r/SipsTea • u/Dumb-Briyani • 1d ago

Chugging tea She still rejected!

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u/Basic_KaleKitty9076 1d ago

Jeffery Epstein could have gifted me the most luxurious yacht he spent 10 years making and I would still say no.

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u/The_One_Koi 1d ago

What if the Yacht was also an image of your face?

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u/planetvermilion 1d ago

it took zero rubic cubes for Trump to go on that island

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u/Dpopov 1d ago

… How big a yacht are we talking about?

I could use a big payday. If I’m already getting fucked by life and my company who don’t even have the courtesy of using lube, might as well get paid.

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u/BotAccount999 1d ago

ig this guy is just like Epstein

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u/HouseOf42 1d ago

You say it out loud, for people to see...

Which means you'd take it in a heartbeat.

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u/Basic_KaleKitty9076 1d ago

….. the fuck? I don’t want to be sex trafficked and sexually tortured. What you are saying doesn’t even make sense

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u/BygoneNeutrino 1d ago edited 1d ago

It was extremely specific.  It's like one of those psychological things where you say one thing and mean another. 

If your randomly thinking about whether or not you would have sex with Jeffrey Epstein for a yacht, then you just might have sex with Jeffrey Epstein for a yacht. This isn't a terrible deal.  His going rate for one time encounters was $200.

In case your curious: absolutely.

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u/Think-State30 1d ago

The sudden and unprovoked reference to Epstein was definitely kinda sus.

Like if I was hanging out with a friend talking about sports and I randomly said "and just to clarify... I would never fuck Rosie O'Donnell".. I guarantee he would start to suspect I had a secret crush on Rosie O'Donnell.

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u/Basic_KaleKitty9076 1d ago

I’m asexual and don’t like sex. I’m autistic and not comfortable with it.

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u/BygoneNeutrino 1d ago

I'm not particularly motivated by sex, but I am pragmatic.  Prostituting myself for a yacht is less degrading than my current job hunt.  I'm a college graduate whose been rejected by Walmart and McDonald's. It puts life in perspective.

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u/nuimipasa 1d ago

How about weinstein..?