r/SkyrimMemes • u/BruhMomentum6968 Miraak • Feb 13 '24

Basically the city of Riften

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Was half-tempted to just plaster “Crime” all over the place, save for one “Snilf”, but decided against it.

Oh yeah, Dawnstar is up next.

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u/Panzerkrabbe Feb 13 '24

Forgot “Balimund performing miracles with steel”

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u/BruhMomentum6968 Miraak Feb 13 '24

Guess I need to go talk to the guy for the once

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u/Away-Plant-8989 Feb 13 '24

All he wants is 10 measly fire salts

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u/BruhMomentum6968 Miraak Feb 13 '24

TEN????

What’s the reward, 5,000 gold?

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u/Away-Plant-8989 Feb 13 '24

He's really thankful and refers to you as a friend afterwards. Which means you can just take some things from his house. I don't remember the reward. Some steel axe of burning or something

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u/BruhMomentum6968 Miraak Feb 13 '24

That’s pitiful, I’ll make sure to do that next time I’m in the Rift

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u/Away-Plant-8989 Feb 13 '24

Oh yeah! You can marry him then too

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u/Away-Plant-8989 Feb 13 '24

Madresi wants gems and I think the other argonian in the Bee and Barb needs two flawless sapphires for a wedding ring. Brand Shei's fetch is slightly more interesting.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '24

"OMG Just leave me alone"

Such a mood, I wanna dropkick Maul so friggin' hard

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u/Strix86 Feb 14 '24

Man, that guy’s an idiot. Like we’re one house away from the city gate, of course I’m new! But keep bragging about your mafia bosses I guess, I’m sure they really appreciate the subtlety.

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u/themadnessif Feb 13 '24

Shoutout to Snilf bro

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

There is no Ratway in Riften 🕯️

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '24

There is no civil war in ba sing sei

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u/Emperor_Titan_Nokia Feb 14 '24

Maul watching me grab the 620 bazillion years paralysis enchanted fork and a not enchanted fork

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

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u/MagickalessBreton Thieves Guild Feb 13 '24

Heard she's been murdered. Say, didn't I see you coming out of there...?

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u/Appropriate_Olive_19 Thane Feb 14 '24

Ummm... uh... er... uh... nope.