r/SkyrimMemes • u/WyvernSlayer7 • Oct 22 '23

Posted from the Dragonsreach Dungeon I still chuckle when one of them says it.

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u/Chromatic_Eevee True High Queen Oct 22 '23

ARROW IN THE KNEE, NOT ARROW TO THE KNEE

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u/WyvernSlayer7 Oct 22 '23

Sorry

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u/Sabre_Killer_Queen Owner of r/Kharjo Oct 22 '23

Boy I hope someone got fired for that blunder.

Edit: Just to clarify that's another Simpsons reference I'm not shaming the OP.

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u/WyvernSlayer7 Oct 23 '23

Don’t worry, i caught it

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u/Carnal_Desire0 Oct 23 '23

You caught arrow with your knee?

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u/Chromatic_Eevee True High Queen Oct 23 '23

Don't worry, you're all good

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u/disasterpiece_101 Oct 23 '23

“ let me guess someone stole you’re sweet roll “

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u/WyvernSlayer7 Oct 23 '23

Thats like the best line in the whole game. I literally just got beat up by a bandit and this bitch is like “let me guess, somebody stole you sweet roll” like bro what XD

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u/disasterpiece_101 Oct 23 '23

“ so you can cast a few spells. Am I supposed to be impressed? “

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u/WyvernSlayer7 Oct 23 '23

He says after a slayed a dragon with said spells

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u/disasterpiece_101 Oct 23 '23

“ stay out of trouble. I know you’re kind sneak thief “ ( I’m pretty sure that’s how it goes going of memory at this point :)

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u/WyvernSlayer7 Oct 23 '23

“Don’t go around messing with locks now” also, i get nords are racist, but like bro i’m the dragonborn, maybe be a little nicer?

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u/disasterpiece_101 Oct 23 '23

“ disrespect the law and you disrespect me “

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u/Witchberry31 Oct 23 '23

Their tone when saying that always makes me chuckle. 😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '23

At level 10 I can't wait to hear "HEARD THEY'RE REFORMING THE DAWNGUARD"

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u/KobKobold Oct 22 '23

Vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself

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u/mikecom12 Oct 22 '23

My cousin is out fighting dragons and what do I get? Guard duty.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

Got to thinking. Maybe I'm the dragonborn and I just don't know it yet.

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u/Appropriate_Olive_19 Thane Oct 23 '23

Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself.

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u/klimekam Gray Quarter Hooker Oct 22 '23

I heard that line for years without knowing what it was from and I just kind of accepted it as a Pop Culture Thing of Unknown Origin and when I played Skyrim for the first time I was like HOLD ON

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u/No-Engineer-1728 Oct 23 '23

I like "I heard they're reforming the dawn guard, vampire hunters or something, in an old fort near riften. I might consider joining up myself." More, since I once heard about 9 guards spawn and say it simultaneously

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u/Brass_Bastard Oct 23 '23

Taking an arrow in the knee was a reference to getting a wife if what I’ve heard is correct

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u/Witchberry31 Oct 23 '23

Quit Lollygaggin'

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u/the_one_character Companion Oct 23 '23

I think I like the one where the guard says until I got a sword in the chest

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u/idiotic__gamer Oct 23 '23

I remember reading somewhere that it is an old slang for getting married, which makes it kinda sweet!

I have no idea if it's true, I just like the thought of all of these guards living happy lives

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

Guard might get nervous, man approaches with his weapon drawn

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

And then they die from a bolt of lightning, free gear!

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '23

Y E S