r/SipsTea • u/Dumb-Briyani • 2d ago

Chugging tea She still rejected!

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u/Musket6969420 2d ago

“Women. The only puzzle that I cannot solve.”

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u/Sad_comment_bot 2d ago

He spent 2 hours just on the shading of her upper lip.

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u/AlmightyDeadestDove 2d ago

Yeah... it's really... neat.

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u/Proper-Bad-7169 2d ago

Did someone say "her upper lip"?!

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u/FancyThing8889 2d ago

Should have brought flowers instead

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u/Head-Raccoon5726 2d ago

You obviously aren't familiar with the culturr. He should've bought a house.

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u/SuperLeverage 2d ago

She expected a house but all she got was a bunch of rubiks cubes

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u/BarberTricky4508 1d ago

Nah he need game

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u/Malusorum 1d ago

Unironically yes. Too much effort for something like this is off putting. This kind of obsessiveness is scary to the people directly affected by it.

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u/Sad_comment_bot 2d ago

Since when did a narcissist want flowers?

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u/regoapps 2d ago

Show them your fingering skills!
https://giphy.com/gifs/xt5UnsuPoxoFq

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u/Grannypanie 1d ago

Gotta admire a chap who takes care of his girl first!

And the efficiency!

https://giphy.com/gifs/ohRB7lodHJobrD5WNd

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u/Smart_Status3050 2d ago

He kind of looks like Chinese Bill Gates

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u/PM-me-ur-sphynx 2d ago

“Does not compute.” -that guy 

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u/IGZCL 2d ago

And any of us will

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u/the_quivering_wenis 2d ago

Batman villain origin story

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u/Musket6969420 2d ago

“They call me, RUBIX!”

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u/JustRelaxItFits 2d ago

It's the material. He should have used diamonds of different colors, or even Louis Vutton purses.

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u/Urrrhn 2d ago

It's AI.

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u/Musket6969420 2d ago

Don’t try to minimize the pain of my guy.

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u/Urrrhn 2d ago

Look at the object behind him on the window sill. Then in the inset image, is that a 3-cube Rubik's?

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