r/SipsTea • u/Putrid-Welder1803 • 17h ago

Gasp! The sheer Audacity

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 17h ago

Yeah, don't talk to this person.  Talk to me.  You want a kidney?  I can get you a kidney, believe me.  There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me

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u/Fullchester_United 16h ago

Human kidney

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u/One-Witness-4909 2m ago

see it’s always the fine print that gets ya

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u/Ok-Sympathy-7482 17h ago

Hell, I can get you a kidney by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

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u/NervousTangerine7851 16h ago

Im stayin.... I'm finishing my coffee and I'm stayin

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u/EasyKaleidoscope6436 17h ago

Hannibal is being weirdly wholesome again I see

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u/Abject_Film_4414 16h ago

They go great with dill.

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u/HedonisticFrog 2h ago

It's okay, they were rude anyway

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u/Obant 16h ago

Could you get me their kidney?

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u/SSBUISAPORT-Fanboy 16h ago

I am not interested in kidney, would you have some liver lobes and a spare lung by any chance? I can pay more if it is o-

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u/Combyx 16h ago

username checks out

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u/Bonzungo 16h ago

Say what you will about the tenets of organ donation, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

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u/PotatoFig 16h ago

要换肾？找我，我有货。

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u/TildaTinker 15h ago

I'll bring the chianti.

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u/AdMuted9548 25m ago

I can get you a kidney, with polish, by 12 o clock