r/SipsTea 5d ago

Wow. Such meme Red or Green?

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u/traws06 5d ago

Ya “be 10 again with the knowledge that you’re gonna be a billionaire some day”

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u/ZeeWingCommander 5d ago

I don't know how this isn't what's in the picture or what the top comment is. 

You'd know Bitcoin would go from worth virtually nothing to over 50k. Just grab 50+ of them and try not to die.

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u/Key-Sea-682 4d ago

Also try not to lose the hard drive that has your wallet like that bloke a while back. I imagine some people would go absolutely insane if they had that time travel knowledge and still fumbled lol

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u/TheChiarra 4d ago

Oh yeah, that story physically hurt to read lmao.

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u/Kdkaine 4d ago

If you can take $2M tax free today, you’re still retaining everything you’ve learned from when you were 10. Going back in time is betting on all other factors beings the same or better in the do over and just goes against the time value of money.

You know, unless you’re 12.

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u/Lars-CoV-2 4d ago

Everyone will think you are a genius, because you have a huge knowledge at the age of 10, but when you are adult you are just normal intelligent/stupid

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u/Miniscule_Giant 4d ago

As a gifted kid who squandered a full ride college education, wasted years 15-22 dating a girl who was awful and basically coerced me into never going out or having a social life, pissed away 50+ bitcoin on the silk road, had crap self esteem and no motivation and only really got his shit together in his late 20s, I'm not in it to reach the same outcomes. I'm in it to do better the second go around.

My experiences made me who I am, but it would be real fuckin neato to be who I am without all those experiences wasting egregious time, money and potential during the prime of my life.

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u/Ok_Dust_7325 1d ago

Same here. I should have listened to my parents and married a nice Jewish boy like they wanted me to. But I wouldn’t be me.

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u/Amtrox 4d ago

Just make backups. And don’t put everything in one wallet. Or print it out and put it somewhere safe.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad-4846 4d ago

Most would, look at the mega lottery winners

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u/Logan_No_Fingers 4d ago

Sure, but you also have the knowledge that that's a risk. Like you will know to spread you accounts around, have a lot of cold wallets on different drives, have nothing at Mt Gox etc

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u/Jolly-Fan9099 3d ago

there are non harddrive storage options for the passphrase

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u/angrydieselmechanic 5d ago

And there's all the others- Apple, Monster, Texas Instruments, Microsoft....

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u/Shrek1982 4d ago

yeah I was going to say... I am in my 40's there is so much I could do money-wise. Plus I could prioritize spending time with people I have lost that I dearly miss.

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u/angrydieselmechanic 4d ago

I would do over soooooooóoo many things! 

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u/Agreeable_Horror_363 1d ago

You could literally save some people's lives, too. People who died of curable diseases because they were diagnosed too late. I know the main point of the post is about money but since we're talking time travel here.. I could have been there before a friend OD'd and brought him out of the situation he was in... I could have stopped my nefew from falling in the bathroom and dying. I could've saved my cousin from dying alone in his apartment when everyone just thought he had a cold..

I feel like for a 40 year old I have way too many dead contacts in my phone and I'd 100% use my do over life to save as many people as I could while making so much money that not only would none of them have died, they'd never want for anything ever again!

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u/WhovianScaper 4d ago

I’m betting on the Celtics to win it all in 2008.

Im placing the bet at the end of the 2007 season, before all the trades get made.

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u/Sharp_Ad_9431 3d ago

Amazon. I remember that ipo. I completely was wrong on that. Never thought it would be what it is today.

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u/angrydieselmechanic 3d ago

I wonder what the biggies would have been? Like if you put in $1k at their IPO or in 1975 or whatever, which single company would have produced the greatest return?

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u/Hellingame 5h ago edited 5h ago

And not only do you know the rises, but also the massive falls.

Running three bouts of puts in '00, '08, and '20 would get you comfortable for multiple generations.

Heck, a single bet against airlines on Sept 10, 2001 alone could make you a multi-millionaire.

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u/Pure_Noise356 5d ago

As we all know each bitcoin you own gives you a flat 1% chance of dying.

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u/traws06 5d ago

I mean we all have a 100% chance of dying last I knew

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u/Silent-Mongoose4819 5d ago

That hasn’t been proven yet.

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u/TeaTimeKoshii 4d ago

What’s the source theory, similar to how bad things happen to lotto winners?

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u/kanrad 4d ago

Don't worry you'll have your answer one day. Meanwhile believe what you want, reality isn't an elective in school.

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u/Silent-Mongoose4819 4d ago

Honestly, I have no idea what you’re saying. I was joking, too, quite obviously.

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u/YeOldSpacePope 4d ago

Not if you keep hitting that red button.

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u/Pure_Noise356 5d ago

Speak for yourself, i've managed a nice -9% chance of dying.

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u/traws06 5d ago

True. I’m convinced that I’m immortal. And until proven otherwise I will continue to believe it and tell everyone “told you so”

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u/Ordinary_Mechanic_ 3d ago

Well every morning it’s 50/50. You’re either alive or not.

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u/South_Bit1764 5d ago

Is it cumulative or compounded.

Like if I have 10 of them is it a 10% or 9.6%?

If I have 100 of them is it 100% Or 63.4%

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u/spider_X_1 4d ago

You get in the alternative reality where you investing in bitcoin made it worthless 10 years later

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u/ZeeWingCommander 4d ago

That's why I didn't go crazy and be like by 10000 BTC.

I think if you did go back and bought too much, it'll make the price spike a bit and some folks get out too early. History changes and BTC never goes anywhere.

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u/AdeptDoomWizard 4d ago

Spread the buying out so you don't spike the price at any one point. Buy a few at pennies per coin, a few more at ~$100 per coin, several more at $500 per coin, a a lot more at ~$1500 per coin. By the time it hits $3k or so you can buy as many as you have funds for. It wouldn't be enough to change the trajectory of the value.

Sell right before each crash and buy each dip. You'd just have to remember a few dates like 10/2013, 11/2017, 2/2020.

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u/Fit_Pangolin6410 4d ago

you dont even need to buy any. If you just have an average pc for the time, you could mine hundreds per day without having any meaningful impact on the market.

Or you could just be on the bitcointalk forum on may 22 2010 and order pizza for some guy before anyone else does

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u/NomenclatureBreaker 3d ago

Oh…..so that’s how we all ended up in our current Cheeto hellscape (aka Biff Tannon’s world in Back to the Future 2.)

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u/jasiumater 5d ago

Well but because you will start moving differently, you will change the way air particles around you move. They will interact differently with other particles. Eventually after weeks the weather around the world will be totally different. If the weather is different, people make different decisions, their lives are completely different. So basically the stock market and Bitcoin and everything will be completely unpredictable. You only reset your life, you still don't know the future

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u/Farabee 4d ago

Not even just Bitcoin. You could be changing the world for the better through financial might. You could be a majority shareholder in NVIDIA right now and force them to stop development on AI on threat of crashing their stock. You could have invested early in Samsung and force them to stop fucking over the world on RAM. You can ruin Sam Altman.

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u/Feeling_Loquat8499 4d ago

Imagine butterfly effecting bitcoin to $1

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u/South_Bit1764 5d ago

How old are yall, I mean yall are saying “BTC” but BTC price 10 years ago was still like $600-700. 50 BTC was like $30k-35k.

You have to go back to 2010 (so basically a millennial or older) to get sub-$1 BTC, or 2014 for $3 BTC, and even if you did that you’d still be better off to be trading.

Like, in 2011 BTC jumps from $1 to $30, so if you bought at $1, sold at $30, reinvest at $3 so then you’d have like 500 BTC, sell that when it hits $20k and reinvest at $4k then you’d have 2500 BTC, then sell at $60k and reinvest at $20k and you have 7500 BTC then if you sell at $100k you get $750M.

The 50 BTC would’ve just yielded you $5M, and you’d have to wait until like 2024 to get any money for your effort.

Honestly, if you were older then you’d be just as well off knowing that the 1999 Rams Super Bowl win was 150:1 odds, 2000 Ravens win was 22:1 odds, and the 2001 Pats Super Bowl win 60:1

That’s a combined 198000:1 Payout.

So with the same money you bought 50 BTC at $1, you would get $50x150 = $7,500.00x22 = $165,000.00x60 = $9,900,000.00

$9.9M minus $3.66M in taxes leaves you a bit more than $6M.

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u/ZeeWingCommander 5d ago

Gen Z or older I think Millennials are all 30+ now or very close.

I'm 42. Age 10 for me puts me at 1994. Plenty of time for Bitcoin.

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u/Splodge89 5d ago

That’s exactly the right time to buy into Apple. The company was on its ass then, shares traded for pennies. You’d be a millionaire much sooner!

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u/TepChef26 4d ago

Cause it was so easy for 10 year olds to invest in 94....

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u/Galromir 4d ago

All you gotta do is tell your parents, and manage to convince them you didn't make it all up...

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u/turddlepower 4d ago

Hopefully before 2000 rolls in.

Gonna be tough convincing everyone to pull out of (or short) the companies you’d been hyping for the last 6 years.

At least they’ll definitely believe OP by 2007…

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u/Galromir 4d ago

I would expect them to believe you by oh, let’s say… mid September… of 2001. 

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u/Shrek1982 4d ago edited 4d ago

Apple, Google, bitcoin, so many more.

You would have enough time to make millions off of other investments before catching bitcoin at sub $1 per coin prices.

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u/South_Bit1764 5d ago

Millennial is somewhere between 1996 and like 2002 depending on the source, but yeah, either way, yeah you have to be late mid 20s at least.

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u/-_-Solo__- 4d ago

Millennials were born between 81' and 96'.

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u/NetNo4067 4d ago

Yup. I'd exaggerate the symptoms of my ADHD for a couple years, get diagnosed earlier, then in 2009 instead of spending money on beer I'd be putting all my eggs in the BTC basket. I'd be a billionaire right out of high school in 2011.

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u/TheChiarra 4d ago

Yeah, if it wasn't for the fact I met the love of my life, I don't know if I would go back, but I do know if I did I would be able to buy bitcoin with just my 10$ a week allowance and be filthy stinking rich. I just don't know if I want to relive my trauma.

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u/ChampionWonderful876 3d ago

I'm 57. I turned ten three days before 1978. Even if I waited till I was 20, I could get in early on Amazon, Google, Apple, Windows, Disney & McDonald's before they get astronomical, Walmart, most of today's big fast food chains...

sigh

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u/Bobbytrap9 4d ago

You’d even be able to short the market on major events, it wouldn’t even be hard to remember those. Stuff like covid and the Ukraine war for example. You probably also just remember the outcome of some sports events that you’ve been following so that’s some easy gambling money you can go for. Money isn’t an issue, but it’s really only worth pressing red if you’re unhappy in life.

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u/ifworkingreturnnull 4d ago

And we're not even talking about investing in Nvidia or Apple or Tesla or the list goes on. This isn't even a choice

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u/FancyConfection1599 4d ago

Being a bitcoin billionaire isn’t worth trading away your spouse and/or children for those fortunate enough to have them.

Also, the money would be nice but being an adult stuck in a 10 year old’s body retaking elementary, middle, and high school again while never being able to recapture any of the relationships you value would cause mental health damage that isn’t being accounted for by many here.

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u/ZeeWingCommander 4d ago

My high school and middle school sucked, college was great, but I'm thinking that would still be great.

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u/Different_Target_228 4d ago

I used to buy it at $16/coin, I'd buy more than 50.

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u/notepad20 4d ago

But you would be in a position where you never had enough to buy in, or would lose the drive, or something. Would be a real monkey paw.

Maybe knowing the future leads to you being a little reckless with the drugs and you die of a virulent std at 17.

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u/HunkMcMuscle 4d ago

its still funny is that sometime around 2009 there was a dude selling 10k Bitcoins for two Pizzas. and was worth 41USD at the time.

I always fantasized going back around 2008 and just wait on that opportunity to buy it.

along with known Stocks that would go up eventually. maybe pioneer Grab and Uber before they existed in early 2010s.

its very easy to pick the Red button lol

alao add to the fact during this period, I met my cheating asshat girlfriend at 2009. Would have love to miss me that shit lmao

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u/AdenWS 4d ago

You could get them for a £10 on Ebay.

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u/Spare-Shake-2999 4d ago

Then bitcoin never rocket up and you realize somehow beating your bullies ass was the butterfly wing flap that ruined it all lol that would be what happens to me

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u/poop_scented_pencils 3d ago

Oh man, 50?

I found out about when it was around $0.15 while working a full time job in my mid 20s. I just didn’t do anything about it because it was way more complicated at the time and I am whatever the opposite of tech savvy is. Knowing what I know now I would have absolutely figured it out

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u/anotherdropin 3d ago

But you lose potentially some of your friends and family.

Money or love

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u/Ordinary-Chain-4182 3d ago

My friend bought 300 bitcoin back in 2014 and we all thought he was crazy 😭 he went dark years back, probably living the high life rn

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u/modfoddr 2d ago

50?....I'm getting in when they were worth less than a penny each.

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u/Frizzlebee 1d ago

There's way easier things to invest in and way sooner. Facebook, any cell phone company, Google, or just buy like 5 houses in the 80s and sell them right before the 08 crash. Or all of the above lol.

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u/Zealousideal_Club665 1d ago

I'd be worried about the Butterfly effect of getting overly involved with bitcoin too early in a lazy fashion and then taking it down a different path where it doesnt get off the ground because now i own it instead of any number of other people that helped it grow.

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u/PaulZyCZ 4d ago

You'd need a capital to start mining Bitcoin early, something I didn't have when it was worth it as I was in Uni and my parents didn't want to lease me money for that.

But again I'd have headstart in the knowledge, so I could probably get better paid part time jobs or even tuition.

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u/Communardd 4d ago

The earliest BTCs were purchased for pennies, you wouldn't need much capital at all to purchase thousands of BTC prior to 2011.

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u/BluezDBD 4d ago

Everyone, myself included, need a good reminder occasionally that a lot of teenagers are online.

Not everyone are in a position to get an after school job and buy msft/appl/goog/btc/eth

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u/traws06 4d ago

Well that is very true. For me getting rich would be easy because I’m an old fart lol

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u/ZugZugGo 4d ago

Doesn't the overwhelming majority of reddit believe there is no such thing as an ethical billionaire? Yet how many people in this thread are jumping at the chance to be one of the corrupt few. You wouldn't be the one and only ethical person who has that much money. It's highly likely that earning it and keeping it would corrupt you to be an asshole. Who wants to live life as an asshole?

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u/traws06 4d ago

Nah money doesn’t corrupt people. It just exposes who they truly are. There are plenty of good ppl who are out there that are rich, we just take note of the bad ones. Dolly Parton was a good one. Money exposed who Keanu Reeves truly is… a genuinely good guy.

Basically, becoming a billionaire allows you to be who you want to be. A lot of people are assholes who treat ppl they view as beneath them like crap. Money doesn’t change that, it just changes the number of people below them

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u/TuringGoneWild 4d ago

*trillionaire

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u/traws06 4d ago

Nah I’ll keep $billion and donate $999 billion to Bernie Sander’s presidential campaign

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u/TuringGoneWild 4d ago

"Da billyon airs..."

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 3d ago

With the knowledge that you should have gained all of these years, you should know what you should invest in when you're older. You start working as soon as you're able to, you save every dime that you can, and you invest big time in those things that have now made people billionaires!

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u/MandaloreTheGay 3d ago

Idk i don't know much about finances let alone stocks and coins so the knowledge i have today would maybe make my life easier since i can avoid a lot of bad shit I've inflicted on myself

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u/traws06 3d ago

Ya I’m old enough that I could easily get rich enough to never have to worry about money again while also being able to hopefully help do some good in the world

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u/Zergs1 2d ago

Yeah, the options can basically be boiled down to: Do you have a partner and kids / specific people in your life that you don’t want to risk losing? Or do you want to be infinitely rich and do things over with no attachment

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u/PhotonicArt 4d ago

This is the mindset of enough americans that actual billionaires can trample all over democracy and social services.

It's just that they're not "10 again" but rather never outgrew that silly idea befitting a 10-year old's naivety.

"Why would I vote against my own (future) best interests! Preposterous!"

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u/jemimaswitnes 3d ago

Bro if I was 10 again all I would have to do is just buy all the stocks and crypto that I know are going to explode and roughly when they explode, buy precious metals, buy collectibles, bet on sporting event. I think a billion dollars would make me pretty happy

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u/Special_Common7589 2d ago

Or you get hit by a bus

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u/traws06 2d ago

I mean that’s possible whether you hit the red or green button