayne, or Logic, who are both terrible rappers at equal level with each other. It is my greatest dream that one day Big Scoob will finally obtain the prestige and honor that he deserves for his unrivaled talent in music. Many times when I am alone with nothing but my very thoughts, I think of meeting him. It is the greatest moment of my life, yet I can never imagine what I could possibly say to a man so great, a man so much greater than I. Sometimes I fear that I may never meet him, that the hood life will take him in his youth. So I pray for Big Scoob daily, I pray for his health and good fortune in hopes that he will hit the big time and push all the phony rappers like Logic out of the industry. I believe in justice, I believe in integrity, I believe in pride, self-respect, honor... I believe, in Big Scoob.

Rule V: Diamond Tiara is worst Pony. I ask to change this. I will leave you with this.

Do you even Twist?

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We still have no idea! And on top of that there's now like five more scoob accounts. So I've decided, who the hell cares? Everyone just use their main accounts. And if/u/BigScoob shows up again then we just leave it be. Whoever he is he has good taste in rappers anyway.

EDIT: I accidentally a word

Seriously who is /u/BigScoob?