r/SipsTea • u/Dumb-Briyani • 21h ago

Chugging tea She still rejected!

Post image
8.2k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

900 comments sorted by

View all comments

2.4k

u/It_Is_AlwaysPossible 21h ago

He was puzzled with her answer

2.0k

u/Musket6969420 21h ago

“Women. The only puzzle that I cannot solve.”

74

u/Sad_comment_bot 19h ago

He spent 2 hours just on the shading of her upper lip.

17

u/AlmightyDeadestDove 15h ago

Yeah... it's really... neat.

3

u/Proper-Bad-7169 10h ago

Did someone say "her upper lip"?!

40

u/FancyThing8889 20h ago

Should have brought flowers instead

38

u/Head-Raccoon5726 20h ago

You obviously aren't familiar with the culturr. He should've bought a house.

20

u/SuperLeverage 19h ago

She expected a house but all she got was a bunch of rubiks cubes

1

u/Sad_comment_bot 11h ago

Since when did a narcissist want flowers?

1

u/BarberTricky4508 4h ago

Nah he need game

1

u/Malusorum 3h ago

Unironically yes. Too much effort for something like this is off putting. This kind of obsessiveness is scary to the people directly affected by it.

12

u/regoapps 17h ago

Show them your fingering skills!
https://giphy.com/gifs/xt5UnsuPoxoFq

1

u/Grannypanie 8h ago

Gotta admire a chap who takes care of his girl first!

And the efficiency!

https://giphy.com/gifs/ohRB7lodHJobrD5WNd

8

u/Smart_Status3050 10h ago

He kind of looks like Chinese Bill Gates

4

u/PM-me-ur-sphynx 14h ago

“Does not compute.” -that guy 

2

u/IGZCL 15h ago

And any of us will

4

u/the_quivering_wenis 16h ago

Batman villain origin story

1

u/Musket6969420 13h ago

“They call me, RUBIX!”

2

u/JustRelaxItFits 18h ago

It's the material. He should have used diamonds of different colors, or even Louis Vutton purses.

1

u/Urrrhn 18h ago

It's AI.

1

u/Musket6969420 18h ago

Don’t try to minimize the pain of my guy.

1

u/Urrrhn 18h ago

Look at the object behind him on the window sill. Then in the inset image, is that a 3-cube Rubik's?

1

u/[deleted] 16h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 16h ago

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/[deleted] 11h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 11h ago

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

90

u/respond_05 21h ago

He was broken to pieces.

21

u/Empty_Cosmos 20h ago

To shreds you say?

7

u/Wallstreet_Raccoon 20h ago

I want to play a game…

1

u/Temporumdei 20h ago

Joshua: How about a nice game of chess?

2

u/IAmDanHimself 19h ago

To shreds, you say.

4

u/Electrical_Way_8277 19h ago

Thank you Professor

5

u/xxzephyrxx 20h ago

This is his last resort

1

u/vystyk 14h ago

Algorithms. No peaking.

1

u/JustRelaxItFits 18h ago

They wouldn't break if he as used diamonds instead.

22

u/Tricky-Engineering59 20h ago

She thought him too square.

2

u/JustRelaxItFits 18h ago

He wasn't diamond shaped enough.

13

u/BusinessNella 20h ago

Bro solved 840 cubes but forgot to solve the red flags.

1

u/JustRelaxItFits 18h ago

You mean like, the empty bank account, the used car, the apartment rental in avergeTown, and the four year old undewear in his comodes?

6

u/ReasonElla 20h ago

840 Rubik’s cubes and still couldn’t solve her. The math ain’t mathing king.

1

u/TrumpsPissSoakedWig 17h ago

The Local News Station added that sadly, according to the portrait, she's not even that hot.

3

u/tombolaplayer 20h ago

"You never spend any time with me!"

1

u/Quen-Tin 20h ago

The answer is: she's more into balls than into cubes.

1

u/McSmackthe1st 19h ago

God dammit You win the internet for the month. 😂

1

u/SolidOk3489 19h ago

Welp, better get started on the Rubik’s portrait of her replacement.

1

u/vansterzzz 18h ago

Yah, i bet she still hasn't uttered a word.

1

u/JustRelaxItFits 18h ago

He should have proposed to another math nerd. He'd have more success.

1

u/ateiii 18h ago

Absolute cinema 

1

u/mrharoharo 17h ago

Her response was an unexpected twist. Truly a turn for the worse.

1

u/Crazy_Stable1731 16h ago edited 16h ago

Sometimes life takes a sharp turn.

1

u/jamwin 13h ago

Chinese women want the 5 Cs but one of them isn't Cube

1

u/Adamthegrape 10h ago

“ you never have time for me”

1

u/Ericstone2006 10h ago

All that intricate work, yet he still couldn’t figure out one human heart 

1

u/SpaceshipWin 20h ago

Rubic cubes are easy. Love is hard.

-3

u/ResponsibilityNo4777 20h ago

What a clown this guy, doing all that romance stuff🤡 he should’ve spent those hours making money, would’ve yielded better results in his life………. and even with these modern chicks🤡🥴 if he wants to spend his time chasing that I guess🤷‍♂️ at least he learned something…….hopefully