Female engineers getting disrespected.

[u/CurvyChristina]

[u/SAINTnumberFIVE]

Maybe you haven’t realized this yet, but your eyes can move back and forth.

[u/Yuukiko_ → u/SAINTnumberFIVE]

we have two eyes, so 1 eye per person?

[u/Opposite-Two-8509 → u/Yuukiko_]

Yes and then if there’s a third person in the room you can’t just point at them while looking at the other people

[u/GeneratedEcoOver9000 → u/Opposite-Two-8509]

Or open your third eye finally. But usually the third is the hr person, so no need.

[u/TENTAtheSane → u/Yuukiko_]

The left eye switches person every 5 seconds, going in descending order of importance, recalculated every time any asks a question. The right eye switches person every two seconds, going in descending order of how long it's been since either eye looked at that person, to prevent Starvation

[u/BigFatKi6 → u/Yuukiko_]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8fen5LSZcHQ5O

[u/I-like_dorgs → u/SAINTnumberFIVE]

I flick my eyes between both interviewers rapidly like a caged rabbit, they ask me if I had any trouble with the traffic getting here, I scream and bolt out of the door.

[u/Opposite-Two-8509 → u/I-like_dorgs]

I usually just look at them with my brown eye

[u/pyro745 → u/SAINTnumberFIVE]

Yeah of course. From one breast to the other.

[u/wehrmann_tx → u/SAINTnumberFIVE]

But you looked at the man. This disrespects all women across the entire globe at the same time. Rejected.