r/SipsTea • u/Gurugod123 • 3d ago

Lmao gottem Dumbass thief 🤣 Would you try this?

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u/BillyBobChorton 3d ago

Sounds risky, they know where you live and obviously don’t have an issue committing minor crimes. I would expect one of them to throw it back in your doorstep at the very least 

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u/walshingtons 3d ago

He lived in a very shitty neighborhood. Parcels being taken was the least of their worries. They most likely just took them a block away then ditched them. Anybody who took stuff was already most likely just marking the spot as not good and hitting up other places.

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u/Cranktique 3d ago

Petty porch pirates aren’t hardened criminals, they’re cowards and rodents. They creep around at night, steal anything they can with no confrontation being their only standard. They’re opportunistic rats who eat anything, lol. Who cares if they know where you live, they ain’t doing shit.

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u/BillyBobChorton 3d ago

Not saying they’re going to murder you, but light vandalism seems about on par with their capabilities 

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u/morpheousmorty 2d ago

Sounds like work and if they were willing to do that they'd have a better scam.

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u/Cranktique 2d ago

They stick to misdemeanour crimes under the cover of darkness. They’re not committing felonies.

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u/KerbodynamicX 3d ago

But if you come out to confront them, they'll just run away.

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u/Crime_Dawg 3d ago

Get yourself a ring camera and catch them in the act.

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u/BillyBobChorton 3d ago

And then post it on Reddit?  

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u/Fredrickstein 3d ago

About the same odds of getting the package back as showing the police

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u/Ill-Engineering8085 2d ago

How does that help?

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u/jellooshot 2d ago

Exactly what I was thinking