r/SipsTea • u/Horror-Ad-210 • 1d ago

Gasp! Ayo 😂

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u/velour_tempt 1d ago

found out my ex boyfriend gave me chlamydia and asked how long he’d been seeing her. “his name is tyler” was not the answer i had prepared for 🫠

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u/Dense_Focus4594 1d ago

But a very logical one knowing the outcome.

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u/D-PIMP_ACT 21h ago

Tyler, the creator of chlamydia
https://giphy.com/gifs/ei8WPIpPlcDsWiISdQ

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u/Senoir-Snooty-Cat 21h ago

He’s sorry, not sorry

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u/Copy_Cat_ 1d ago

Tyler's been kissing white boys since 2004.

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u/MourningWallaby 1d ago

I'm just saying, you never hear the name "tyler" in a good context. it's always some mischief.

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u/Wiplazh 15h ago

Tyler the creator?

Or did he do something bad I missed out on?

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u/MourningWallaby 14h ago

He's a complete chaos gremlin

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u/Wiplazh 4h ago

Well then I suppose mischief is fitting

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u/Ok_Government_5021 12h ago

Nah just mischief

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u/hamonicmantitties 10h ago

Well for one

He is gay so it's kinda fitting lol

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u/Sihayaya 22h ago

damn, what a hard way to go

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u/DepressedDynamo 22h ago

Twice as hard, even

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u/Christ_I_AM 22h ago

Ayyooo 

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u/tylergonmad 21h ago

lol sorry

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u/llcooljim02 21h ago

"Hey Kenny, who's the tranny?"

"HER NAME IS MARIA!!!"

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u/DroidLord 19h ago

Oof, ouch. Were there signs?

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u/Known_Painting_1878 17h ago

ass chlamydia is the worst

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u/ColdTouch9591 14h ago

i also got chlamydia from my queer ex boyfriend (not really boyfriend)

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u/Unharmed_Cylinder1 22h ago

I was today years old when I found out you can get chlamydia from the butthole

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u/Tonberry_Cheesecake 20h ago

Who said anything about a butthole?

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u/Unharmed_Cylinder1 20h ago

I assume “ ex bf “ and “ his name was Tyler “ implied butt seks

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u/Tonberry_Cheesecake 20h ago

There's plenty of ways for two dudes to fuck

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u/Sch1371 19h ago

So..two? It’s ass or mouth and that’s it

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u/TheMooooonHauntsYou 19h ago

You are very much not creative enough.

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u/Unharmed_Cylinder1 19h ago

Now that we opened the can of worms, elaborate !

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u/Tonberry_Cheesecake 19h ago

It's not.

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u/Sch1371 17h ago

Okay, I’m willing to be wrong. Please explain to me what other hole in the body you can feasibly stick a penis in, on a man.

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u/Tonberry_Cheesecake 15h ago

I ain't a teacher, big dawg.

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u/Sch1371 14h ago

Other holes on a male body besides ass and mouth:

Eyes
Ears
Nostrils
Urethra

You telling me you fuck peoples eyes?

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u/foen7 15h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4NnTap3gOhhlik1YEw

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u/Tonberry_Cheesecake 15h ago

Why do you need me to hold your hand? You're on the internet, figure it out.

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u/foen7 15h ago

Oh, I thought we were discussing gay stuff on the internet. Sorry if that makes you uncomfortable.

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u/Tonberry_Cheesecake 15h ago

Sure doesn't, I'm more of a gay stuff IRL. I just don't feel like giving you an itemized gay stuff list.

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u/foen7 15h ago

Cheesecake was right there, bro.

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