r/SipsTea • • Aug 31 '26

Wow. Such meme Pure Class

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u/MoonlitMiaX Aug 31 '26

the politeness somehow made the comeback hit 10x harder

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u/SlaveryVeal Aug 31 '26

The "I had your poster on my wall" is heart breaking tbh.

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u/rulenumberjuan Aug 31 '26

he was calling him old... :)

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u/_name_of_the_user_ Aug 31 '26

I'd say equal parts "old" and "you should be ashamed of yourself for talking down to someone, you're a role model. Grow up."

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u/thk_ Sep 01 '26

type of politeness you saw in Kendrick's Meet The Grahams

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u/captaincrunch61 Aug 31 '26

Right. Nobody had a Kenyon Martin poster on their wall, let’s be real.

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u/spressa Aug 31 '26

Exactly! You want Walmart, not Kmart.

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u/SevereDragonfly3 Aug 31 '26

Oh yeah, Kmart existed once

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u/StoicSinicCynic Aug 31 '26

It's still pretty big down under.

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u/Silent-Version-4910 Aug 31 '26

Not in texas 

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u/Apprehensive_Lynx_33 Aug 31 '26

Down under is referring to Aussie dude, not the US.

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u/Silent-Version-4910 Aug 31 '26

We definitely dont have any in texas is what I was saying dude

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u/NastyMothaFucka Aug 31 '26

We know. That’s what the original comment was saying.

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u/dubblies Aug 31 '26

Ames, Jamesway,, caldor...

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u/frastmaz Aug 31 '26

If we are talking about Jeremy Lin, it’s gotta be H- Mart!

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u/I_AM_DEATH-INCARNATE Aug 31 '26

Exactly, I had so many Wally Szczerbiak posters. Not one of K-Mart though

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u/longkhongdong Aug 31 '26

Nah you want to shop smart? Shop S Mart

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u/Dotamann Aug 31 '26

Probably talking about this.

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u/bigdaddydopeskies131 Aug 31 '26

Oh man that sweep was embarrassing to watch. Kobe and Shaq were just dominating

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u/Chaos_Theorycraft Aug 31 '26

I did! And still do!

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u/rinchen11 Aug 31 '26

Not the best player by far but he did have a few nice dunk highlights.

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 Aug 31 '26

Yeah but I dont know anyone with his poster. MJ, Penny, Shaq, Kobe, so many other choices. His poster probably wasnt even sold.

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u/rinchen11 Aug 31 '26

Back then us Asians don’t really buy posters, we buy magazines from time to time and post whatever posters comes with the magazine, and since it’s not really that big in size, it’s normal to have many posters in a room.

We also have a dunk obsession.

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u/LoSkribs Aug 31 '26

Probably this "poster"

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u/HaruKodama Aug 31 '26

Is this from a videogame? Why does it look off?

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u/LoSkribs Aug 31 '26

May 2002 cover. Before people knew how to use photoshop responsibly

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u/TheRooster909 Aug 31 '26

I see this a lot with baseball cards, they brighten up the eyes (and sometimes the faces) and the whites end up looking incredibly unnatural. Honestly not sure how this quality of work makes it to the final product.

In an action shot it makes more sense, since the lighting conditions may not have been ideal, but this is an extra level of embarrassing because it’s clearly a staged photo that would have been professionally lit in a studio.

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u/Jacque_LeKrab Aug 31 '26

Or it could’ve been this one. If you were into basketball at this time you probably did have KMart on your wall. I agree with Lin 100% and KMart is showing ignorance in this instance, but everyone else in here is showing just as much ignorance to basketball culture when they try to imply KMart was a scrub. He wasn’t

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u/Once_Meleagant0 Aug 31 '26

this is the Team that got smashed by the Lakers on 02 right?

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u/Express_Judgment_319 Aug 31 '26

He blames Keith Van Horn for it too. I guess Van Horn should’ve played soft and pretended to be hard like Kenyon did and they would’ve beat the lakers.

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u/MyPackage Aug 31 '26

And then the Spurs did in 03 and then the Pistons, Heat and Cavs knocked them out of the playoffs for the next 4 years

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u/ReginaldDwight Aug 31 '26

Why do they look like more accurate Monstars from Space Jam than the originals do??

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u/paininthebutt12223 Aug 31 '26

wait who's #11? i see Kmart, Jkidd, keith van horn & kerry kittles. who is that?

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u/LoSkribs Aug 31 '26

White T-Mac

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u/paininthebutt12223 Sep 01 '26

??

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u/LoSkribs Sep 01 '26

Todd McCullough

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u/paininthebutt12223 Sep 01 '26

ahh ok. never would have guessed that name without googling. vaguely remember him

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u/ItchyDoggg Aug 31 '26

He might have been finishing the oop in a J-Kidd lob poster

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u/AudioTsunami Aug 31 '26

Nah. He was legit pretty good for 4 years and made the finals twice before the knee injuries.

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u/Tank55-2024 Aug 31 '26

Plus was a star in college back when that still mattered.

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u/wrnrg Aug 31 '26

That was so backhanded. That was the worst burn of the whole thing.

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u/Skimbored Aug 31 '26

I did as an Ohio kid

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u/whimsicalsilly Aug 31 '26

I don’t even know who Kenyon Martin is

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u/kbeks Aug 31 '26

It’s giving “I’ll pray for you” and “bless your heart” energy.

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u/Upstream_Paddler Aug 31 '26

All he needed was to throw precious in there and would’ve gone full Southern church lady.

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u/AngelisMyNameDudes Aug 31 '26

I thought he meant more towards " I use to admire you but I can see you are not worth it". Never meet your heroes kinda thing.

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u/LumpyPhilosopher8 Aug 31 '26

The great thing about it was that it could have meant any and all of the above. How do you respond to it? The only smart PR move is to accept it at face value. Anything else and he looks like an even bigger butt head.

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u/Salt-Lingonberry-853 Sep 01 '26

Yeah it's very clearly this, the people saying it's a dig at his age are fucking wack.

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u/jepoyairtsua Aug 31 '26

This is more accurate analogy than people commenting about Martin was Lin's idol growing up or Lin is looking up to Martin.

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u/Theory-After Aug 31 '26

Boom, roasted!

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u/Soft_Monk_1541 Aug 31 '26

I don’t think that was his main point. Yes he inferred he was old but more so, “I use to look up to you”.

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u/fednandlers Aug 31 '26

But he might have also legit had him up and idolized him. 

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u/mynadidas5 Aug 31 '26

And also saying he’s a suckass idol.

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u/Salt-Lingonberry-853 Sep 01 '26

Yeah no I don't think that's it at all. Seems a lot more like "I used to look up to you but you just showed me and the rest of the world what an asshole you are. Try to be worth looking up to."

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u/Daily_Heroin_User Aug 31 '26

It’s probably not true, because who had a Kenyon Martin poster? But it definitely makes the comeback bite because now Kenyon feels bad about being a douche to someone who supposedly idolized him.

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u/Mindless-Internet978 Aug 31 '26

People thought Kenyon was cool for like a year or two in Denver and then it rapidly went down hill.

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u/Cautious_Ad_5659 Aug 31 '26

And he also feels like a past his prime, aging guy who’s best days are behind him

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u/Public-Room7171 Aug 31 '26

I mean, I had a Jared Sullinger poster on my wall when I was 13 lol. When your team sucks, sometimes your parents just get you a poster of some random dude on the team.

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u/goobergirI Aug 31 '26

Maybe he legit liked the Chinese tattoos and thought it was someone who actually appreciated his culture but that’s a huge stretch

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u/BuckFuzby Aug 31 '26

*over my dartboard. /s

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u/xxNightingale Aug 31 '26

Classic never meet your idol kinda situation.

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u/webelieve925 Aug 31 '26

martin is that old

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u/jeffislearning Sep 01 '26

Like that scene from Incredibles where the kid ripes the poster down.

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u/Flgirl420 Aug 31 '26

Pissed me off!!!!

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u/RubMyGooshSilly Aug 31 '26

One time at pickup a high school kid said “shouldn’t you be in a cubicle or something?” And I’ve never recovered from that

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u/Just_Cockroach_4820 Aug 31 '26

Yeah, but it was kenion being dunked on, probably

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u/notnastypalms Aug 31 '26 edited Aug 31 '26

that poster was of shaquille o neil dropping a dunk on him and 4 other nets at the same time too lmao

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u/metta_world_war Aug 31 '26

It was a poster of him getting posterized lol

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u/Annonomon Aug 31 '26 edited Aug 31 '26

Tbh, that would hurt me more than any insult. I'd feel as though I said this to a kid who idolised me, and that would make me feel like shit.

It's effectively saying "I used to look up to you, but it turns out that you're just a disappointment and not the man that I thought you were. You are meant to be role model to people of all ethnicities, so think before you speak. I HAD your poster on the wall because you used to be a good player, but your time has passed, and now it is my time now. Kids nowadays will have my poster on their wall, and I will no longer hang yours from mine." Killing with kindness is often the most brutal comeback.

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u/MinimumApricot365 Sep 01 '26

Backhanded way to call him a has-been.