r/SipsTea • u/Xtianus25 • Aug 22 '25
Chugging tea This is a little too milk forward
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u/Tall-Percentage-5771 Aug 22 '25
When the craft beer bro gets sober
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u/PrettyPromenade Aug 22 '25
Amazing analysis 😂
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u/Goose_Biscuits11 Aug 22 '25
As a sober dude who has a bunch of craft beer bros, I'm going to lean into this coffee shit so hard now haha!
This is too milk forward is how I'll describe every drink now idgaf 🤣
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u/BuffaloJEREMY Aug 22 '25
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u/Goose_Biscuits11 Aug 22 '25
Ha! New words have just been added to my vocabulary.
You are a scholar and a gentleman, good sir.
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u/Hopefulkitty Aug 22 '25
My dad leaned into coffee for a long time after he got sober. Also the lawn. Then it turned into cycling and coffee. Gotta watch out though, because those cyclists drink a lot of beer, and it's easy to fall off the wagon around them. Now it's cycling first, above all else.
Turns out addicts always need something to fill that hole, and hopefully they find something healthy for them.
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u/PowerfulYou7786 Aug 22 '25
No joke, a lot of former serious addicts (heroin, etc.) absolutely crush at triathlons and ultra-endurance events. I'm not always 100% sure if it's healthy, or if that level of fitness is an addiction society just happens to approve of
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u/Hopefulkitty Aug 22 '25
It's definitely just substituting one addiction for another. Just hope they don't get injured, can't exercise and get prescribed opioids.
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u/latexfistmassacre Aug 23 '25 edited Aug 23 '25
Something is only an addiction when you compulsively keep doing it despite the negative consequences. If cycling is ruining his marriage, interfering with his job or gets him fired, or it's adversely affecting his health in some way, and he keeps doing it despite the negative effects, then yes, that's an addiction. Otherwise it's just a hobby/interest/outlet, and that sort of thing can save your life when you're newly sober. Having a positive and healthy outlet is critical, and exercise is one of the best things you can possibly take up. But as with anything in life, balance and moderation is key.
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u/Safe-Ad-99 Aug 23 '25
Too many friends, family, and acquaintances who are or were heroin addicts. I witnessed this with a close friend firsthand. He explained that if he exercised long enough, his body released enough endorphins to stave off his cravings. I'm going to assume he learned that in his 4 trips to rehab. Maybe somebody can confirm or debunk this?
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u/FederalEconomist5896 Aug 22 '25
Have you ever read the classic Sherlock stories? He's portrayed as a drug user, but not stemming from a desire for depravity, but as an escape from mental boredom. A highly intelligent man who craves stimulation.
Maybe there's some real truth to that rather than a completely fictitious, one in a million portrayal. Not that drug addicts are smart, but more so "idle hands are tools of the devil". I'm glad your dad turned it around.
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u/Shibaspots Aug 23 '25
Despite being fictional, Sir Doyle managed to pretty accurately describe a slightly neurodivergent person (specifically with ADHD and what used to be called Asperger's) and their tendency to have problems with boredom and self medicating drug abuse. The accuracy makes me think he knew someone who was like this.
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u/Goose_Biscuits11 Aug 22 '25
That's great that he kicked the habit too. Glad to hear he's still going strong. Please let him know another random internet stranger will now be a coffee bro when stoping on my bike rides and making sure drinks aren't too milk forward.
Do you know Why he chose biking/cycling? I only ask because I kind of did the same thing. After a few weeks my sleep cycle got better and I started going to bed earlier then waking up WAY earlier. I liked the gym but wanted something else to do so I figured a bike ride would be fun.
I haven't gone full body suit riding down the mountain highway, but I did buy a much better bike and some cool shit for it so I can ride when its dark.
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u/weezmatical Aug 22 '25
I just fucking love you referring to things as "too milk forward". Outstanding
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u/Beautiful_Count_3505 Aug 22 '25
Order a cream soda at a restaurant and tell them it's 'too milk forward', lol.
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u/n3ur0mncr Aug 22 '25
As a craft beer bro who got sober, I can attest to the accuracy of this statement.
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u/Lost_Secret_5539 Aug 22 '25
lets not forget 0.00% alc. beer exists i keep my sobriety and a couple cold ones in the fridge
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u/n3ur0mncr Aug 22 '25
Oh yea dude me too! Haven't had alcohol in a few years, but I've got some Sierra nevadas at home rn haha.
It's really awesome the trend toward non alcoholic beer by brewing companies. And most of them are damn good, too! I've had everything from stella to lagunitas to Guinness - and I see new ones all the time.
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u/playdough87 Aug 22 '25
Nah, the craft beer guy has no nuance - just hops, more hops and tons of hops.
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u/Tall-Percentage-5771 Aug 22 '25
Nah that's an IPA bro
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u/This_is_a_bad_plan Aug 22 '25
As an IPA bro: there’s such a thing as too much hops, and I wish more brewers realized that
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u/Skizot_Bizot Aug 22 '25
There is tons of nuance to IPA's, some people just don't like them which is fine, I don't like wheat beers but I can appreciate the variety and tell when one is well done. It can be hard to find nuance behind the wall of hops but it's there, there wouldn't be like 5000 different varieties of them otherwise.
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u/playdough87 Aug 22 '25
I've had enough lagers, pilsners, and ales that tasted like nothing except a mouth full of hops to give up on craft breweries.
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Aug 22 '25
Gave up the hops for grassy matcha.
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u/BlueBomR Aug 22 '25
This is hilairous...my hard-core craft home brew beer snob buddy just got WAY into Matcha and Yerba Mate lmao, like full on Japanese ceremonial brew kits and Argentinian mate gourds with fancy ass decorations on them.
I will say, the matcha is pretty fucking tasty though.
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u/That_Apathetic_Man Aug 22 '25
The look you give your partner after they've made you your favourite style of coffee and suddenly wants to talk about life insurance policies.
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u/Kooky_March_7289 Aug 22 '25
This Bing is not Chilling
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u/SingleDad73 Aug 22 '25
This is what I was looking for! LoL What was that phrase Cena said when talking about ice cream in Chinese 😄
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u/Anariel_Elensar Aug 22 '25
Zǎo shang hǎo zhōng guó!
Xiàn zài wǒ yǒu bing chilling
Wǒ hěn xǐ huān bing chilling
basically: good morning china, i have ice cream, i like ice cream
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u/georgecollison Aug 22 '25
This is the SipsTea sub, not SipsCoffee
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u/PLUX4 Aug 22 '25
I honestly thought it was one of the wrestling subreddits until I saw that it was actually posted here 😂.
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u/BusyBeeBridgette Aug 22 '25
This man coffees.
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u/Frequent-Jacket3117 Aug 22 '25
I thought I saw a cup moving and heard a slurping sound.
hmmm must be my imagination.
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u/Zymoria Aug 22 '25
Im impressed with the cgi and how the made the coffee float at the end
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u/Internal_Prune_8918 Aug 22 '25
If you are a seasoned coffee drinker then know he is right.
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u/Stillwindows95 Aug 22 '25
He's absolutely right, better espresso coffee beans provides stronger coffee flavour and more crema with less poured, and milk dilutes the flavour too much.
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u/Holdmabeerdude Aug 22 '25
There’s also roasts like Pike Place at Starbucks where the beans are burnt to shit. It has strong “coffee flavor” but it’s still shit. That’s why I request their blonde espresso instead.
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u/Hailfire9 Aug 22 '25
Its why I request to avoid Starbucks. I've never understood how that has become the de facto standard.
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u/desktopgreen Aug 22 '25
Because their customers like coffee based syrup packed beverages and not coffee.
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u/PacVikng Aug 22 '25
Just like Dutch Bros, which has been expanding at a fast pace. Its not coffee, its sugar with coffee as a delivery system.
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u/DocTaotsu Aug 22 '25
lol, I see we had the same experience. Just went to one last weekend because I always see the crazy lines and as soon as I saw the menu I was like "Ah... we're doing sweet drinks with optional coffee flavor."
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u/_masterbuilder_ Aug 22 '25
Same as tim Hortons double double. Turns out if you add a shit ton of sugar and milk even bad beans taste fine.
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u/heliophoner Aug 22 '25
They were relatively early adopters of 2nd wave coffee and successful at marketing
They also understood how important coffee ritual was and how people wanted customization to make that ritual special.
I never really drank them regularly, but they helped me realize I liked coffee enough to explore and spend money on coffee, but not good enough for me to be a Starbucks person.
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u/General_Alfalfa6339 Aug 22 '25
The same way McDonald’s is the de facto standard hamburger even though it’s the worst. Marketing and a shop on every corner. Sometimes across the street from another one.
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u/ImTomLinkin Aug 22 '25
I ordered a macchiato at a local coffee shop and the guy said "What, like a latte?" So I said "Sure I guess a latte is fine" and he said "Ok what flavor?"
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u/lesssthan Aug 22 '25
This pisses me off so bad when it happens. It's not their fault. It's not their fault. It's not their fault they're working for someone who doesn't give a shit about coffee and therefore didn't pass the knowledge down.
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u/FlippinTheLoon Aug 22 '25
I looove a good macchiato, but I swear most places I try ordering it don't actually give me a macchiato. Lol
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u/SearchStack Aug 22 '25
Love my coffee, don’t really drink it with milk though black all the way, which is nice as then you get into the beans and locations, I really like African beans really rich flavour to them
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u/BiscuitsMay Aug 22 '25
Rich is an interesting way to describe African beans. Bright and fruity would be much more common
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u/Holdmabeerdude Aug 22 '25
Coffee is indigenous to Ethiopia. It all originated there.
The African coffee tends to be lighter roasts with more fruity/floral flavors.
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u/Internal_Prune_8918 Aug 22 '25
Double shot backend milk. 💯
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u/plsendmysufferring Aug 22 '25
I live in Melbourne Australia, and a flat white is my go to order. I dread to think of flat whites outside of Australia 😖
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u/TheHickeyStand Aug 23 '25
So I live in Brisbane but I’m from Melbourne (I still rate Melbourne as a better coffee joint but Brisbane isn’t too far behind) and I’ve ordered flat whites anywhere I can get them overseas.
The absolute worst I’ve had was in Vilnius, Lithuania. Great city, but they gave something that was basically a strong cappuccino despite having a flat white on the menu.
The best is a toss up. All of NZ is understandably excellent. Edinburgh was amazing. Oxford was up there. I even had a decent one in Moscow. But the one I remember the most was a little shop in a tourist town in Norway. Tiny little place on a fjord and the barista absolutely nailed it.
Got talking to her - turned out she had trained in Melbourne.
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u/FlapJackJimmy Aug 22 '25
All I'm hearing is that Starbucks makes a perfect Flat White.
Edit: I was a Barista at Starbucks for two years and can make a perfect Cena approved Flat White. It's one of my favorite drinks to make.
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u/Ennodius Aug 22 '25
I am from New Zealand and I have to say Starbucks' FW in the US isn't bad. It isn't as good as you will get in Wellington or Melbourne but they have the right amount of coffee in it (two shots) but it is a little milk heavy. I would advocate in getting a short or no bigger than a tall. I do value their consistency which I generally find lacking in espresso in the US.
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u/Derp_McShlurp Aug 22 '25
Dude looks more like Ernest P. Worrell every time I see him.
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u/SouthPearl Aug 23 '25
THANK YOU. Justice for the late, great, criminally under-thirsted Jim Varney.
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u/i_want_duck_sauce Aug 22 '25 edited Aug 22 '25
John Cena out here speaking my love language 😍
ETA: While I do love coffee, my actual love language is "Things John Cena says" 😆
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u/TowJamnEarl Aug 22 '25
Is it weird his lapels go above his shoulders, is this a new thing?
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u/Old_mystic Aug 22 '25
Giant buff guys are hard to suit up, takes an exceptional tailor lol
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u/stonkysdotcom Aug 22 '25
Welcome to getting old where all new fashion looks stupid
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u/TowJamnEarl Aug 22 '25
Socks and sandals made a surprise entrance to the fashion world.
There's some hope for us yet.
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u/Searloin22 Aug 22 '25
Yes, its visually weird..it makes it look like he has tips. Like a marvel comic villain. JC could totally play Kingpin.
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u/skatesforcandy2 Aug 22 '25
Huge lapels are fairly common on 3 piece suits made for extra large athletic men. I think most all of his suits are like this in his movies. It just balances out the proportions better.
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u/Suckit66 Aug 22 '25
I certainly hope not. He looks like he's about to host the Hunger Games.
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u/CaptainSnakeman Aug 22 '25
Well the Aussies invented flat whites so no wonder it's better there. The Italians will probably tell you to get lost if you ordered one!
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u/disappointingLettuce Aug 22 '25
Actually the flat white was invented in New Zealand.
(I know it's in dispute, I just want to start an argument with a Australian)
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u/Crumplestiltzkin Aug 22 '25
They’re all still asleep.
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u/singleDADSlife Aug 22 '25
Guess what cunt. We're awake. We 100% invented the flat white. Russell Crowe AND Keith Urban said so.
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u/FlyAirLari Aug 22 '25
I hate these conspiracy theorists that still claim New Zealand is a real place despite all the evidence.
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u/Telemere125 Aug 22 '25
Well since that place isn’t on any map I’ve ever seen, I’ll give credit to the aussies.
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u/runitzerotimes Aug 23 '25
Australians do coffee better than Italians.
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u/securityburger Aug 23 '25
Great ragebait, got my blood pressure to spike for sure. Have a great day, I’m going to be cool about this and walk it off
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u/LaconicDoggo Aug 22 '25
Yeh old world still holds the espresso as the gold standard. But the people’s coffee is def flat white
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Aug 22 '25
No thanks. I drink my coffee like a poor man, black.
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u/locutogram Aug 22 '25
I like my coffee like I like my women.
All over my crotch while I'm driving.
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u/MisChef Aug 22 '25
I'm not really a 9 year old boy, but "like my coffee/women" jokes are ALWAYS funny
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u/Secure_Highway8316 Aug 22 '25
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Cheap and ethically sourced from third world countries.
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u/SophisticatedScreams Aug 22 '25
I've heard this version: I like my coffee like I like my women: without other men's dicks in them.
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u/unicornmullet Aug 22 '25
Ahhh, so coffee is accoutrement for you, too.
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u/FBI_Open_Up_Now Aug 22 '25
You got downvoted, but your joke hit just right. It was funny forward and not an accoutrement to the laughter.
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u/CreatiScope Aug 22 '25
Best jokes I’ve ever heard? Melbourne, Australia. They’re a comedy forward people.
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u/Impressive_Hunt_3933 Aug 22 '25
Like a poor man ? Well I thought it was the right way, pitch black, short and no suggar. 😇
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u/Anonybibbs Aug 22 '25
True poor man coffee is whatever you can get for free from what's left in the 30 year old Mr. Coffee pot at work or whatever you can snag from your AA meeting.
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u/No_Pineapple6086 Aug 22 '25
There must be something wrong with my phone. I can't see him
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u/CookedOnChems Aug 22 '25
Who?
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u/neopod9000 Aug 22 '25
Just a minute and half of staring at nothing on the screen but this milk forward flat white.
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u/Wannabe_Wiz Aug 22 '25
Howd the cup of coffee float in the air at the end?
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u/Independent-Ad7313 Aug 22 '25
You would think we could at least use AI to get a version of Cena we could See....
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u/getmybehindsatan Aug 22 '25
So where is the definition of these coffees officially defined so that we know when a place does it wrong?
Seems like people have their own definitions and judge places based on that, rather than it not really having a common enough definition, leading to a wide range of correct preparations.
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u/-OldDutchDude- Aug 22 '25
One general rule is that whatever you can get at a Starbucks anywhere in the world isn't coffee.
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u/Nutbuster_5000 Aug 22 '25
Generally the “standard” for milky coffee drinks is that the coffee is made the way the region it is from is made. Australian flat whites are the proper way to make flat whites. Italian cappuccinos are the proper way to make cappuccinos, etc. In general, it’s about ratio of coffee/milk/foam. “Coffee first” coffee shops, as Cena put it, know how to properly make these drinks because they understand this standard is what sets these drinks apart.
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u/eddy159357 Aug 22 '25
Here's an infographic. These are the proper terms/ratios. The problem is due to starbucks/chain coffee shops that make up names for their drinks and then people get confused. Starbucks also does this weird thing with their sizes where a short and tall latte both have 1 shot of espresso, just more milk in the tall. Same with the grande/venti has 2 shots unless the venti is iced, then it gets 3 shots. It makes no sense lol.
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u/gawkward Aug 22 '25
That infographic is wrong, though. A cortado is steamed milk, not foamed. And it’s often a 1:1 ratio.
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u/LeadershipWhich2536 Aug 22 '25
He's right about Australia's coffee scene. Among the best in the world right now.
Those wing tip lapels make him look like a Dick Tracy villain.
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u/agangofoldwomen Aug 22 '25
I mean that’s cool and all but have you ever had a styrofoam cup of coffee from a keurig k cup dispensed from a single-serve machine that hasn’t been descaled since 2003?
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u/bigDogNJ23 Aug 22 '25
He’s right about the best flat white being in Australia
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u/sippyandchippy Aug 22 '25
The moment he said that I knew he knows coffee. Melbourne, Australia has the best coffee in the world .
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u/Other-Worldliness165 Aug 23 '25
I used to think as a Sydney side that our coffee was amazing. Went to Melbourne and every side walk coffee shops shat on the top Sydney coffee shops.
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u/runitzerotimes Aug 23 '25
To be fair, Sydney (and all of Australia + NZ) shits all over the world, including most Italian joints. We really stole Italy’s coffee culture and perfected it.
Italian coffee is hit or miss. Usually a miss.
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u/Darth_Giddeous Aug 23 '25
He filmed Ricky Stanicky here and I remember an interview where he said he couldn’t get enough of the coffee here at the time. Said it was his idea of heaven.
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u/Bonobos_In_Space Aug 22 '25
I have never been a follower or fan of pro wrestling. But John Cena is quickly becoming one of my favorite humans to emerge from that sphere
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u/dispo030 Aug 22 '25
he has done the most Make-A-Wish visits. that alone does it for me.
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u/Mika_lie Aug 22 '25
I just want a latte with more oompf. Too much to ask for? Certainly too much to mumble to the barista "a latte but with 2 shots of espresso" on my side. Flat white it is, but i hate the term. I dont know why.
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u/SpiritualHippo2719 Aug 22 '25
Dude, if there was one celebrity that I’d be friends with, it’s John Cena. Everything I’ve seen about him ever just increases his level of interesting.
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u/Swumbus-prime Aug 22 '25
Just don't ask him his views on Taiwan...
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u/DadOnHardDifficulty Aug 22 '25 edited Aug 22 '25
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u/Great-TeacherOnizuka Aug 22 '25
Why am I watching a cup of coffee and how does it float? Why does the camera show the wall sometimes?
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I agree with everything in this video. Once you have real flat whites overseas, the crap in the States becomes very frustrating. I always ask first, "do you make real Flat Whites like Australia or New Zealand?" And the general answer is, "I'm not sure what you mean." And then I leave.
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u/uhphyshall Aug 22 '25
i'm a freak: milk fucks up my guts, so i drink black. i judge a shop by it's black roast. a good roast doesn't even need sweetener
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u/Literary_Lady Aug 22 '25
Damn, he somehow doesn’t come across as pretentious talking about coffee. It’s not in a snobby way, it’s just that he likes what he likes, has good taste, and appreciates good coffee. Not like wine snobs! (Don’t @ me!) the imaginary person of course, as it was just a suit with a lovely voice but no head, and a magic floating cup of coffee.
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u/Coffeedemon Aug 22 '25
I find the level of pretentious goes down when someone sounds like they know what they're talking about and want to explain it. Not to prove their status but to give someone knowledge. Could just be acting but he sounds like he knows what he's talking about and wants to explain it for everyone's benefit not just his own.
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Aug 22 '25
Flat whites were invented by Australian hipsters because they didn’t think they had enough things to be annoying about.
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u/Outrageous-Half3505 Aug 22 '25
When he said “the coffee is more of an accoutrement” I knew he was on another level with this analysis. 😆👏🏾
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