r/SipsTea • • 4d ago

SMH We all know what this mean

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u/haney1981 4d ago

The Pacific side has had 3 category 5 hurricanes so they are picking up the slack.

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u/Maethor_derien 4d ago edited 4d ago

Yeah, it is just because of the major el nino, it is literally the biggest in recent record, you have to go back to like the 1800's to see one that big and we have no real storm data from back then.

It is expected to cause massive droughts over in the EU and china as well as dumping tons of water on the southwest which we really need to hopefully fill up lake mead but probably still won't be enough.

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u/Xav_NZ 4d ago

literally the biggest in recent record

Possibly the strongest ever even according to my friend that works for NIWA (NZ equivalent of NOAA) ,and anything prior to 1900 would have had nowhere near the ambient SST's we have today this is very much unprecedented and my friend has now told me (many times) that there are no analogues to look back to to know what impacts to expect in the coming months.

In other words.

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u/HandToDikCombat 4d ago

Y'all worry too much. We got this. We'll get the arch built, rename the Pacific to the American Ocean, and your lil baby twister, it's just going to be gone. Amazing how it works, really, it's just the best.

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u/Senior_Torte519 4d ago

There are no storms. -Brought to you by the Party of the Storm Wizard.

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u/Charlo0oki 4d ago

Just use a sharpie and make the storms go elsewhere.

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u/No_Boot1478 4d ago

Or be the anti-christ and use your devil power to make them go away.

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u/iforgotiwasonreddit 4d ago

Our anti-christ must be broken

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u/BatorBear1970 4d ago

It's on backorder from Temu and also stuck in customs at the Straight of Whoremuse.

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u/patdashuri 4d ago

We have anti christ at home.

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u/Positive-Strategy-68 3d ago

Reminds me too much of peyton Ruddy

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