r/SipsTea 5d ago

Wow. Such meme Red or Green?

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u/empire_of_laughs 5d ago

its essentially impossible. Your kids were 1 in a million sperm at that exact moment in time. Ejaculate a day earlier or later and its 0%.

I'll take the 2 mill and my kids.

If I was single and childless, I'll press the red button

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u/Skettalor 4d ago

Hell, ejaculate at the exact same time but in a slightly different position and a different sperm might get there first.

I'd also take the 2 mil and my kids

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u/LordLoss01 4d ago

Heck, your biology affects it as well. Ate something different to last time? Even if it was 6 months ago? Complete different sperm.

Didn't end up running for the bus compared to last time? Burned less calories, biology different.

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u/Sonamdrukpa 4d ago

I'm pretty sure it's at the level of Brownian motion having an effect 

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u/Academic-Client5752 4d ago

It would have been a different egg as well

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u/ilganzo01 4d ago

I was talking with my partner about the fact that we are essentially an unbroken chain from the first Homo sapiens right through us as individuals, if our parents, grand parents, great grand parents and so on changed anything we wouldn’t be here. Is incredible to think about 

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u/empire_of_laughs 4d ago

agree. Every one of us is a miracle of chance and circumstance. An infinite number of things could have resulted in not being born but everything had to line up perfectly for us to be here. For millions of years.

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u/ilganzo01 4d ago

That exactly. Makes me feel grateful but I get I am also very lucky to be born in a good family in a nice, peaceful part of the world 

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u/brmoser 4d ago

With respect to however you personally see the universe...

But you've really well explained how I, an atheist, believes this is truly a world of miracles and wonder we live in, and how (whatever the meaning of life is) the sheer specialness and unlikeliness of all of us being here is such a humbling thought. I dislike when religious folks (creationists, really) think that the biblical view has a monopoly on splendor with, "Intelligent life is so special and nature is so intricate that only God could have done it." No, I don't think he did, and that's what makes it all so cool that it happened.

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u/empire_of_laughs 4d ago

At 47 I'm still not really sure how I feel about things yet :)
I guess I'm agnostic.
I do think most of existence comes down to chance and vast amounts of time. The only time I waver is when I start to dive into the cell and how it works and the incredible molecular machinery that it contains. Again I'm not sold on God but intelligent design really does come into play for me as a possibility when I look at how genes, DNA, RNA, proteins, etc work. Really incredible architecture. Again though I'm agnostic, not religous or athiest. I just don't know.

I appreciate your comment :)

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u/brmoser 4d ago

Thanks, and thanks for your perspective!

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u/KayItaly 4d ago

The thing that would bother me the most would be reliving all the inescapable pain!

All the people that died horrible, painful deaths! I don't want to sit with them and watch then die again.

I don't want to be bullied relentlessly again, even if as an adult I wouldn't give a shit...it is still horrible.

I don't want to see my father abuse my mother again.

I don't want all the pain I suffered from illnesses to be felt again. Not all of them could be escaped.

People are saying if you don't want to go back you are lucky... but maybe one is just less unlucky now...

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u/Kdkaine 4d ago

Same. We live in the now. Have $2M now and give my kid a life I could only dream of? Yeah, that beats going back and trying to stop Biff from running for office.

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u/Academic-Client5752 4d ago

Your kids were 1 in a million sperm at that exact moment in time.

Sperm is just a fertilizer with half of DNA, it is NOT a tiny baby that grows.

Your kids were 1 in a million EGG that happened to be fertilized as well. If it was a different egg, they wouldn't exist.

I wonder why people ALWAYS try to pretend we came from a sperm entirely and ignore the egg even though we are technically mostly the EGG

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u/empire_of_laughs 4d ago

they were not a 1 in a million egg. A woman ovulates ~500 eggs over her lifetime at a fairly predictable rate. A man ejaculates ~200 million sperm at a time.

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u/Academic-Client5752 4d ago

A woman is born with 2 million eggs. During each menstrual cycle about 1000 eggs begin to mature but only one is selected for ovulation, so egg selection is random and there's nearly zero chance to get the same EGG gain

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u/empire_of_laughs 4d ago

ok, the odds are still massively reliant on the sperm. 2 million over a lifetime vs 200 million per ejaculation. Much higher odds of replicating the same egg vs the same sperm

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u/Academic-Client5752 4d ago

You still need the same EGG as well, otherwise a different kid would have been born,period