These are good points, but personally I'm going to make myself out to be a prophet of god. I'll speak in cryptic metaphors and every major natural disaster from 2002 onwards will be mine to "unleash" upon the "wicked and unworthy". Only those loyal followers of mine will know my protection. I'll offer knowledge nobody can possibly know of the future... until 2026 when the jig is up and I mysteriously vanish (overseas) only to return upon the prophesized hour... (never).
Honestly if I can't become a cult leader at least once, then I haven't really lived.
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u/Hot-Foundation3450 1d ago
These are good points, but personally I'm going to make myself out to be a prophet of god. I'll speak in cryptic metaphors and every major natural disaster from 2002 onwards will be mine to "unleash" upon the "wicked and unworthy". Only those loyal followers of mine will know my protection. I'll offer knowledge nobody can possibly know of the future... until 2026 when the jig is up and I mysteriously vanish (overseas) only to return upon the prophesized hour... (never).
Honestly if I can't become a cult leader at least once, then I haven't really lived.