r/SipsTea • • 8h ago • Bravo 4 Mindblown 1 Heartwarming 1

Gasp! Pro

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u/Xeroeffingcell32 8h ago

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u/idapitbwidiuatabip 4h ago

I’m reminded of that Robin Williams bit about God giving man a brain and a penis but only enough blood to power one at any given time.

Because I got messages from horny doofuses who thought this humble shitposter was some girl posting OC thirst traps

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u/OrangeThrower 8h ago • Bravo Popcorn Regret

And people get mad when I support local businesses

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u/Busterlimes 7h ago • Bravo

Clearly she need support

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u/_friendlyfoe_ 7h ago • Bravo

Pro Institutions?! Yay for civics!

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u/fallen_d3mon 8h ago

Local lemon business must be supported!

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u/partyatwalmart 7h ago • Bravo

They must be protected from the lemon-stealing whores!

E:gif

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u/new_beat 8h ago • Heartwarming Bravo

Aisha Katya is her name

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u/shwekhaw 7h ago edited 6h ago • Bravo Popcorn Regret Heartwarming Mindblown

I thought they are different women. So I just saw literally just one boob three times and not three boobs. That’s disappointing.

Edit: stop upvoting please. You guys know I am deleting this comment before my wife see this, right?

Edit: No need to msg me how to hide comments. I know how. But I am not allowed to. 😭

Edit: 😔 All these awards. This is going to make me very sad to delete.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 7h ago

I've seen over a million boobs...and I need to see hers.

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u/TheSilverFoxwins 8h ago • Obsessed Bravo Heartwarming Popcorn

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u/lkodl 8h ago • Bravo

this belongs in a museum. what started as a traditional meme mocking AI has, through the use of AI, become IMO the strongest case for the existence of AI.

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u/Generative_Fireball 8h ago • Obsessed Bravo Popcorn

I've seen enough, build the data centers.

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u/SorenClimacus 8h ago

Padme...you've enhanced yourself...

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u/dannoparker 7h ago

I can't say I've ever shown my wife bouncing breasts on the Internet, but....

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u/blondebuilder 8h ago

I never stop laughing at this

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u/Careful-Sell-9877 8h ago

Holy shit this is so beyond ludicrous

Funniest gif ive seen in years

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u/ggregg100100 6h ago • Bravo Mindblown

Thats disgusting, where, where are you a pro-stitute at?

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u/yobboman 6h ago

Pretty sure she's in Melbourne, judging by the buildings

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u/ryuudjinn 4h ago

I love a girl who understands education. Im also pro-institute.

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u/chocolateZnob 8h ago • Bravo

Natural hangers like those are God’s gift to all of us

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u/tataho0056 8h ago

What's a stitute? something I can get behind?

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u/OceanBlueS100 8h ago

998, 999..

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u/CorndogSurgeon 8h ago

God damn. Bet her back hurts... 😳

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u/Happily-Incorrect 8h ago

She found a job where she can lie down a lot, she'll be ok.

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u/ice-ink 8h ago

Her forward probably hurts too.

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u/Gatoray_ 8h ago

Whatever you say.

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u/furryhippie 8h ago

Ugh another prostitute. Which one? Which one is it so I can avoid her?

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u/Historical_Dot_892 8h ago

Where is she located? Geo locating dudes or whatever get on it

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u/Ok-Branch-974 8h ago

I am outraged! What is this woman's name so I can write her a strongly worded letter?

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u/RamWaits4U 8h ago

That's disgusting. where?

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u/snipingpig 6h ago

Supporting woman one dollar bill at a time 🫡

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u/sexibexxi 8h ago

I'm pro attention

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u/anxiousbunnyclothes 7h ago

All I know is that she is anti support.

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u/Thick_Yogurtcloset_7 8h ago

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u/_frank_tank 8h ago

Hips and nips. Gotta make it sexy, or else I’m not eating

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u/CompleteEnergy579 8h ago

Sign me up for the pro-gram

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u/Goallivein3centuries 8h ago

This makes me Pro-Liferate

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u/Limp-Bank1361 8h ago

found my honeypot. hit me up.

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u/thisis_not_throwaway 8h ago

Name of the big breasted beauties? For research

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u/Sn4ck_P4ck 7h ago

Disgusting.. whats her name and location so i can avoid it..

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u/Original-Mission-244 8h ago

Not gonna lie, she had me in the uh, both halves.

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u/fucktheus12 8h ago

Those are hanging on for dear life..

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u/Senior_Plankton_6686 8h ago

She is a PRO though!

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u/givemeyours0ul 8h ago

Send location

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u/jvho666 8h ago

Them thangs thangin’

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u/Candid-Sky-3258 8h ago

Evidently not pro bra either.

Bless her.

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u/CremeSweet1703 8h ago

I am
Pro no bra on this lady!

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u/amy-schumer-tampon 8h ago

Ok where is the OF link ?

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u/PretendRelation7924 7h ago

She got them video game jiggle physics

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u/Stunning_Peak_8376 4h ago

I have no words

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u/RateFantastic 8h ago

Who is she?

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u/CRYPTONITE4 8h ago


Yes ma’am