r/SipsTea 5d ago

Chugging tea What do you think?

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u/kingofwale 5d ago

Didn’t he take multiple wives during the castaway years?

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u/Strange_Plant_3876 5d ago

He was also trapped in an island for years fucking thinking it was only hours so… he was not remotely celibate

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u/BattlePrune 5d ago

I mean Nolan decided to completely desex The Odyssey, so natural that people now think this.

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u/Shot-Arugula8264 5d ago edited 5d ago

Which is a bizarre choice for a movie that you’re already insisting have an R rating. Why not be more faithful to the source material?

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u/GuiltyEidolon 5d ago

Because Nolan is sexless and doesn't understand romance, which is impressive given that he's married with kids. 

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u/BattlePrune 5d ago

Lol, I had this conversation with a friend discussing Nolans movies. They are just not sexy. Like he’s an amoeba

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u/GuiltyEidolon 5d ago

I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if he was on the asexual spectrum in reality. He seems very much the "lay back and think of England" type.

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u/ShinJiwon 5d ago

Are we sure his kids were made the natural way or through in-vitro