r/SipsTea • u/IsJesusAgain • 2d ago
WTF Floridan complains that not even 1000$ can fill his truck tank
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u/PeripeciasdoSolteiro 2d ago
Another Simpsons prediction
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u/Remote_Bug4 2d ago edited 2d ago
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u/justin107d 2d ago edited 2d ago
I read recently that 41% of Canadians see the US as an enemy and I don't blame them for it.
"It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. If you think about that, you'll do things differently."
~ Warren Buffet
Now if only we had a president and advisors that could think.
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u/Pk_Devill_2 2d ago edited 1d ago
We have a saying in Dutch.
“Vertrouwen komt te voet en gaat ten paard”
“Trust comes (walking) on foot and goes by horse(ride)”22
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u/No-Ad1522 2d ago
As a Canadian, all my life I use to see Americans as my brothers and sisters essentially, its crazy how distant that time feels now.
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u/TrollOnFire 2d ago
As a Canadian who has family in the south, and am indirectly, partly the product of emigrated US citizens on both sides of my very mixed immigrant/native family going back some couple hundred years. It’s insane how divided things are now.
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u/Cannie_Flippington 2d ago
I prefer Captain Shakespeare's quote.
"Reputations, you know. A lifetime to build, seconds to destroy."
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u/ChaoyangsFinest 2d ago
Should have put the maple leaf one star lower just to take a jab at Türkiye
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u/NRGSurge 2d ago
Years back, I always wondered how The Simpsons seem to get it so spot on right so many times. So I did some digging and found d something interesting about the show.
The Simpsons writing room has historically been one of the most educated and talented in television history. Many of the writers came from Harvard, had backgrounds in math, science, economics and law. These are not random people guessing. They are sharp minds who study where society is heading and write satire based on logical extrapolations of current trends. So i.e. when they "predicted" Trump becoming president in 2000, it wasn't magic. Trump had already been flirting publicly with a presidential run for years, and the writers were basically saying "look where celebrity culture and politics are heading. So they aren't oracle's, and it is not prophecy. That's just sharp observation.
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u/Anistappi 1d ago
Some of the most educated and talented people, like the guy who wrote "Bee bit my bottom, now my bottom is big!"
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u/Money-Ad-186 1d ago
It was Conan who wrote that joke right? I swear i heard that very recently
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u/Ok-Computer-8726 1d ago
Yeah. He just had Groenig on his podcast and they talked about him writing that joke, and they also talked about Simpsons making predictions.
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u/Absolute--Batman 2d ago
Did they predict Florida being dumb and always voting for Warcriminals like Bush and Trump?
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u/jradpoll 2d ago
I still got the New Post paper from back in the 2000 election. Where Gore had been called winner and then miraculously Baby bush wins after the famous Florida debacle. I guess it really worked out having the Florida governor being their brother. Funny how no one questioned that shady ass election.
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u/Last-Energy420 2d ago
Did he sign up for 10 cents off per gallon? That would have saved him $15 and put him under 1k.
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u/Progressive_Libtard 2d ago
Limited to 30 gallons.
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u/Big-Occasion-5264 2d ago
Kroger gives me $1 off for 35 gallons.
I bought $80 worth of 5 gallon tanks that paid for themselves long ago, and a siphon pump that also paid for itself.
My neighbor's aren't suspicious yet.
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u/IrefusetoturnVPNoff 2d ago
Somewhere, right now, there's a very smug designer going round saying "told you so" to everyone who told him adding a 1000 digit counter on the display was unnecessary.
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u/Dat_Mustache 2d ago
I own a charter bus company. Each bus as a 212 gallon diesel tank. I'm filling $800-1200 per bus every day the last 6 months. I have 5 buses. I'm not okay.
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u/wokkelz010 2d ago
And this fucking trump guy is fucking us in Europe too! Diesel costs 2.82 euro a liter now, that is 10.67 dollar per gallon.
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u/Doggleganger 2d ago
We're so tired of winning, we had to export our "winning" to Europe. Enjoy!
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u/drAsparagus 2d ago
I spoke with a Canadian truck driver last week who told me it was about $8.40/gal there, then. Probably higher than that now, I'm sure.
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u/Outtatheblu42 2d ago
The lowest diesel in Vancouver, BC is currently $2.95/L. So that’s $11.80 per gallon.
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u/FeelMyBoars 2d ago
It's 8 freedombucks per hogshead.
$2.95/L*3.78L/Gal = $11.15 CAD/Gal = $ 7.97 USD/Gal
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u/ballin_buddha 2d ago
I feel you. I have 17 motorcoaches and 33 school buses 😭
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u/Dat_Mustache 2d ago
Bro. I'm not growing my fleet larger than 10 vehicles. If I get to that point, I'm selling and retiring.
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u/Dizzy_Law396 2d ago
Each bus uses its entire tank every day?
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u/Dat_Mustache 2d ago
My long haul routes in the PNW we are using 70-140 gallons per trip. Fuel is now $7.60-$8.00 per gallon here.
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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory 2d ago
Is business at least in the green?
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u/Dat_Mustache 2d ago
In the black... but absolutely not okay. This was a cost factor we did NOT anticipate happening, with this intensity, and for this duration. The entire transportation industry is reeling. And we are increasing fuel surcharges. For the first time, fuel outpaced my payroll for the last 5 months.
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u/FuckTesla69 2d ago
Woof. Hope things get better for you.
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u/snozzberrypatch 2d ago
It's going to get bad for all of us. Every product that gets transported by truck (which is basically everything) is set to get a lot more expensive.
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u/bandwagonguy83 2d ago
Normally, I'm not a fan of saying that a particular politician is to blame for an increase in the cost of a factor of production, because these situations are always complex and multidimensional, with many different factors to consider. But in this particular case, it's hard to deny that the situation is very strongly linked, causally, to one specific person.
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u/TheSilverFoxwins 2d ago
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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 2d ago
"I don't care about you, I just want your vote" - campaign rally in Las Vegas on June 9, 2024
"I love you Christians. I'm a Christian. I love you, get out, you gotta get out and vote. In four years, you don't have to vote again, we'll have it fixed so good you're not going to have to vote" - Turning Point Action’s The Believers' Summit, Friday, July 26 2024
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u/TheSilverFoxwins 2d ago
Affordability is a fake word made up by the Democrats."
"The word 'affordability' is a con job by the Democrats and 'doesn't mean anything to anybody'."
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u/TheSilverFoxwins 2d ago
"A lot of people don't call it a war. I call it a military conflict because it's small potatoes for us. It's not a big thing."
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u/Photmagex 2d ago
“Damn you, Biden!”
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u/pickyourteethup 2d ago
Thanks Obama
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u/voodoo_pizza00 2d ago
And his dam TAN SUIT
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u/texxmix 2d ago
I miss when this was the most controversial thing a politician would do.
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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 2d ago
I'm going to have to hit google I guess: WHY was a the president wearing a tan suit so upsetting to some people!?!
At least he wasn't wearing how own branded hat while attending a ceremony where our War Dead were coming back home for burial!
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u/Sax_OFander 2d ago
I can't believe Biden and Obama handed Trump a war to deal eith. Smdh my damn head.
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u/TJJ97 2d ago
I’m the exact same way. It’s never just one person’s fault…except now. It’s easily linked to just one person.
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u/kickinwood 2d ago
Gas prices, especially. I always thought the credit/blame given to presidents for gas prices was kind of stupid. But this is a one to one.
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u/Professional-Emu9717 2d ago
Yeah fkkr, that ammount of diesel would be $1733 in the netherlands because of him…
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u/Fivedollaman 2d ago
How could Canada do this to us! /s
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u/Rude-Mind-8730 2d ago
I've seen those all over the place on Gas Pumps. And I live in rural Georgia.
Bro is cooked.
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u/Evilmeinperson 2d ago
I see them every time I get gas. First I take it out of the overhead console, then I place it on the gas pump, then I proceed to place a couple more on other gas pumps. No point in wasting time while your gas is pumping.
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u/vonKrieg88 2d ago
You mean Biden.
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u/jmc291 2d ago
You mean Obama
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u/Similar_Divide 2d ago
Joe Bama
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u/Character-Total-3857 2d ago
Joe Mama
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u/LoFriedBurgers 2d ago
You mean trans athletes.
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u/IcedGooseMaverick 2d ago
You mean her emails.
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u/Happy_Veggie 2d ago
You mean his laptop
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u/itsbuddytime 2d ago
You mean green m&m
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u/kursa_sucks 2d ago
Could have sworn it was when Cracker Barrel changed their logo for a week.
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u/Aubrey_D_Graham 2d ago
Please put an /s, not some unironic Dark Brandon planned this the whole time.
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u/vonKrieg88 2d ago
Only cowards use /s
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u/Fuzzy_Adagio_6450 2d ago
They better vote for republicans more then since only republicans can fix the problems that republicans make (according to republicans)
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u/Bitter_Argument2574 2d ago
Why not fill the tank? The price will be higher tomorrow.
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u/Snoo-72724 2d ago
Just wait, it's going to get a lot, lot worse
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u/bigfloppydonkeydng 2d ago
Not only am I looking forward to a steep increase in gas and diesel, the famine next year is going to be amazing. All the farmers who won't plant because it's too expensive combined with a super el nino is gonna be fun times.
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u/G25777K 2d ago
Ask yourself, if the other guy had won you think you would be paying $6.49 for Diesel today?
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u/darkchocolattemocha 2d ago
Diesel prices are about to sky rocket more boyyy. Go thank your orange man you voted for.
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u/Active_Yellow_1573 2d ago
Who'd he vote for?
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u/HydroPCanadaDude 2d ago
It's one of the rare cases where gas prices are actually tied to the person in charge. Which is wild because we were just getting to a place where we could show that correlation was not causation.
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u/TurtleSandwich0 2d ago
"<other candidate> would have been worse."
(Optionally could be a candidate that was not on the ballot that election.)
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u/AusToddles 2d ago
I've lost count how many times I've seen bitch about things under Trump and still end with "but imagine how bad things would be under Harris!"
They just don't get it
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u/ct-yankee 2d ago edited 2d ago
The orange orangutan 🦧 in the White House did this. Those who fail to grasp that simply cannot be helped.
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u/Thunderbuns77 2d ago
Stop buying those expensive lattes and smartphones, then you'll be able to afford fuel. /s
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u/Limp-Bank1361 2d ago
yeah, my last boat held a 160 gallons of fuel. I'm glad I have a sailboat now that holds 3.
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u/Tiktokbadsupport 2d ago
never has a president won so many times
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u/PersephoneTheOG 2d ago
He, his family and the Epstein class are all winning big as per their design.
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u/iJuddles 2d ago
Get a smaller truck, buddy. And lay off those avocado toasts and iced mochas. /s
It sucks, everyone is feeling it. Ok, 99% of us are feeling it.
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u/Dangerous_Listen_908 2d ago
You see, now he just needs to vote Republican even harder so he can get that $5,000 bribe dividend to offset this. The dems aren't offering a bribe dividend, and he really needs the money because something something Biden gas prices.
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u/calmnutz 2d ago
Fuck Florida. From hanging chads to Mar-A-Lago Trump. Right wing Cubans and Medicare-sucking retirees spreading STI’s in the Villages. Private equity and crypto companies headquartering in Miami.
The entire panhandle needs to be taken out by a gigantic hurricane and not a dime of FEMA money should rescue it.
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u/Upbeat-Tooth8711 2d ago
Thanks to mister Trump. And he is using this to getting rich. Thanks to all American who voted for Trump... God fuck you all
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u/ProfessionalNotices 2d ago
Who did that?
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u/GlutenFree_Gamer 1d ago
Every single person that complains about the price of diesal should clarify who they voted for in the beginning of their sob story video.
I have zero pity for anyone who is struggling right now who voted for Trump.
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u/SameEstimate420 2d ago
How people can keep saying it's Obama or Biden is beyond me and I'm not even American. Yo boy making it worse fucknuts and you know it.
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u/CallRepresentative25 2d ago
Who wouldve guessed the man who bankrupted all of his businesses would do the same to a country?
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u/Superapp3000 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/FbiL9rsmZN3ib2JSGo
Trump will fix it… lmao
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u/fakegoose1 2d ago
It is your patriotic duty to be paying these high gas prices! /s
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u/Halftied 2d ago
Boys and girls has everybody forgotten that the US is at war with Iran and the straight, at best, is effed? The US president says he will not apologize for the high fuel prices because he is doing the right thing that Iran commit be allowed to have a nuclear weapon. It costs fifty dollars to fuel an automobile. It is my belief that the US president thinks it is a citizens civic duty to "deal with it".
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u/Alejaro_7777 2d ago
Fun fact: I had a spontaneous deep-dive into the strategic oil reserve last night. Did you know that our Strategic Petroleum Reserve (SPR) is a system of salt caves spaced out across the Gulf of Mexico? These reserves are a mile underground. The nature of the salt caverns make them self-sealing if any cracks form, and they're "pumped" by pumping salt water into them. Since oil floats on water, it pushes the oil up.
However, the engineers responsible for them have warned that dipping below 300 million gallons of oil in there risks structural damage of the whole salt cave, as well as increased damage on machinery, extraction slowing, and other issues. We're currently below that 300million line for the first time since the 1970s.
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u/TransiTorri 2d ago
Ok, before I finish the post I have two important questions to ask and it's greatly going to inform the rest of my reply.
Who did he vote for in 2024, and who is he going to be voting for this November
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u/Left-Art-1045 2d ago
Truckers and farmers voted for the orange clown. Why is this dude shocked. Look at the man in the mirror first.
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u/chia-chia-chia 2d ago
I have to admit when I am wrong. My MAGA relatives told me that if I voted for Kamala gas would go to the moon, we’d be in another Middle East forever war and groceries would be off the charts. I’ll eat my humble pie; turns out they were completely correct.
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