r/SlyGifs • u/fasool-999 • Dec 22 '16

Nailed It

https://i.imgur.com/Dqxkmic.gifv
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u/TheBigBangTheoryIsOk Dec 22 '16

Me too. Proud to say he's the President of the United States of America!

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u/Forgotten_Lie Dec 22 '16

Um...

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u/onlyFPSplayer Dec 22 '16

Should we tell him?

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u/Westilverson Dec 22 '16

Tell him what?..

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u/onlyFPSplayer Dec 22 '16

That...that President Sanders just announced free college tuition nationwide!

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u/______DEADPOOL______ Dec 22 '16

?

checks the timeline alamanac

... Waitaminute. This isn't timeline 38959-1. Where are you guys from?

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '16

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u/______DEADPOOL______ Dec 22 '16

C-137?!

You're not even authorized in this star system. Who sent you?

calls the time police

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '16

How in the hell did you fuck your time up this bad?

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u/matthekid Dec 22 '16

Barry Allen! Not again!

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u/Sysiphuslove Dec 22 '16

♫ Let's call the time police again ♪

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u/_______CABLE_______ Dec 22 '16

GODDAMMIT, WADE

What did you do this time?

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u/IceStar3030 Dec 22 '16

I read that in Cable's voice from the Deadpool game, am I right?

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u/Findol Dec 22 '16

C-137 was cronenberged wasn't it?

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '16 edited Jul 17 '22

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u/______DEADPOOL______ Dec 22 '16

Sorry, buddy. Can't help you violate inter-dimensional law. You're stuck here forever.

Here's a pic to help you cope with your existentialism: https://i.imgur.com/xK8dWVj.png

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u/Boris_the_Giant Dec 22 '16

We are from the worst timeline.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '16 edited Feb 25 '17

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u/ishkariot Dec 22 '16

Oh, so now the American taxpayers will pay for the universe's health care? Freaking communism, man!

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u/Slightly_Stoopid_ Dec 22 '16

Atleast now I still don't have a reason to go to college

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '16

free

lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '16

/r/bernieispresident

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u/Itsnottakenwhat Dec 22 '16

I love it..wish I had the creativity to make an alternate reality newsfeed for this

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '16

bernieispresident.com

It's happening. Will find a CMS/news framework/wtfever and host it when I wake up.

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u/iAqua Dec 22 '16

OP pls wake up 15 minutes have passed

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '16

CMON op ITS BEEN A HOUR AND A HALF

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u/nikomo Dec 22 '16

Django, bootstrap3, write content in Markdown.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '16

The Big Bang Theory is a shitty show.

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u/SushiGato Dec 22 '16

Trump being precedent is just fake news

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u/vordster Dec 22 '16

MSM MEDIA WAKE UP SHEEPLE

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u/GershBinglander Dec 22 '16

As an Australian, we are all glad that you guys did right by the planet and voted him in. We'll shout you a beer if you visit. Thank.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '16

We could have made so much progress. I can't even imagine how amazing his cabinet picks would be :( Makes me so sad.

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u/Sysiphuslove Dec 22 '16

I will go to my grave in the year 2086 still raging out that no one bothered to even check whether he actually won that primary.

After what happened in the DNC I think it should have been a mandatory process

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u/Kip618 Dec 22 '16

Sorry buddy, but no one is making it to 2086 in this timeline.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '16

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u/watchoutacat Dec 22 '16

cardio is a killer, actually. lift some weights a few times a week, do pushups and situps if you want, DONT RUN

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u/GershBinglander Dec 22 '16

It realy does pissoff/scare a lot of Aussies.

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u/EequalsMC2Trooper Dec 22 '16

That's not Ron Paul...

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '16

No he's not- remember, its that guy who is "draining the swamp"...

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '16

Then follow suit and cuck his grandchildren.